{Truly sorry, I changed the whole chapter and writing style}

Kim Joonmyeon - ask this name to anyone in Seoul University the first thing they will say, perfect.

That is the perfect definition of this oh great Kim Joonmyeon.

Ironically

But to two guys lying on the floor like drunken es, it is horror. The so called perfect president of the student body of Seoul University has transformed into a monster. He quietly took the empty cup noodles, placing neatly on the table and turned off a paused video game, opening the freezer for some cubes throwing it all in a red bucket then pouring it all one of e in yellow, with no trace of emotion on his pale face.

Shrieks, shivers and cursing now commence

“The , what is this” the very tall guy name Chanyeol stood up trying to ease his pain on his head that was dumped by iced cubes. Finally seeing the white face he fears the most, went silent in horror.

Next the guy in red currently cuddling so peacefully with a cushion pillow, the ramen juice that was left is now pouring all over his face the bits of noodles in his hair and pieces of vegetables sticking to his eyebrows.

Shrieks, shivers and cursing commenced

“Holy , what is wrong with you” holding on, almost hitting the president he slowly backed down and fell on his knees.

Shocked was the title, scared till peeing on your pants was the description.

Another day in the boys dorm in section A, room 304 – but this time not only was it about the total destruction in their dorm room but a certain DVD was found missing.

“Look hyung, we didn’t know that was super special for you” the tall one said

“We could buy you the exact same one, a brand new one specifically” the short one helped in

The two poor boys was on their knees, bone aching position for more than an hour, but the president isn’t pleased but grinned his teeth

“Do you seriously think that can be replaced, it cost more than $ 3000 – Must I say limited addition too, IT WAS A ING COLLECTER ITEM” the perfect president tried to calm down, looking as scary as ever.

“I WANT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, I DON’T CARE HOW. ALSO THIS HOUSE WILL BE COMPLETELY SPOTLESS BY 3 HOURS, STARTING NOW” he declared, making the boys moved in seconds cleaning the house and taking turns trying to find it – their life depends on it.

While student body president Kim Joonmyeon have a nice tea with cheese croissant for lunch.

After 2 hours 47 minutes 52 seconds (taken by his president excellent timing skills) the door opened by the fourth boy living here “Tao, how was practice” taking a bite of his croissant

“It was good, where is Chanyeol and Baekhyun hyung?” he asked and smiled widely “Hey that went smoothly”

“I’m glad your Korean have been improving, and those two idiots will be joining us shortly, now come eat before tea gets cold” he complimented him and giving his signature bright smile

The two came in barging in with a growling stomach, thumping the table all in sweat. Looking more dead than usual

“What happened to you two?” the shocked foreigner asked

“Don’t you ever, and let me say it again clearly EVER take away his again” poor Baekhyun, gulping down cold water like he never tasted anything better before

“Oh those dirty cartoons?” Tao asked, getting teensy glare from Joonmyeon

“Yeah those we took it out, out of curiosity” Chanyeol slowly explained “but somehow a certain midget forgot to put it back”

“I did put it back, it should be there I freaking swear on Taeyeon’s cute nose”

“But how come it isn’t there?”

“How am I supposed to know?”

“You should you said so, you are the one who put it back”

And this never ending fight wasn’t stopping, even though poor Tao tried to tell them something

BANG, a plate was broken by a bread knife the on holding it was no other then horror it self

“You guys better shut up or you will be sleeping outside again” he said in a deep tone, which gives this whole household Goosebumps

“Guys...” Tao tried to get their attention “I mean Joonmyeon-hyung, you mean these DVDs”

“Oh god, Tao you are a life saver we love you so freaking much” Chanyeol declared

“Hold up gay one, but how did you get it” Baekhyun said

“Well you guys were drunk so I thought I cleaned up a bit, but I saw it by mistake playing on your laptop and it was horrible so I just hid it somewhere – it was just so disturbing”  Tao said in bad Korean but understanding, why is this kid so innocent the two thought.

While Kim Joonmyeon is now very happy, hoping back up stairs and locking it up in his safe.

“Hey guys, guess who got two dates this weekend – Yes Park Chanyeol did it again people"

“Who is it this time?” Baekhyun rolled his eyes scrolling down pages of Kim Taeyeon fancams

“Well I’m not sure but this popular app that has been a talk in the town is going crazy, so I decided to try it, it’s Love App, heard of it?”

“Oh yeah I did that’s how I met Minah” Baekhyun replied too casually to Chanyeol’s liking

“What? Seriously and you have never told me about this? What a great best friend forever you are” Chanyeol glumped onto the couch

“I heard of it too” Tao sat down with some chips “Isn’t that how Yixing gege got laid last year?”

“Yep” Baekhyun said and dancing Gee cause he just bought himself tickets to SNSD Christmas week concert

“You guys are meanie, Myeonnie Hyung have you heard of it?” he asked

“Nope, don’t have time for stupid a stupid love life” gaining looks from the three

And suddenly the three huddled up in the middle with Joonmyeon forming red streaks of anger when typing a report

“Maybe that is why he is so bad tempered” Chanyeol whispered to the two “And spends too much time watching ” Baekhyun whispered back nodding while the poor Tao “why am I dragged here again? – I don’t want to be murdered”

All three now had just gotten hit by peaches from Joonmyeon and a slice of death glare, silencing them.

“So hyung, what was today meeting like?” Chanyeol sit next to him, distracting him while the two dummies take his phone away 

So while tall one talks with President Joonmyeon the other two filled out a form of a Pink heart app they just downloaded

“So let us see” Baekhyun filling up the basic information and then scrolling down to Venus’s wheel “Let’s see ideal type?”

“Looks? - y but actually shy and on the innocent side, bookworm-ish” Tao said and he approved “and idea of a perfect date?”

“Well Prez is rich, write a luxurious dinner with good steak and wine with classical music” and again short Baekhyun agreed

“Now age, younger right?” he asked Tao and he nodded. And spin the wheel - after a minute notification popped out 3 new chats was just added.