Chat 1: Who is the derp?

SM ENT: The Place of Derps and Trolls and Everything in Between

 

→ Duizhang has logged on

Chanyolo has invited him to a conversation

Duizhang accepted

Duizhang: What do you want Chanyeol.

Chanyolo: Is it wrong to want to talk to you?

Duizhang: yes

Chanyolo: D: AM I REALLY THAT ANNOYING?

Duizhang: … what

Chanyolo: I’M SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY

Duizhang: … I never said anything…

Chanyolo: YES YOU DID, you said what

Duizhang: so…? Why are you freaking out at me?

Chanyolo: … IDK

Duizhang: *facepalm

Duizhang invited GuardianHo to the conversation

GuardianHo accepted

GuardianHo: Hi Kris!

Duizhang: What’s wrong with Chanyeol today?

Chanyolo: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME WAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!?

GuardianHo: I think he may have had too much sugar (^_^;)

Duizhang: …

Chanyolo: LOLLI LOLLIPOP

GuardianHo: Please Chanyeol, can you stop eating that much sugar…?

Chanyolo: (◡_◡) NO, CAUSE BABY YOURE A FIIIIIIIREWORK

Duizhang: …

GuardianHo: … Looks like talking sensibly won’t work… one sec, I’ll fix this… I think

GuardianHo invited Baconator to the conversation

Baconator accepted

Baconator: Heyyyyyy

GuardianHo: Hi ^^

Baconator: Waddya need?

Chanyolo: BUBBLE POP POP

GuardianHo:  (;一_一)

Baconator: I see…

Duizhang: Somebody fix him PLEASE

Chanyolo: I DON’T NEED FIXIN, YOU DO ಠ_ಠ

Baconator: Chanyeol, stop being a derp

Chanyolo: I AINT NO DERP

Baconator: Yes you are… (-_-;)

Chanyolo: NO IM NOT

Baconator: yes you are

Duizhang: uh oh…

GuardianHo: This is gunna be good… *grabs popcorn

Duizhang: … Seriously Suho?

GuardianHo: Seriously XD

Chanyolo: IM NOT

Baconator: YES YOU ARE

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

GuardianHo: This could get out of hand…

Duizhang: It already has

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

→ GentlemanMimi has logged on

GuardianHo: I think we need a sunbae to deal with this…

Duizhang: Agreed

 Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

GuardianHo: I’ll invite him

GuardianHo has invited GentlemanMimi to the conversation

GentlemanMimi accepted

GentlemanMimi: Hey Suho!

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

GentlemanMimi: …???

GuardianHo: Sorry to bother you sunbae but, can you break up this fight? Refer above to see what happened…

Duizhang: make it stop please…

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

Chanyolo: NO

Baconator: YES

GentlemanMimi: ALRIGHT BREAK IT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Chanyolo: …

Baconator: …

Duizhang: Thank you Zhoumi

GuardianHo: Yes, Thank you for your help ^^

GentlemanMimi: Not a problem! And you two *eyes Chanyeol and Baekhyun* please try to behave

Chanyolo: Yes sunbae-nim

Baconator: Yes Sunbae-nim

GentlemanMimi: That’s good (^O^) I’ll be going now, bye!

GentlemanMimi has left the conversation

GuardianHo: I hope you two have learned your lesson ಠ_ರೃ

Baconator: We have

Duizhang: good.

GuardianHo: I’ll be going now, I think Kai is calling me

Duizhang: I’ll be off too

GuardianHo has left the conversation

Duizhang has left the conversation

Chanyolo: You are SO dead…

Chanyolo is now IDLE

Baconator is now IDLE

A/N- Soo, IDK what this is... XD hope you liked it even though it was pretty random

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AwkwardPandaxD
#1
Chapter 5: LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS I JUST CAN'T-- xD
All the chapters are great! I love crackfics that use the ''chat'' format thing. Can't wait for moree~ :D
HanKyungin #2
Chapter 5: WAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS PURE CRACK. XD
xXmysteriousXx
#3
Chapter 3: Update soon with your humor >.<
chasingmelody
#4
Chapter 2: this is cool~ :D