Zelo's drool

B.A.P on Skype
chapter 7
    Zelo's saliva 

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Bunhongie         why is this happening to me
Bunhongie         wHYY

Youngjae           um
Youngjae           can you find other people to talk about your problems why is it always me

Bunhongie         because other hyungs are stupid :--(

Youngjae           well bye

Bunhongie         WAIT HYUNG DONT LEAVE

Youngjae           why do i have to listen to you??

Bunhongie         so hyung you really do hate me then :'--((

Youngjae           ...

Bunhongie         are you angry(jealous) because i share a room with daehyun hyung

Youngjae           ...this is not the time to joke around, junhong

Bunhongie         HAHAHA SO IT'S TRUE THEN!!
Bunhongie         I'M TELLING HIM!

Youngjae           O________O
Youngjae           OI DON'T YOU EVEN-
Youngjae           FINE junhong you can tell me your problem

Bunhongie         yayayayayayayay
Bunhongie         wellll
Bunhongie         last saturday i was playing the game in our ipad and 
Bunhongie         somehow broke himchan hyung's record
Bunhongie         i bragged about it to himchan hyung and 
Bunhongie         he was mad at me
Bunhongie         then he went playing that game again and again
Bunhongie         but he only scored like, 12 while im at 50 something
Bunhongie         he still can't beat me even after an hour of trying
Bunhongie         he got really, really frustrated

Youngjae           ...
Youngjae           straight to the point please? and type faster

Bunhongie         so he banned me from playing that game
Bunhongie         as a maknae i can't do anything
Bunhongie         without that game to play i was really bored
Bunhongie         i had nothing else to do

Youngjae           -----STRAIGHT TO THE POINT??

Bunhongie         o___o okok, uhm so i slept on the couch, jongup was beside me
Bunhongie         when i woke up, i found his pants was all wet 

Youngjae           oh?
Youngjae           jongup peed??

Bunhongie         LMAO not but
Bunhongie         uhhhhhh well
Bunhongie         idkhowmyheadwasonhislapandit'swetbecauseidrooled

Youngjae           PFT
Youngjae           HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OWHMYGAWD HAHAHAHA
Youngjae           you really should wear that no mercy's napkin again omg

Bunhongie         O______O
Bunhongie         hyung how could you laugh at me???
Bunhongie         i trusted you and told you my secret!!
Bunhongie         i wont be nice to you anymore!!!
Bunhongie         bye jackass

Youngjae           omg
Youngjae           you're seriously angry aren't you i was just joking
Youngjae           hellooooo?
Youngjae           sorry junhongie
Youngjae           hello?

Youngjae           junhong yah please reply

Youngjae           yAH

Youngjae           junhong??

 

 

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Bunhongie         hyung ah did you wash that pants yet

ChrisBrowns      what pants? :o

Bunhongie         are you forcing me to say it and laugh at me??

ChrisBrowns      huh? what to say? why should i laugh? :o

Bunhongie         ...
Bunhongie         never mind

ChrisBrowns      oh ohhh is it about that one you split coffee on your pants and people thought you had period?

Bunhongie         NOT THAT ONE DIDN'T I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION IT AGAIN??
Bunhongie         urghhsg im so done
Bunhongie         hyung please cheer me up im feeling so down /.\

ChrisBrowns      okok :D
ChrisBrowns      that day when you drooled on my pants
ChrisBrowns      your saliva was too much that it even dripped onto the floor
ChrisBrowns      i was sleeping that i didn't notice but it was too gross so i threw the pants away :D

Bunhongie         owh, that makes sense-
Bunhongie         wait hyung YOU KNEW WHAT I SAID EARLIER RIGHT??
Bunhongie         YOU WERE FOOLING ME AROUND WEREN'T YOU??
Bunhongie         mothering stupid idiot jerk brainless moron hyung!!!!
Bunhongie         i will never talk to you again!!!

ChrisBrowns      oooh you used all the bad words :D
ChrisBrowns      but i really didn't know what were you talking about?
ChrisBrowns      i thought throwing the pants away was funny so i said it to make you happy? :o
ChrisBrowns      i actually didn't throw it, and also didn't wash it
ChrisBrowns      since your scent is nice so i kept it well :D

ChrisBrowns      junhong?
ChrisBrowns      what... why are you offline :o

 

 

 

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ChrisBrowns      youngjae hyung, i have a problem, please help :D

Youngjae           what
Youngjae           why is everyone throwing their problems to me
Youngjae           don't tell me you also drooled on some other hyung's pants

ChrisBrowns      heh? no i didn't :o

Youngjae           --wait did you hear a loud sound just now?
Youngjae           it's from the living room, right?

ChrisBrowns      i think so?
ChrisBrowns      but you have to listen to my problem first!

