Meet my brother: Kris Jerk Wu
Description
Many people like the idea of having a step-brother since brothers are often pictured to be protective, caring, kind and sweet.
But.
Kris Wu is the complete opposite.
He's arrogant, childish and annoying. I bet the list could go on forever.
Who throws undergarments on someone's head?
The only answer is Kris Jerk Wu.
He must have been a devil in his past life.
His ultimate goal was to annoy the hell out of me and I guess that he had succeeded.
Because if I had the chance to tear him apart, I will.
No hard feelings bro.
Foreword
| Meet the characters |
See that guy in there? That's Kris, your soon-to-be step-brother. The one man you would very much like to avoid since he's a pain in the . He likes to flex his non-existent muscles. In conclusion, he's arrogant and annoying.
You / Park Kyung Mi. A strong yet impatient girl. Cheerful and clumsy but turns into a sumo wrestler when annoyed. Hates Kris to bikini bottom and back.
Bomi, your closest friend. Playful, smart, funny and cute. Someone you run to for help. Has a crush on Lay.
Hyuna, the girl who makes your life unbearable. Queenkas along with her group named 4minute. Has a huge crush on Kris and loves to tag behind him. President of Kris's fanclub.
Luhan. A cute and charming boy. Loves to smile a lot. You have a crush on him.
A group named Exo. Kingkas of the school. Kris's closest friend. They are all goofy people who likes to fool around.
Prologue 
''I believe I can FLYYYYYYY' Kris's annoying voice filled the room. Goddammit, why can't he keep his mouth shut for a second. I am trying to get some beauty sleep here!
''SHUT UP KREASE!'' I hollered, covering my ears in desperate attempt to block out his voice. ''For your information, you are NOT fit to be a singer so go and be the pathetic -scratcher you are and stop bothering me!''
''Oh shut up, peasant. You're just jealous that you are not half as good as I am. Do you know that tons of girls praise me for my heavenly voice, and the way I flip my hair, even the way my Adams apple moves up and down when I'm nervous and-''
''Will it hurt to STOP talking for a minute?! Damn it, you just can't keep your mouth shut can you?!''
''Fine, douchebag.'' That was what he said. The room was silent before a certain someone decided to sing.
''I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYY. I SPREAD MY WINGS AND-'' Kris sings with a tone that sounds very much like a duck quacking.
''THEN SHUT UP, FLY AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!'' I screamed, loud enough to wake the entire block of people.
Knowing Kris, he must have ignored my comments again. But this time, he actually stopped singing.
He decided to talk.
''When I say step back you say ! When I say-''
''Kris you EEEEEEEEEE! I am going rip you into two and throw you into Bikini Bottom! You can spend some personal time there with the sharks!'' I erupted, that was it. The last straw.
''Choi Kyung Mi, why are you shouting in the middle of the night?!'' I looked up and gasped. My father was standing in my room, staring at me. I gulped, if looks could kill then I might have been dead by now.
''Oops. I smell trouble.'' Kris muttered, silently laughing away.
One day, I'm going to make him beg for forgiveness.
Just you wait, Kris Wu.
Poster credit goes to pixelated cities
author's note: hiiiii gorgeous humans.This is my first fic so please do subscribe and comment. I apologise for the spelling errors and grammatical errors. By the way, this fanfic is written with my own ideas. Lastly, stay tune for more.
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