"should not be done using books of academe"

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I THOUGHT I HAD THE BEST FIRST LINE EVER BUT OOPS, READ IT AGAIN.

A short story. I am very much disappointed. Read for more

Again, I've been trolled by the books and boy that was so close, it hurts. Story of my life (just this midnight). I thought it made sense but ouch. I think I need to see an optometrist.