Cons

diary of an epic vampire
chapter one 
Cons
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» 12 march 20__
 
So its my first page in this i-dont-know-anything-about diary , you'll probably think it will be An intro to something , but its not.
but here , let get some stuff down to you : my name is luhan , 120 years old , teenager , finished school and college 98 years ago and last of it all......im a vampire.
 
Yup, a vampire ; you'd think that this is so superfudjilisticlyexpladouches(i know that you cant read it , but its a word) but not , its just purely a......douche !
 
You see , i wasnt always a vampire , i turned into a vampire , and now im stuck with the age of 20 which and i was adopted by the parents who turned me into a vampire , they still dont get that i wanna kill them sooooooo bad , but whatever , they see me rollin' dey hatin'  they also expect me to get married and get a job , douch
who needs a job when you have your parents to spend money on you plus im gay but ofcourse they dont know it.
 
» P/S : ill tell you later why being a vampire
 
 
 
 
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author's note 
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» sorry if its short ;-; ill update a longer one and edit it laterrrr ,
btw since its a diary ill use stuff like i wanna vice versa
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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SHINeeJam501
#1
Chapter 1: Lol. So random but I like it! ^^ Go, baby!!! :3 <3
purplethickhardblood #2
Chapter 1: Ouhhh ..edit faster ..hahahah i think its gonna be fun ..cant waiting ..anymore ..update pweaseee