“Kyaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Girls, Lee Min Ho just asked me out for a date. Kyaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”         Bommie’s squeals can be heard inside the YG building. At first we thought the building is on fire that’s why the fire alarm triggered. But it turns out it’s just 2ne1’s main vocals spazzing. Now for all those lost souls out there wondering how Bommie and Lee Min Ho came in the picture, let me give you a short recap.         So you see, Bommie, my beloved Park sister started watching “The Heirs”. I know the plot of that series is very cliché, “you know the rich man fell in love with the poor woman” type of story but a lot of people including Bommie fell hopelessly in love with the characters especially to Lee Min Ho aka Kim Tan. And that’s how her obsession with Lee Min Ho started. In every radio and TV programs we are guesting in, she would always mention Lee Min Ho as her ideal type and she even said that she will invite Lee Min Ho in our concert.  And voila!!! Park Bom meets Lee Min Ho and after Bom’s persuasion, Lee Min Ho finally asked her out.             Why am I having a bitter taste in my mouth?            Okay! I admit. I’m a little bitter.            Okay, not a little bitter but VERY BITTER because somebody is asking Bommie for a date while I, the supposedly 2ne1’s Goddess have ZERO love life. Don’t get me wrong. I’m actually happy for Bom because it’s been ages since she had a real date. We’re not getting any younger and although our dating ban has been lifted ages ago, nobody dared to ask us out on a date until now.           So here I am being a sore loser right now. Among 2ne1 members, I am the one with the longest fanboys.  My famous fanboys range from actors, idols, rappers, athletes, VJs and even respected news anchors. I’ve lost count on the number of love calls I’ve receive in TVand radio broadcast from my fanboys. Sad to say, no one was brave enough to ask me out for a date or even give me a phonecall behind the camera. I’ve been telling in all our interviews that I want to have a boyfriend. Even in my SNS, I have been shamelessly tweeting my desire to be in a relationship but NADA!!! NOPE!!! AS IN NO! NO! NO! NO! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH!           I opened my twitter to lurk on what’s happening and my fans are spazzing about me and G-Dragon again.         Tsk, tsk, tsk!!! What are they spazzing about???         What??         Daragon is real because we have couple YSL plaid polo. Are they serious????         Alright! Don’t get me wrong. To tell you honestly, there was point in my life when I actually have a little crush on GD but sad to say my little crush died instantly when I learned that the guy is already taken by a certain Japanese model. And even if it’s just a crush, I have a rule to never have a crush on someone who is already taken. so there goes your Daragon  ship sinking down the Pacific Ocean.       And with regards to our so called “COUPLE ITEMS”, blame it all to our stylists and of course to YG’s cost cutting scheme.  do you actually think that I will buy all those expensive clothes and accessories from my pocket? Are you kidding me? Of ocurse it's YG's properties. We are his investment so he is the one providing for our outfits. We have to look fashionable all the time.   So back to those so called couple items.We have this huge room in YG where clothes for all YG artists are stored. It’s like you can go inside that room and chooses the clothes that you like or in my case, whatever my stylist chose for me. Same thing applies to our accessories and shoes.       So, I’m sorry to burst your bubbles Daragon shippers but GD & I are just close friends. DARAGON IS NOT REAL SO DEAL WITH IT. And please stop bashing Kiko coz really it gets awkward when we see each other. Plus, I get to think of a cetain marine specie whenever my eyes lands on her lips( coughs FISH coughs). Oppppssss meanie me.. Okay that's just my bitter mind talking here.       Now, moving on; what is this I’m seeing JAEDARA is sailing?         Uh, so Jaejoong sunbaenim change his DP to a picture with I Love You and fans our assuming that it’s his response to my “Do you love me” DP.       Hul!! How I wish we are indeed a couple coz who wouldn’t want to have the pretty boy Kim Jaejoong as your boyfriend? I actually followed him on twitter but sad to say he never followed me back. And what a coincidence coz every time I open my twitter, he would also go online. It is such a torture scrolling down my timeline coz he keeps on posting his selcas which can be considered as . His handsome face, luscious lips, y collarbones, sinful neck, hard chest, yummy abs and most of all, his long hrrrmmm… I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.         “Wheeewww, why is it getting hot in here? Yaahhh Darayah, stop being y please.         Anyway, JAEDARA shippers , for once let me just clear this. I am a DBSK fan and Jaejoong is my bias but sad to say, Jae and I didn’t have the chance to get to know ea