Just text messages.

The Gods Vs The Nerds.

Narrater.

"For s sake im the top!"Sehun argued with luhan, everyone was somewhat arguing except kai,lay, xiumin and tao.

"Hey kyungsoo..kyungsoo ... soo...kyung...d.o....owl boy"Chen said as he kept pinching d.o who was only looking down on the floor.

"Tell your friend to stop picking on kyungie!"Baekyun yelled at chanyeol.

"Why? that kid should be able to handle himself!"Chanyeol argued.

"Its your fault i got detention!"Suho yelled.

"No its not if you wouldve stop looking at me i wouldnt had kicked you and you wouldnt have snapped at me!"Kris defended.

"Stop cheating!!"Tao said as he had his arm on kai's head pressing the xbox buttons uncontrollably.

"Im not cheating im just skilled in these games"Kai said as he pressed one button and killed tao.

Lay and xiumin were texting eachother.

Lay:Look at kai hes so cute and hes beating tao!

Xiumin:Pish Posh my tao's cuter! and so what if hes beating him tao has a bigger !

Lay: NOO ! KAI DOES ! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!

Xiumin:When?

Lay:In my dreams ~ /Fangirls/

Xiumin: Eww you have wet dreams~~~ grody~~

Lay:Shut up as if you dont have any about tao ing you in the while your stuffing your face with a baozi

Xiumin glared at lay while lay smiled innocently.

Then xiumin began typing.

Xiumin:I bet baekhyun has wet dreams about chanyeol

Lay:Eww ikr! i bet baekhyun thinks he'll top!

Baekhyun: you know were all in a group convo right -.-

Lay: \OoO/ Ohh hey ~~~ do you think you top?

D.O:Hyungs thats nasty ... /Hides/

Xiumin:C'mon soosoo do you think youll top chen?

Baekhyun:Yah ! you know thats a touchy subject for kyungie!

D.O:Its fine ... But No i dont think ill top.. why? ... because i want to receive a gift if he wants me to him hell ask me straight up

Lay:o.o woah ...

D.O:Yes i have a dirty mind okay? and i wouldnt woah lay hyung you have dreams of kai ing you everywhere in his and your house

Lay:Hey that was meant to be between us!

Suho:Eww that ish is nasty

Baekhyun:Oh come on you know you have dirty dreams with krease~~ /Eyebrow wiggle/

Suho:Nerp

Baekhyun: /Body wiggle with y face/

Suho:OKAY ! Fine i did once ... ONCE!

Xiumin:Spill~~~ the deets~

Suho:It was when i saw kris in detention fighting with that kid BUT in my defense he looked hot af!

Lay:....Wheres Lulu hyung?

Luhan:Here

D.O:Hyung were you reading our convo?

Luhan: Yes.... and dying on the inside.

Since it was really silent the gods decided to text aswell.

Tao:Why are we texting?

Kris:Because its akward and look there texting too!

Chanyeol;Is it me or does baekhyun look cute smiling when hes texting?

Kai:Just you...

Sehun:Disgusting hyung!

Chen: Guys .... I feel bad for picking on d.o

Sehun: LIES!

Chen:No i mean im serial .... he always looks like hes gonna cry...

Sehun:Liar.

Chen: I swear to ing god im gonna boom jamima your face again

Sehun:Alright Alright 

Private Chat.

Kai: Do you think i should conffess?

Tao:Well yeah i mean you like him right?

Kai:Yeah ... but im not sure he'll like me back...

Tao:....-.- im sure lay likes you back..HOLD THE UP! IS THIS WHY YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT WITH LAY /Eyebrow wiggle/

Kai:Not only that but lay looks really fragile...

Tao:Bull...

Kai:What ever .. what about you and xiumin?

Tao:What about me and xiumin?

Kai:Its ing obvious he likes you!

Tao:Hes gay?!?!

Kai:I never knew you were this slow.. hes more bent than any rainbow out there .

Tao:Shut up .. but i never knew...

Kai: /EyeRoll/ Whatever.

"Eww Kyungie thats nasty~"Baekhyun said pushing D.O's shoulder with his.

"Wae? its true"D.O Said, luhan stared at the messages rolling in with disgust but laughing wheezing and dying on the inside.

Lay:Do you have any wet dreams with sehun lulu hyung?

Luhan:Negative

Lay:C'mon atleast one?

Luhan: Double Negative.

Chen:Hi.

Chen:Hey.

Chen:Hola.

Chen:yo.

Chanyeol:Shut up

Kris:Shut up

Tao:Shut up

Kai:Shut up

Sehun:Shut up

Chen:night faggots.

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EliTabbi
#1
Chapter 2: Wahaha love it :)
Waiting for your update
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exo_ox
#2
Chapter 2: This is so funny, please update soon because you make me laugh and I love your story:)
Melancholyaa #3
Chapter 2: : Throw rainbow: twelve boys over the rainbow <3
littleocean
#4
Chapter 1: "Sevensome" and "Gayer than the rainbow"!!! OMG!!! That had me laughing my head off.
mayazero
#5
Chapter 1: hahaha poor guys *^^*
Krishobaby #6
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