The Truth Game

 

Kim Jonghyun I have the best fans. LOVE YOU BLINGERS OUT THERE.

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            Kim Kibum Lockets. Blingers suck…all they do is bling. Bling.

            What’s a bling anyways?

            6 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Lee Jinki MVPs! …does MVP stand for Mushy Vice President?

            6 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho Yes, Onew. It stands for Mushy Vice President.

            6 hours ago · Like

            Manager

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Lee Jinki Urgh…my mom is cranky and Key says she's PMSing. What’s that?

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            Kim Kibum Pissed-at men- syndrome.

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            Lee Jinki You mean she’s pissed at daddy?

            6 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun She’s pissed at you.

            6 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I’m a man?

            6 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Jonghyun NOOOO, YOU’RE AN EGGPLANT.

            6 hours ago · Like · 4 people

 


           

Taemin stared at the post. Mushy Vice President?

 

Wait.

 

What were Minho’s fans called then?

 

Hoho’s?

 

Min Ho ho ho ho ho ho

 

HAHA, so funny.

Oh wait... they're called Flamers.

Onew's fans should be called Tofus.

 

But seriously, why are my fans called Taemints? I don’t even like mints.

 

And what kind of name is “Shawol”?

 

A religion or something?

 


  

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Manager It’s time for our monthly truth or dare Facebook games~ㅋㅋㅋ

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            Choi Minho I refuse to participate this year.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Don’t be a GIRL, Minho. Hey, old man potato, I’m in

            for this year’s game.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum YEAH, Hoho, don’t be a GIRL.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho …

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Po-po-potato power! ㅋㅋ

            about an hour ago · Like

 

Choi Minho I really don’t want to participate. No one does the dares anyways.

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            Kim Kibum Deal with it, Hoho.

            4 hours ago · Like

           

Manager Because of Choi Minho’s nonstop whining, the game is now called

“The Truth Game”.

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            Kim Kibum So lame.

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            Manager You’re so lame.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun BURN.

            2 hours ago · Like · 4 people

 


 

Hey.

 

It’s Taemin. Just thought you might want to know something stupid.

 

Every stupid year we do the stupid truth game on the stupid Facebook.

 

Not including me. I’ll just be the stupid narrator.

....

….

....

It’s so stupidly lame.

 

Stupid Facebook.

 

What. I’m a stressed out teenager, okay?

 

You stupid.

 


 

Manager I get to start first~ So, Choi Minho… are you really constipated?

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            Manager You know if you don’t answer I can come over there

            myself.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum EWW. MINHO!

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What kind of question is that?

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki

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Choi MinhoManager, I’m NOT constipated. I eat a healthy diet or veggies

unlike Onew. So. Onew, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON MY COMPUTER

RECENTLY?

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            Manager I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

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            Lee Jinki I’m innocent! ㅠㅠ

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Onew LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.  Tell me what was

            in that suspicious looking box that arrived this morning!

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            Lee Jinki You’re the liar! My pants are NOT ON FIRE.

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Lee Jinki I , Onew, am innocent. All I did was order a few fried chicken collectables

off of Ebay…ㅠㅠ

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            Kim Kibum No wonder the dorm smells like POOP.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Smells better than leek.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun BURNED. ㅋㅋ

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Lee JinkiKim Kibum…is it true that you’re a girl?

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            Kim KibumWhat?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Are you a girl?

            54 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Are YOU a girl?

            53 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Exactly…Key, you have lipstick in your bag…

            50 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Well, I’m A GUY THAT WANTS TO BE PRETTY.

            42 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Taemin’s pretty.

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I’m pretty.

 

Taemin’s pretty.

 

But Taemin is not happy.

 

….

 

….

 

….

 

I don’t want to be pretty.

 

I want to be manly.

 

I’m a man, hear me roar!



 

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Manager Because of all the stupid questions, the Truth Game will

be canceled this year.

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            Lee Jinki REJOICE!

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            Kim Jonghyun I was kind of enjoying it…

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            Choi Minho Yes. Yes. Yes.

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            Kim Kibum Hoho keeps doing victory dances in the dorm…

            someone kick him please.

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            Kim Jonghyun Your wish is my command.

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            Lee Jinki Hoho’s are delicious…

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BaeLeeAhn #2
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story
blingershinee #3
Seems that its gonna be fun...
sandrajin4396 #4
Chapter 7: Whoa how did you add my username in this chapter??? Thats so cool O.O omo so many feels when I saw that
infinite7girl #5
Chapter 18: my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !
rusticaura #6
Chapter 3: Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD
AthleticShawol #7
Chapter 11: This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD
RubyMoon123 #8
Chapter 5: OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D
RubyMoon123 #9
Chapter 1: Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)
Zenitora #10
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!
CielDor #11
Chapter 1: plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.