Mr. Death & the Shepherdess
Description
A day of misadventures in the life of Mr. Death and the noob gang (I mean... the infinity gang...or the power...) Don't worries guys, everything is gonna be okay~!
Foreword
sign-in sheet:
members of the supernatural gang (I mean... infinity gang... the power):
Class/Tier | Rank Number | Title | Also Known As | Representation | Name |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Ultimate | Zero | The Big Man | Boss | Grand Overseer | Unknown |
Upper | One | Mother | Mother Hen | Fertility/Birth | Chia Jingwen |
Upper | Two | Doom & his Rabbit of Doom | Destruction/Doom | Camui Gackt | |
Upper | Three | Hope | Faith | Li Bingbing | |
Upper | Four | Casanova | Lover Boy | Love/Passion | Kim Junsu |
Upper | Five | Fate | Destiny | Inevitability | Shibasaki Kou |
Middle | Six | Chaos | Trickery | Lee Junki | |
Middle | Seven | Harmony | Peacemaker | Balance | Olivia Lufkin |
Middle | Eight | Law | Justice/Righteous | So Jisub | |
Middle | Nine | Lady Luck & her Lucky Pineapple | Fortune/Luck | Gong Hyojin | |
Middle | Ten | Sandman | Sleep/Dream | Park Yoochun | |
Middle | Eleven | Chance | Golden Child | Opportunity | Yoo Seungho |
Lower | Twelve | Shepherdess | Soul Guide | Wang Xinling | |
Lower | Thirteen | Mr. Death | Soul Reaper | Kim Jaejoong |
• • • • • • •
"Is the Shepherdess and her little black ram here yet?" Casanova whispered as he peered over his fabulous phone, looking like a sneaky bastard.
"No. Why?"
"Good. I got something to show you guys."
"We don't need to see your new girlfriend at every goddamn meeting, lover boy."
"No, no... guys. This is wayyyy better."
The mythical gang (which included the awesome Sandman, the awesome Chaos, the awesome Doom, the awesome Lady Luck, the awesome Fate, etc. get the drift) gathered around Casanova's phone.
They stared wide eye at the brilliant screen. "A dating site? You want to show us a dating site?"
Casanova held up a finger. "Just wait for it, guys." The screen automatically scrolled down and then, they all saw it.
The face of Death.
"Oh my ing god. You made this profile for him, didn't you?" Chaos choked on his chewing gum. "It's ing brilliant."
"I know, right?" The screen continued to scroll. "It gets better."
"He is so going to get you for this..."
"What's he gonna do, huh? Reap my soul?"
• • • • • • •
Name: Ronald Iggie Pace Death (R.I.P. Death)
Gender: Male
Current Status: Single
Looking for: Long-term Relationship (very long term)
Body Type: Slender
Eyes: Two black voids
Height: 180cm
Hair Type: Bald
Age: N/A
Seeks: Woman for Marriage
Education: Graduate School
Ethnicity: International
Religion: Deathic
Political Leanings: N/A
Occupation: Soul Driving
Means of transportation: Walking
Have children: No
Want children: Hell no
About me: Hello, I'm Mr. Death who is looking for a death-long partner. I'm a great businessman, very hard working. I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and candlelit dinners served with fresh blood. I love visiting new places as well as old, so I spend much of my time on business trips collecting souls of the newly dead. I've been spending more and more time walking around on the job because of the wars and the natural disasters but I will definitely make time for you if you are the one, that special woman. I'm very adventurous, but I'm also a scaredy-cat by nature. I'm pretty reckless though, because my job doesn't allow much time to think things through. That is my wild side if you are interested. There was this one time in college way back in the days, I ended up hitch-hiking with the Italian mob through Russia, and I even decided to live there for a while. The booze is good. This may be totally random but if I could make a tee shirt, it would have to say "Follow Me, I'll take you to a better place." Random is fun. I'm a fun guy. I even have a cute little stick with a sharp curvy moon on the top. It's part of my uniform for work. The clothes are pretty comfortable. Maybe I'll even let you try on one of my black robes if you decide to go on a date with me.
I might want to warn you first that I take great pleasure in dislocating my finger bones. So, just be aware of that. I also enjoy doing my nails so if you want a manicure or just want to get a drink late at night then give me a call. You could call my cell phone but the quickest way to reach me is by killing someone. I'll be right there ASAP. It's my job. I'm dedicated. Even though I may be a little bit shy at first, I still love meeting new people but they are so rude sometimes. They kind of run or faint at the sight of me. I know I'm not the most handsome man in the universe but I'm definitely not the ugliest.
Anyway, it'll be fun to get to know you a little bit better so don't hesitate to wink at me. Oh and I forgot to mention one small thing. You kind of have to be dead for us to be together long-term relationship-wise so just keep that in mind. Besides that, I'm sure we'll have plenty of fun in the dark. For our first date, I'll take you out to my favorite place for a candle lit dinner. It's where a stone angel cries. Beautiful scenery. Got to love it.
My profile picture is me fixing my pricey beauty mask while resting at one of my many private hunting lodges in the underworld.
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