Voldemin :

Changmin UFO Replies :

Fan: This will be my 300th message that I have written and that you have not replied to.
Changmin: .

Fan: Ho, Jae, Min, Su, Chun! Good night! Let’s meet in our dreams!!
Changmin: Must not dream. Must not dream. Ever!

Fan: Do you like Jaejoong-oppa? Does Jaejoong-oppa wash the dishes well? I also do the dishes~~
Changmin: I like normal girls.

Fan: Yunho-oppa! If you don’t reply, you have to marry me!
Changmin: I have saved Yunho hyung’s life.

Fan: Yunho-ya, your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my fingers in there, give me permission ^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give you permission?

BEST OF THE BEST:

Fan: I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying… from now on I’m going to be a stalker!
Changmin: I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan.
Fan: If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it.
Changmin: Just be a stalker.
Fan: Ok, I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you.
Changmin: A refridgerator is behind me.
Fan: Liar, I’m there.
Changmin: Are you the refridgerator or Junsu-hyung?

EvilKyu :

Kyuhyun’s UFO reply. (Some you may have never read XD)

ELF: Normal.
Kyuhyun: Crazy.

ELF: Sungmin I love you, I can’t live without you! Oppa also can’t live without me right?
Kyuhyun: Sungmin can’t live without me.

ELF: I can’t sleep!
Kyuhyun: What does it has to do with me?

ELF: What is y back? Please explain!
Kyuhyun: I’m suppose to explain?

ELF: Dongsaeng-line! Listen to hyung-line!
Kyuhyun: You….are Eunhyuk right?

ELF: Sungmin oppa, I want to join your ‘Single Club’… Can you accept me as a member?
Kyuhyun: Membership fees is 20,000.. You can pay by 36-months installment..

ELF: SJ-M has 5 oppa, SJ-H has 6 oppa.
Kyuhyun: We’re not broken family, just Super Junior.

ELF: Please present yourself more on show, Kyuhyun!
Kyuhyun: Hyungs didn’t give me chance to speak!

ELF: Wuli neun Super Juni~or! (We are Super Juni~or!)
Kyuhyun: Don’t copy.

ELF: Let’s meet at dream tonight? My man Kyuhyun oppa~
Kyuhyun: I’m staying up all night.

ELF: Congratulate Kyuhyun oppa for having more than 1000 nicknames.
Kyuhyun: Every word with Kyu counted as a nickname?

ELF: Kyuhyun has too many nicknames, too hard to memorise!
Kyuhyun: Then don’t memorise it!

ELF: When is the first time you drink alcohol?
Kyuhyun: Why you want to know this?

ELF: Using sesame oil to cook ham is really delicious!
Kyuhyun: Then you try it.

ELF: I’m having exam now, but because I’m thinking of oppa so I screwed my test, I still have 3 more to go.
Kyuhyun: Switch off your phone and go to study.

ELF: The most handsome oppa in Super Junior please reply me ^.^
Kyuhyun: Me.kekekeke

ELF: Kyuhyun oppa!!!!
Kyuhyun: What!!!!

ELF: Please recommend some interesting drama.
Kyuhyun: Kyu-joyong, Kyu-mong, Attack on Kyu-flower boy, Kyuransformers.

ELF: Missing you missing you, loving you.
Kyuhyun: Same thought..always..

ELF: Do Kyuhyun oppa has any disease?
Kyuhyun: Kyuhyun has the disease of missing ELF.

ELF: Kyuhyun ah..refreshing Kyuhyun.. The generation of refreshing Kyuhyun is gonna start~
Kyuhyun: What taste is that? Kekekeke

ELF: Oppa is stupid.
Kyuhyun: Compare to you I’m genius.

ELF: Please marry with me.
Kyuhyun: Get Sungmin-hyung’s permission first.

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