Youngjae           okay what is it -.-

ChrisBrowns      junhong is so mad at me that he scolded me with all the bad words! :o

Youngjae           is it about the drooling thing -.-

ChrisBrowns      ? yes
ChrisBrowns      omg hyung how did you know? :D

Youngjae           because i am not a jackass
Youngjae           im the smartest in bap

ChrisBrowns      :D

Youngjae           well maybe except yongguk hyung
Youngjae           im called brainjae after all
Youngjae           you guys never beat me in riddles and games anyway
Youngjae           im the best and always the best

ChrisBrowns      :o
ChrisBrowns      why are you suddenly like himchan hyung? 
ChrisBrowns      ahhhh you must be himchan hyung right! :D
ChrisBrowns      you hacked youngjae hyung's account!

Youngjae           whut
Youngjae           how could you even mistake me as that moron??

ChrisBrowns      oh
ChrisBrowns      you're youngjae hyung again :D

+  *** ChrisBrowns added HimesBeautiful ***

ChrisBrowns      are you himchan hyung?

HimesBeautiful   of course i am, what r u talking about

ChrisBrowns      :D

HimesBeautiful   btw why is the floor so wet??
HimesBeautiful   it's damn slippery yanno

Youngjae           don't tell me that sound just now was from you hyung

HimesBeautiful   

ChrisBrowns      that sound just now?

HimesBeautiful   oh my god
HimesBeautiful   wtf how did you know???

Youngjae           it's easy to guess as you guys are so simple-minded

HimesBeautiful   YOU DAMN BRAT

ChrisBrowns      ??
ChrisBrowns      youngjae hyung what sound was that?

Youngjae           didn't you hear the loud thud just now
Youngjae           the sound is probably from your hyung who slipped and fell in the living room
Youngjae           cuz the floor was wet there

HimesBeautiful   YOU BETTER APOLOGISE BEFORE I BREAK YOUR IPAD

Youngjae           well you won't cuz your highest record of that game is in my ipad

HimesBeautiful   FUCSDKFHGJ

-  *** HimesBeautiful has left ***

Youngjae           he surrendered o yay
Youngjae           pissing people off is actually so fun

ChrisBrowns      hyung how about try to make me angry? :D

Youngjae           ...

ChrisBrowns      :D

Youngjae           ...

ChrisBrowns      :D

Youngjae           i surrender

ChrisBrowns      D:

Youngjae           omg did i just?

ChrisBrowns      :D*

Youngjae           ...okay

ChrisBrowns      omg junhong is online!

+  *** ChrisBrowns added HimesBeautiful ***

+  *** ChrisBrowns added Bunhongie ***

ChrisBrowns      youngjae hyung just said pissing people off is fun :D
ChrisBrowns      [Sunday, December 28, 2014 1:56 AM] [Youngjae]: pissing people off is actually so fun

Bunhongie         i am not talking to you ever again, youngjae hyung

HimesBeautiful   as expected

-  *** HimesBeautiful has left ***

-  *** Bunhongie has left ***

ChrisBrowns      they're so angry omg :D

Youngjae           ...
Youngjae           uhm should i apologise

+  *** ChrisBrowns added Tigger ***

+  *** ChrisBrowns added Daecheese ***

ChrisBrowns      youngjae hyung just asked if he should apologise :D
ChrisBrowns      [Sunday, December 28, 2014 2:00 AM] [Youngjae]: uhm should i apologise

Youngjae           
Youngjae           moon jongup what are you doing

Tigger               apologise about?

Daecheese          of course he should!
Daecheese          he actually threw away all the ice creams i bought -_____-

Youngjae           that's bcuz the fridge is so full that i can't even put in my drink

Daecheese          just because of a drink??
Daecheese          because of a drink you threw away all of the precious ice creams??
Daecheese          how could you!!! T^T

Youngjae           and i didn't throw them away pls
Youngjae           i just moved them into the freezer section
Youngjae           it's an ICE CREAM you know

ChrisBrowns      omg
ChrisBrowns      luckily it didn't melt completely :D
ChrisBrowns      thanks to the smartest brainjae :D

Daecheese          oh
Daecheese          right
Daecheese          brb eating ice cream

Youngjae           wtf

Tigger               btw, zelo slept on the floor in the living room jn right

ChrisBrowns      should be :D
ChrisBrowns      cuz he was complaining how hot his room was

Youngjae           ...?
Youngjae           ...but the ground was wet?
Youngjae           ...wait oMG
Youngjae           himchan's gonna be real mad...!!!
Youngjae           i cant stop laughing seriously my stomach hurts so much omfg

Tigger               lol
Tigger               me too actually yeah

ChrisBrowns      ??
ChrisBrowns      why? :o

+  *** Youngjae added HimesBeautiful ***

Youngjae            hyung you better go and bathe
Youngjae            my sincere advice

HimesBeautiful   what? -_____-
HimesBeautiful   what makes you think that i'll listen to u?

