Once upon a time, I fell in love with a kpop group, and now I'm poor.

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Friend: Tell me about your bias. Me: What do you want to know? His blood type? His weight? His height in centimeters?

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Interviewer: *asks question in English*

Kpop Group:...

Translator: *translates*

Kpop Group: OHHHHH!!! *nods and claps enthusiastically*

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Me: I should not be attracted to you. *I say to every k-idol younger than me*

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Friend: Why do you have the same song 3 times?

Me: It's not the same. This is the original, this is the live, and this is the remix.