How I woke up.....

I awaken, and I'm staring at the ceiling.

It's pretty dark and I yawn without moving my arms. I never stretch. Only after showers.

I sigh and rub my eyes slowly and carefully so I don't accidently poke it.

They feel really puffy and... unlike my eyes.

Wait- I'm on a bed? A BED?

I thought... I was on a sofa? I remember the cussion. I was sleeping down Jonghyun's house.

I sigh again, maybe I was wrong. Maybe I went back to my room. It looks like my room. But then again my room looks average. Jonghyun's room looks like my room. And Key's. And Minho's. Even dubu Onew's.

I must have been in my room. People just don't wake up elsewhere. Maybe I got drunk and went to my house. Maybe I argued with Jonghyun.

Wait, wait one minute. Just, wait. My God.

There's someone sliding next to me.

"Morning beautiful" he whispers to me! I see his face and jump off the bed. I land... .

With s. S. PLUMP, WHITE, Y S!

W-w-what?! I'm a girl!? I look at myself. I see no member. I... I don't see anything.

"OH MY GOD" I shriek.

My voice isn't a male's voice anymore. I'm a girl. A whiny, high-pitched girl. A GIRL!

I'M A FRIGGIN' GIRL!

I stand up and grab the covers. The boy giggles at me.

"I've seen you already, why are you covering yourself?"

I see his face and realise who he is.

MY FRIEND

KIM JONGHYUN!!

I stare in the mirror across the desk breathlessly

I once used to see Lee Taemin.

Not anymore.

I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?!

NO PLAGIARISING OTHERWISE YOU'RE DEAD AND I'LL USE MY SPELLS ON YOU. I'M VOLDEMORT.