Secret Mission
Description
Sehun doesn't want to be a part of it, but Luhan says it's a matter of life and death. It's obviously not.
EXO Cheese Challenge Day 13 | HunHan | PG | 744 words
Foreword
Luhan shot his cuffs, humming a tune that seemed familiar to Sehun, but the younger man couldn't quite place it.
He tapped on his chin as he lounged on a sofa, looking out the window in front of him.
The weather forecast said it would be bright and warm, but Sehun frowned as the nonexistent sun was scheduled to set, but clouds settled in and he just felt so lethargic to do anything.
"Are you done?" Sehun raised his eyes as high as he could without moving his head, only seeing the fabric from Luhan's suit. "And what are you even humming?"
Luhan finished his tune with a nod and cleared his throat.
"Mr. Bond. James Bond."
Sehun rolled his eyes and flopped onto his side, feeling dumb for not recognizing it earlier. "You're ridiculous."
"And you love it." Luhan said, fixing his tie.
Sehun stared at
"I got it." Luhan said instead of retorting back. Sehun reached an arm out to the table next to him.
"Moneypenny." Luhan wagged his brows brow at the mirror while looking at Sehun's reflection.
"No." Sehun said, picking up his copy of A Study in Scarlet.
"Why not?" Luhan whined, patting his suit down one last time.
"Because, I'd rather be home in my pajamas, drinking green tea and--"
"Earl Grey." Luhan interrupted, raising a finger.
"Green tea." Sehun affirmed, before heaving a sigh. "And I don't know, can't I just do it from here? It'll just be as effective."
"No." Luhan said, turning to face him.
"Do you have any idea how important this is? It's the 21st. And you know people are depending on us. If we back out now..." Luhan shook his head and ran a hand through his hair. "Sehun, this is a--"
"Matter of life and death." Sehun finished.
"Yup." Luhan smirked. "Now get your up and let's move, Moneypenny."
"Q." Sehun groaned out, rolling off the sofa and landing on the floor.
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Sounds of keys turning into a door clicked. The door swung open and a silhouette of a dancing man stood in the doorway.
"Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.." He sang aloud, bopping his head against the beat. With his arms full of groceries, he kicked off his shoes and huffed, rolling his neck.
When he looked up again, he heard the of a gun hit against his temple.
Before the man could even let out a small gasp or blink, a stern voice said, "Don't move, or I will shoot."
"I want you..." The voice said, turning the man to face his kitchen.
"...to have a--"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BAEKHYUN!" A group popped out of nowhere and whooped; simultaneously, the lights and Baekhyun realized he recognized every person in the crowd.
Chanyeol, Jongin, Kyungsoo, Jongdae, Minseok. Even Wufan and Yixing and Tao made it.
"You ers!" Baekhyun screamed, but let out a laugh as he put a hand over his heart.
Baekhyun turned to look at his assailant, Luhan, who was wriggling his eyebrows and holding a water gun.
"Charming...and you are?" Baekhyun tilted his head at Sehun, who walked over to them.
"Moneypenny." "Q." Luhan and Sehun said at the same time. The latter lifted a cup up that said Q on it and wagged his eyebrows while tapping his glasses.
"Okay, Q." Baekhyun nodded, slightly impressed and walked past them when he spotted Jongin attempting to sneak off with Chanyeol. "Where do you think you two are going?"
Luhan and Sehun watched as Baekhyun hit the two goons with whatever was within arm's reach.
They exchanged a look that said, Yeah, let's never mess with Baekhyun.
Luhan put an arm around Sehun's, pulling him closer and whispered into Sehun's ear. "You forgot the 10."
Sehun furrowed his brows, looking at the cup that was supposedly an authentic replica from Skyfall.
The authentic replica Scrabble mug that Luhan bought for him.
Luhan started to walk away, but Sehun called out to him.
"Hey."
He simply turned back and stuck his tongue out. "I'll buy you a typewriter to make up for it."
"How about a drink instead?" Sehun smirked.
"As long as it's shaken and not stirred." Luhan grinned at Sehun's dismayed look. "You know that was too easy."
Sehun rolled his eyes and looped his arm with Luhan's.
"Come on, 007." Sehun started. "Let's see who can make Baekhyun drunk first."
"Deal."
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