-Lay-

Luhan and Chen are so childish, they need to grow up. Making such a huge mess in the living room right after Xiumin got done cleaning, they should feel ashamed.

“Xiumin has always liked me more.” Luhan said, hitting Chen in the face with the pillow

Chen swung back and the pillow smacked Luhan.

“Yeah right, every time I see him with you he looks like he wants to run away.”

“He does that to you every morning.” Luhan shot back

Chen threw the pillow at Luhan, but he manged to move out the way. The pillow hit a shelf, almost causing a picture frame to fall down.

“Both of you stop it.” I said, keeping my safe position behind the couch

“Tell him.” Chen said

“Stop acting like a baby and be a man.” Luhan said, hitting Chen

Chen snatched a pillow off of the couch and tried to save his face. As the two fought, one of the pillows knocked over a cup, it's contents spilling all over the floor. Luhan was the first to slip, Chen falling on top of Luhan.

I heard footsteps behind me and quickly stood up, turning around.

Kris looked pissed.

“I leave for 3 minutes are you two dorks are causing a ruckus. You guys are grown men, act like it.” Kris growled “I want this mess cleaned up and I want it done now.”

Luhan and Chen scrambled to get on their feet, pushing each other as they did so.

“Push each other one more time, I dare you, just do it.” Kris dared them, causing them to freeze “Lay can you go in the kitchen and grab some paper towels please.”

I nodded my head and walked to the kitchen. I looked around but couldn't find them, usually they're on the counter, but I guess Xiumin used them all. There should be another roll in the hall cabinet.

I made my way down the hall, stopping at the cabinet. I opened it and reached out to grab the fresh roll but stopped when I heard a voice. It sounded like Tao.

“Okay at least you know what Kris and I are saying.” Tao said “Do you have any idea how this happened?”

My curiosity got the best of me and I took a step towards the room door, pressing my ear against it.

“Can I get a kiss like Kris did?” Tao asked

What? Who kissed Kris? Why does Tao want this person to kiss him?

I heard soft giggling. It almost sounded like...like a baby's. But that doesn't make sense. Why would Tao have a baby?

“Why are you laughing? You can’t just kiss someone in front of me, are you trying to make me jealous?” Tao asked

There it goes again, I swear I heard a baby's laugh.

“P-ped-pedo.”

That is a baby's voice...Did it just call Tao a pedo? What the heck is going on?

“I guess I am a pedo, but you’re just too cute to resist.” Tao said

What am I hearing?! I need to get to the bottom of this.

“Tao who are you talking to?” I asked as I turned the doorknob

-Xiumin-

Tao and I both froze when the door opened and Lay stood in the doorway. Tao sat up and started stuttering.

“Lay...I...This...Um...I can explain.”

“Why do you have a baby?” Lay asked, eyes wide

Before Tao could stutter again, Kris gently pushed Lay into the room, closing the door behind them.

“Kris?” Lay questioned

Everyone looked to Kris who was leaning against the door, with a strange look. We all waited, our eyes drawn to Kris.

Kris will know what to say. He'll somehow mange to tell Lay what is happening without causing Lay to panic...

“Xiumin turned into a toddler.” Kris bluntly stated

“What?” Lay panicked

… or he'll do the exact opposite.

“How? I-I-I don't understand.” Lay stared pacing back and forth “How can a man turn into a toddler? Is this a joke? Please tell this is a joke, please.”

“I'm afraid it is not.” Kris said

“Oh, Oh, Oh what-what are we going to do?” Lay stopped pacing

“I don't know, but we're going to have to let the others know.” Kris stated

“What?!” Tao and Lay shouted

“Calm yourselves.” Kris growled

“Sorry.” They said in unison

“Alright, Xiumin do you agree with this?” Kris asked

I sat up and nodded my head. Lay turned to me and hesitantly walked to the bed. I waved my hand at him.

“Hi Lay.” I smiled

If Lay's eyes were any wider Kyungsoo would have some serious competition. At least he took the news well.

Tao got off of the bed and stood beside Lay. Kris walked over and stood on the other side of Lay. It felt a little awkward with all of their gazes locked on me.

“So who's going to pick him up?” Lay asked

“Me.” Tao said

“I'm the leader, I'll pick him up.”

“What? I think it would be fair if I picked him up. You guys knew about this before I did, so it gives me time to get used to him in this state.” Lay said

“Do you even know how to hold a baby?” Tao asked

“Do you?” Kris asked Tao

As the three bickered, I crawled to the edge of the bed, and slowly slid down. Once I was on the floor, I grabbed the side of the bed and pulled myself up on my new feet.

Feels weird.

I took very slow steps pass the three. If they were graded on how to handle this situation...I'd give them an F-.

“Hey, where's Xiumin?” I heard Lay asked

I was so close to the door, when I say close I mean no where near it. Arms wrapped around me and I was lifted off of the ground. I couldn't stop the squeal that left my mouth.

