What the heck....

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"Chanyeol, are you smoking crack?"

-_- "Hu? What did you say Baek?"

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"Gege, Gucci please"

"No"

"GEGE!!" *Buing Buing"

"....."

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"Hunnie~ what's a ?"

"Pffft- where did you hear that from?"

"Eww Hunnie you just spat juice all over the place, and Kai said something about it, but I didn't understnd..."

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"Stop pressing your package on me and get the hell out of  the kitchen before you go hungry tonight"

"Aww Kyung, you love it, you want me to show it to you again?"

"Please do, then if you want me to be happy, PUT IT ON THE CUTTING BOARD SO I CAN CHOP IT OFF AND THEN YOU"D FINALLY BE OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

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"Come on Lay, you're going to be late for school"

"Sorry Suho, I forgot where I put my lunch"

"I told you at breakfast that I put it in your bag incase you foget it."

"Oh, that's right"

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"Xiumin hyung, why are you so chubby?"

"What? I'm not chubby"

"Is it because you eat so much dumplings?"

"I haven't been eating dumplings..."

"Oh? beacuse you look like one" >_<

-_- ....

Foreword

Ok, so this is written purely out of boredom, crack and insane shipping of: Hunhan, Taoris, Kaisoo, Baekyeol, Sulay and Xiuchen.

I mean, seriously, I'm just a weird person who is not very funny, who wants to write about there otps. I swear I have so many and there might be appearances from other otps as well.

I'm not actually sure if there's going to be a story line... I'll see

 

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jiosne #1
pls update -_-
Shinning_Star
#2
Hey, so this is the story you were talking about. I'll help you plan it yeah? I wanna help write it. It's about darling exo after all. LUCIFER FIGHTING!
lover-shipper #3
Hey! OMG! you're writing something! <3 I love EXO but there better be SHINee appearances!