Youngjae            when you realised the truth you'll thank me
Youngjae            idiot

HimesBeautiful   WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOT????
HimesBeautiful   ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT????

+  *** HimesBeautiful added Bunhongie ***

HimesBeautiful   JUNHONGIE
HimesBeautiful   LETS GANG UP ON YOUNGJAE
HimesBeautiful   HES PISSING ME OFF

Bunhongie          aaaaah
Bunhongie          i wanna but later
Bunhongie          need to clean up the floor
Bunhongie          since i caused this mess ;;u;;;;;;

Youngjae            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Youngjae            the truth is unfolding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Youngjae            be careful to not get a heart attack, himchan hyung

Tigger                don't worry babe channie, i'll always be by yer side namean
Tigger                will comfort you when you need it namsayin

HimesBeautiful   ???
HimesBeautiful   ?i don't get it??
HimesBeautiful   i have a really bad feeling right now.

ChrisBrowns       because just now you slipped on the floor in the living room? :D
ChrisBrowns       and junhong was cleaning his mess there?
ChrisBrowns       junhong drooled it seems....
ChrisBrowns       !!OHHH i finally know now!!
ChrisBrowns       himchan hyung fell on junhong's saliva on the floor!!!! :DDDDDD

HimesBeautiful   

Bunhongie          

HimesBeautiful   

Bunhongie          

HimesBeautiful   

Bunhongie          

Youngjae            and he said it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tigger                omg

Bunhongie          sorry himchan hyung!! it wasn't intentional!!!!! QAQ
Bunhongie          omg bye hyungs im escaping for life
Bunhongie          I HOPE I GET OUT ALIVE THIS TIME HAHAHAHA
Bunhongie          ANNYEONG

-  *** Bunhongie has left ***

Youngjae            
Youngjae            why do junhong seem happy omg

Tigger                idk?

ChrisBrowns       he's gone crazy over the shock it think :D

Tigger                might be drunk

Youngjae            hm?
Youngjae            tho y himchan isn't responding?

Tigger                he's bathing lol
Tigger                while shouting "DON'T YOU EVER APPEAR IN FRONT OF ME JUN FCKING HONG!!!"
Tigger                RIP junhongie

ChrisBrowns       RIP junhong

Youngjae            RIP junhong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daecheese          im back!!
Daecheese          did i miss anything? 
Daecheese          wait--- RIP?????
Daecheese          junhONG DIED??????
Daecheese          omg im so sorry for my wrongdoings all these while junhong i hope you rest in peace TT_____TT

Youngjae            ...
Youngjae            im lazy to explain to this here so bye

-  *** Youngjae has left ***

Tigger                lazy too

ChrisBrowns       lazy too :D

-  *** Tigger has left ***

-  *** ChrisBrowns has left ***

Daecheese          
Daecheese          HOW COULD YOU????????
Daecheese          MEANIE BASTARDS
Daecheese          wait, isn't that junhong who's running downstairs 
Daecheese          wait aM I SEEING A GHOST
Daecheese          OMG HAAAAAAAAAAALPPPP SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEE

HimesBeautiful   
HimesBeautiful   totally understand what made them lazy to explain lol

 

 

 

 

 

 a/n 

heyAA im back
this is actually made last year but i didn't get to edit it so that it can be uploaded;;
also, for those who asked about their usernames in this fic
it is actually some coding tricks ahaha;;;
you just need to type in < you >xxx< / you> without space
and the user's name will appear o3o

im so happy that this fic has received so much support even though i havent update it for so long
thank you so much yeorobun!!
let's continue to love and spread love for B.A.P~ <3

 

 

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Bluetearsbluesorrow
#1
Chapter 2: Ok this is the second time this week I have saw my name in random stories what the hell is going and this is funny as hell.
Cupcake000 #2
Chapter 4: OMG !!! I've never laughed so loudly in my life ! My mother asked me if something is wrong with me or something.... Pls make more 'n this is gold !!!
zelovesick
#3
Chapter 2: Oh! I saw my name in here 0-0 were you talking about me or someone else?! Anyway... this is really funny! I like it!!!
ayechanlay
#4
Chapter 7: wahhh, i want more, please update saeyo~
ayechanlay
#5
Chapter 4: im laughing so hard at channie typos and fangirling text lololo
ayechanlay
#6
Chapter 2: lol the real hacker is jongup!! :D I really addicted that grin symbol :D :D :D
SungrinBF
#7
Chapter 7: Omg this is so funny I spitted my milk on my tablet XD Aww I hope you update soon >3<
farahhudasyamimi #8
Chapter 7: Please update.... Tq
ssant0kki21 #9
Chapter 7: Omg i can't stop laughing! ㅋㅋㅋ missing bap so much and i find this ffㅋㅋㅋ you my day ㅋㅋㅋ
LizieEm #10
Chapter 7: OMG I laughed so hard I woke my mum up xDD :DD