Howdy! My name is Baekhyun, Byun Baekhyun! I'm not exactly the most prominent person you'll encounter in this story, or maybe I am? But let me take the spotlight for the time being. I'm labelled as the dorky yet adorable Byun Baekhyun, and sometimes I get compared with bacon. Simply unacceptable!

I live in apartment 102, downtown Seoul, with eleven different personalities. I would introduce each of them in details but that would go on for centuries. So let me make it short and simple, or not?

There is Yifan who belongs to the grumpy and irrationally angry sects of society. Or you can just say he's on his period every day.

For Joonmyun... skip! Nothing to say about this boring old fart who likes to label himself as "the father." ... I am your father! Dart Vader anyone? ... No? ... Okay.

Note to self: never to argue with Yixing or his witty side will top over me.

Chanyeol is just too hyper for my liking. In love with almost every girl he sees, quite literally. No I'm kidding. Sometimes I question his ual preference, actually. Kind of scary. 

Luhan is more beautiful than a flower. This world we're living in is unfair. Next!

The apartment is in heaven when Kyungsoo is around! I mean, FOOD! The last person I'd kick out the house would be this fellow. He's a good use after all.

Minseok, what can I say about this trouble maker? One more step and I'll kick him out this apartment! I'm not even kidding, only if you know what he did to my set of underwears three months ago...

For Jongin, I pity this soul. The game of love is something he can't dabble well in.

Jongdae is another trouble maker whom I'd love to kick out. The master mind of the underwear incident and he's number one in my 'I-am-watching-you' list.

And with our youngest Sehun, I can't even get at least ten words out of his mouth. Yet he talks like the world is ending to the other fellow.

I always remember to brace myself when I'm around Zitao. Something about this kiddo scares the hell out of me.

So that's pretty much everything you need to know for now about my peers. My name is Byun Baekhyun and you're about to read on a hilarious story of friendship and brotherhood, and maybe love in apartment 102.

And this is me, THE Byun Baekhyun.

Poster credit to exoticgrounds's Shining_Sunny