"I'm so lonely..." I sighed as i scrolled past youtube with a raging hand sliding furiously along my laptop's touch-pad.

"..wait." I stopped scrolling and stared at my laptop's touch-pad.

"That... what was that..? I felt like there was something.." I leaned and look closer into it, gently putting my long fingers onto it again.

".......in' hell. There it is. The sparks."  I took my hand off of it again and stared creepily at it.

"....am i in love with my laptop?" I questioned myself for a few seconds before staring at it again.

"No way.. I'm not gay!" I huffed as i stared angryly at it.

"Of course it doesnt have a gender.. but! I always imagine my laptop as a dude. A bro. A brother. But then again.. I always him everyday.. Loving him.. nurturing him with hug and kisses.. Oh my lord, I AM GAY!" I screamed at nothing, realising the fact.

"..what should i do now...?" I then started bawling my eyes out upon knowing my ual orientation.

"..you." I suddenly turned to my laptop and glared at it.

"BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!"