“Where are you going?” Kris asked me

“I-I not know.”

I sound so stupid.

Kris smiled as he held me to his side. I looked over his shoulder to see Tao with his arms crossed over his chest while Lay was making faces behind Kris's back which made me giggle.

“What's so funny?” Kris asked

“Nuting.” I quickly said, and I just wanted to hit my head against a wall as he chuckled

“Alright, this is going to get crazy.” Kris said, walking to the door

“Tell me about it.” Tao said

“Luhan and Chen are going to flip.” Lay said

Kris opened the door with his free hand and we walked out.

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“WHAT!!!!!!”

I covered my ears as my eyes squeezed shut. I think I just went deaf. Luhan and Chen shot up from the couch across from, Kris,Lay, Tao and I. I was placed in Kris's lap, in the middle of the other two. Chen and Luhan looked at me and then each others.

“That's bull.” Luhan said

“Is this payback for doing all of those prank on you guys?” Chen asked

“No, I would never stoop down to your level.” Kris said

“I don't believe you. That kid isn't Xiumin.” Luhan said, pointing at me

“It is.” Tao said

“Impossible. I bet the next thing you want to tell is that Lay is actually a freaking unicorn.” Chen said “No offense Lay.”

“That was very off-” Kris cut Lay off

“Explain to me why we would make this up?”

“I don't know... maybe you just want to mess with us for fighting earlier.” Luhan said

“Or maybe you have a weird baby , were you like picturing Xiumin as a baby.” Chen said

Tao covered his mouth as he tried to hide his laugh. Lay tried to hide his smile, but it wasn't working. I looked behind me up at Kris, who had the look of murder on his face.

“Kris?”

Yes! I said his name right.

He looked down at me and let out a sigh.

“I do not have a baby .” Kris said calmly

“Then stop trying to say Xiumin turned into a baby.” Chen said

“Listen that baby may look a lot like the baby pictures Xiumin's mom showed us, but that can't be him. He may have the cheeks, but he doesn't have the cheeks.” Luhan explain

What?

“What are you talking about?” Chen asked

“I don't know but....that's not Xiumin!” Luhan ran on

“But it's true.” Lay said

“Prove it.” Luhan said

All of them look at me and I started to feel nervous. What was I suppose to do, get up and start dancing to Growl or something? I can't even speak right, let alone move my body. What the heck do they expect from a baby? They're being a bunch of...

“Blockheads.” I said out loud

Luhan and Chen gasped and took a step back at my sudden outburst.

“He just called us blockheads. Only Xiumin calls us that when he's really irritated.” Chen said

“No...that can be...Xiumin?” Luhan took a step forward

“Yes.” I answered

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to vomit.” Luhan said pacing back and forth

Chen's hands were running through his hair as he bit his lip.

“Wh-what-what do we do?” Chen asked

“I don't know, I don't know....we-we-we should...um...um call... call...”

“Call who?!” Chen shouted at Luhan

“I don't know! The cops?”

“What are they going to do?!” Chen shouted

“I don't know! I don't know!”

I felt like I was watching a TV drama. These two blockheads are going to explode.

“Then don't say stupid ideas!” Chen yelled, starting to pace back and forth like Luhan

“I don't see you coming up with any ideas, so get off of my case!” Luhan shouted

“Guys just stay calm.” Kris said

“WE ARE CALM!” They yelled at Kris

“Could of fooled me.” Tao said under his breath

Why can't they all just- I HAVE TO GO PEE!

“Kris Pee.” I said nervously

I swear I have a bladder this size of a raisin.

“What?” Kris asked

“I think he has to go pee.” Lay almost in panic mode

“Now.” I cried

If I don't get to a bathroom in the next second, it's going to get very messy.

“Wait, now?” Kris asked, his once calm voice shattered by terror

I nodded my head like a bobble head. Hurry up!

Before Kris could react, Luhan snatched me up and dashed to the bathroom. The door slammed shut and I was put down on my feet. My hands pressed over my clothed member, hoping that it would stop the urge to pee. I looked at the toilet.

Man it's huge. I can't believe I never realized the size. How am I suppose to use that without falling in?

“Okay, umm, do you need help...with...you know...your business.”

I nodded my head and Luhan nervously bent down. Shakily he ped the one-z and pulled it down. My hands shot out to cover my member.

It's so small! It's like a freaking baby carrot! What did I do to deserve this! I think I just lost all my manliest along with my dignity.

“Okay, do-do I um, sit you down on the toilet seat?” He asked nervously

“Yes.” I nearly cried

Luhan lifted me up and sat me on the toilet, holding me up by my arms. He turned his head and shut his eyes.

As I used the restroom, Luhan tried to start a conversation.

“So... do you know... um... what happened?”

“No.”

“Oh, okay.”

Can this get anymore awkward?

“So when you're done do I... do I wipe... down there?”

And it just got more awkward.

A/N: Sorry it's short. What can I say besides SCHOOL. If you see any gammar mistakes let me know.