Lemme introduce you guys to a new game

The winner will earn nothing but fame

But the losers will all be full of shame

This game goes by a truly weird name

This game requires you to have a perfect aim

Against animals who could be no less tame

Your task is to simply do nothing but maim

Succeed this task and you'll earn your flame

The next is a simple task with a dame

Rescue her and then stake your claim

It ain't garunteed that you'll be the same

Nor will I promise that you'll remain sane