Choco vs. Taro, 'Embarrassing' pictures and Ann Summers

Falling for the Straight Guy

No one's POV:

"Alright boys, the time is now one thirty. We'll meet back here at four okay?" Sehun's mum asked and Luhan and Sehun nodded as his mum handed the boys some money and went one way whilst Sehun and Luhan went another
"Where do you want to go?" Sehun asked and Luhan frowned
"Anywhere you want to go, say it we'll go there" he added 
"W-well I've never been to this part before so I don't know where to go" Luhan finally replied and Sehun grinned
"I can be a sort of guide then" he said happily 
"Really?" Luhan asked and Sehun nodded as he led Luhan around the place.

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"And over there is the Gucci shop" Sehun continued as he pointed over to the shop and Luhan saw it was having a sale
"Tao would love that" he muttered
"Who?" Sehun asked 
"Friend back in China" Luhan replied and Sehun nodded as he paused
"Now that the tour is over, where do you want to go first?" he asked as Luhan's stomach grumbled
"Food" Luhan muttered and blushed whilst Sehun tried to stop himself from laughing. 

"Do you like bubble tea?" he asked 
"Love it" Luhan replied and Sehun grinned
"There is a bubble tea cafe near by. We can get food and drinks there before properly shopping" he said and Luhan nodded
"Yes please" he replied happily, making Sehun laugh before taking the boy to the cafe he was talking about. 

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"What flavour did you get?" Sehun asked 
"Taro, the best flavour in the world" Luhan replied and Sehun shook his head 
"I believe Choco is the best" he said and Luhan's eyes widened 
"Well then you have very weird tastes in bubble tea flavours" he muttered and Sehun laughed as he nudged him and the two found a table to sit to wait for their food 
"Are those your parents across the road?" Luhan asked and Sehun frowned.

"Wh... oh God... they're not" he said in horror and both their eyes widened 
"Is that your mum dragging your dad into-"
"Yes it is" Sehun interrupted 
"But they're-"
"Old... and they're walking into an Ann Summers shop" Sehun finished in horror and shuddered at the thought of his parents... at their age... still doing stuff like that! 

"If they end up buying anything my life will never be the same again" Sehun said as he held his head in his hands (wow so many h's in one sentence) causing Luhan to laugh 
"You say the funniest things half the time" he said, wiping a tear away from his eye 
"Well it's true!" Sehun exclaimed and went back to drinking his bubble tea and Luhan continued to laugh at him. 

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"I can't believe how cheap all those clothes were" Luhan said excitedly 
"The joys of January sales" Sehun replied and Luhan nodded 
"Exactly!" he said and Sehun smiled before Luhan grabbed his hand 
"Wh-what are you doing?" he asked, trying to stop himself from blushing 
"There's a photo booth over here" Luhan replied and Sehun shook his head
"I don't do photo booths" he said and Luhan stopped with a pout on his face. 

"Not even for one picture?" he asked and when Sehun saw the look on his face.. who was he to deny 
"Fine one" he muttered and Luhan smiled as he dragged Sehun over to the booth. 

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"I only said one" Sehun shouted as he and Luhan made their way back down the road to meet Sehun's parents 
"They all came out alright" Luhan replied 
"Not they didn't I look so weird" Sehun exclaimed and Luhan shook his head 
"You look alright in this one" he said and Sehun leant in to have a look 

"My hair looks messy!" he said and Luhan rolled his eyes 
"You're so fussy" he said and Sehun's eyes widened 
"Me? Fussy? I'm not fussy" he replied and Luhan nodded 
"Yes you are" he said 
"Am not"
"Are"
"Not"
"Are".

And the mini argument continued until the two were able to see Sehun's mum standing there waiting for the two of them 
"Have a good day shopping?" she asked and the two of them nodded 
"We even took pictures" Luhan replied and Sehun's eyed widened as Luhan showed his mum the pictures 
"Wow he even managed to crack a smile" his mum said and Sehun blushed 
"Mum" he whined as Sehun's dad walked over 
"Who's up for some pizza?" he asked and Luhan nodded eagerly as the group made their way back to the car. 

It was when they were loading all their shopping into the boot of the car did Sehun recognise something which freaked him out as he smacked Luhan on the arm 
"What was that for?" Luhan asked but when he saw what Sehun saw his eyes widened... for there... was an Ann Summers bag... 
"Well at least we know they're still ually active" Luhan muttered and got into the car whilst Sehun froze 
"You alright?" his dad asked, shutting the boot 
"Remind me to buy some ear muffs" Sehun replied and got into the car whilst his father stood there frowning at him before shaking his head...

Kids these days!


Hey guys!! :D 

So yeah, Hunhan chapter!! :D It may be shorter than the Sulay one and a bit more boring... I apologise :( 
ALSO, this is Ann Summers:

It's like Victoria Secret... but when you get to the back of the shop... it's dirty *nods* 
AND I'm already thinking of my next fanfic! The idea came flooding into my mind when I was watching the news this morning... weird I know... it'll feature Kris... I just need a partner to go with him because I'm torn on who to choose sooo for future reference: 

FINALLY 
Someone on here sent me a link to a Kaisoo fice called Iris if you want to read it click on the link... it's really good! It's mpreg, thought I should tell you because not many people like the subject of mpreg, but it works SO MUCH within the fic. Read it with caution for some parts and to the person who sent me the link... why didn't you warn me about chapter 18? T_T 

Until the next chapter folks!!

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Redmintchoco #1
Chapter 49: So cute and wholesome. Love it ❤
hoseokspotato #2
AND So GoOOd omg
hoseokspotato #3
this is so so funny
hoseokspotato #4
OMGG
Nicole121314 #5
Chapter 49: The story is good and funny...i like it so much. Thanks dear
Nicole121314 #6
Chapter 48: Ohmy hahaha..
Nicole121314 #7
Chapter 47: Hahaha..
Jongin crazy for Kyungsoo hahahha
Nicole121314 #8
Chapter 46: Aww.. so cute
Nicole121314 #9
Chapter 44: Ohmy Kyungsoo .
Nicole121314 #10
Chapter 41: Krystal is such a bi***