At seventeen Hyukjae is already lording over the underbelly of beast. This is only natural for the seventh generation heir to Korea's oldest crime family, dark prince born with masses at his heels. But Hyukjae's problems are on an alternative scale. Or, like, whatever scale his dumb moron of a deskpartner, a failed punk rock drummer with no particular outlook on life, decides to play.

And honestly, Hyukjae wouldn't be dealing with these issues if his partner weren't named Lee Donghae. Or if, say, this particular Lee Donghae weren't the favorite son of a financial tycoon and is writing the payroll of Hyukjae's father's father's father's father's... right.

So yeah, Hyukjae's sometimes feels like a scorpion scrambling across a monopoly board, life in peril of whatever metal trinket Donghae decides to smash him down with. Other times, something like the newest chewtoy of a super touchy ert.

(Both of which are unfortunately pretty accurate.)

Title: Provocation

Pairing: Eunhyuk/Donghae (alternative top u__u), Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Heechul/everyone

Genre: AU, Comedy, Romance, Crime, High School... .

Rating: PG to NC-51924956, you have been warned.