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Kim Jonghyun I have the best fans. LOVE YOU BLINGERS OUT THERE.

6 hours ago ·Like· Comment

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            Kim Kibum Lockets. Blingers …all they do is bling. Bling.

            What’s a bling anyways?

            6 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Lee Jinki MVPs! …does MVP stand for Mushy Vice President?

            6 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho Yes, Onew. It stands for Mushy Vice President.

            6 hours ago · Like

            Manager

            6 hours ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki Urgh…my mom is cranky and Key says she's PMSing. What’s that?

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            Kim Kibum Pissed-at men- syndrome.

            6 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki You mean she’s pissed at daddy?

            6 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun She’s pissed at you.

            6 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I’m a man?

            6 hours ago · Like · 2 people

            Kim Jonghyun NOOOO, YOU’RE AN EGGPLANT.

            6 hours ago · Like · 4 people

 


           

Taemin stared at the post. Mushy Vice President?

 

Wait.

 

What were Minho’s fans called then?

 

Hoho’s?

 

Min Ho ho ho ho ho ho

 

HAHA, so funny.

Oh wait... they're called Flamers.

Onew's fans should be called Tofus.

 

But seriously, why are my fans called Taemints? I don’t even like mints.

 

And what kind of name is “Shawol”?

 

A religion or something?

 


  

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Manager It’s time for our monthly truth or dare Facebook games~ㅋㅋㅋ

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            Choi Minho I refuse to participate this year.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Don’t be a GIRL, Minho. Hey, old man potato, I’m in

            for this year’s game.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum YEAH, Hoho, don’t be a GIRL.

            4 hours ago · Like

            Choi Minho …

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Po-po-potato power! ㅋㅋ

            about an hour ago · Like

 

Choi Minho I really don’t want to participate. No one does the dares anyways.

4 hours ago· Like· Comment

            Kim Kibum Deal with it, Hoho.

            4 hours ago · Like

           

Manager Because of Choi Minho’s nonstop whining, the game is now called

“The Truth Game”.

3 hours ago ·Like· Comment

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            Kim Kibum So lame.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Manager You’re so lame.

            3 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun BURN.

            2 hours ago · Like · 4 people

 


 

Hey.

 

It’s Taemin. Just thought you might want to know something stupid.

 

Every stupid year we do the stupid truth game on the stupid Facebook.

 

Not including me. I’ll just be the stupid narrator.

....

….

....

It’s so stupidly lame.

 

Stupid Facebook.

 

What. I’m a stressed out teenager, okay?

 

You stupid.

 


 

Manager I get to start first~ So, Choi Minho… are you really constipated?

2 hours ago · Like· Comment

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            Manager You know if you don’t answer I can come over there

            myself.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Kibum EWW. MINHO!

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun What kind of question is that?

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki

            about an hour ago · Like

           

 

Choi MinhoManager, I’m NOT constipated. I eat a healthy diet or veggies

unlike Onew. So. Onew, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON MY COMPUTER

RECENTLY?

2 hours ago ·Like· Comment

            Manager I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki I’m innocent! ㅠㅠ

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Onew LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.  Tell me what was

            in that suspicious looking box that arrived this morning!

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki You’re the liar! My pants are NOT ON FIRE.

            2 hours ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki I , Onew, am innocent. All I did was order a few fried chicken collectables

off of Ebay…ㅠㅠ

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            Kim Kibum No wonder the dorm smells like POOP.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Smells better than leek.

            2 hours ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun BURNED. ㅋㅋ

            a few minutes ago · Like · 2 people

 

Lee JinkiKim Kibum…is it true that you’re a girl?

about an hour ago ·Like· Comment

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            Kim KibumWhat?

            about an hour ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Are you a girl?

            54 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Are YOU a girl?

            53 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Exactly…Key, you have lipstick in your bag…

            50 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Well, I’m A GUY THAT WANTS TO BE PRETTY.

            42 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Taemin’s pretty.

            a few seconds ago · Like

 


 

I’m pretty.

 

Taemin’s pretty.

 

But Taemin is not happy.

 

….

 

….

 

….

 

I don’t want to be pretty.

 

I want to be manly.

 

I’m a man, hear me roar!



 

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Manager Because of all the stupid questions, the Truth Game will

be canceled this year.

19 minutes ago · Like· Comment

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            Lee Jinki REJOICE!

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            Kim Jonghyun I was kind of enjoying it…

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            Choi Minho Yes. Yes. Yes.

            14 minutes ago ·  Like             

            Kim Kibum Hoho keeps doing victory dances in the dorm…

            someone kick him please.

            13 minutes ago ·  Like             

            Kim Jonghyun Your wish is my command.

            8 minutes ago ·  Like              

            Lee Jinki Hoho’s are delicious…

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llama-chan #1
This is hilarious! Please update soon author-nim!
ying9202 #2
Chapter 24: lol when i saw my name back in chapter something i nearly had a heart attack xD
i love ur fic
sooooooo

whens the next chapter?
Jyotimeena #3
Chapter 7: WTF my name is there!!!!
milkyboy_khun #4
Chapter 24: Ohmygod!!!!! *shrieking with laughter* this is so funny. I had to read a comedy or similar to get my mind off a totally creepy/scary/gruesome horror fic I just read so I picked the first SHINee fic I found (coz SHINee is awesome!!) which was THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And God I am so glad I read this. It's not over, right?? Please updateeee I was laughing a little TOO heard, Taeminnie is so funny and Minho ... I can't believe the Manager is on Facebook as well. Don't know how it works tho. Don't have an account. Key and Onew's sense of "humor" just about killed me. Onew's list of poops *dies* just wow.
This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!
Authornim you r amazing
SHINee is also amazing
AFF is also amazing
yayyyyyyyyyy
shawolphan0t5 #5
this is so funny omg xD
gin_chan #6
Chapter 22: I laughed so hard at Onew's list of poops HAHAHA He sounds like my younger siblings !!
Ailinh #7
Chapter 6: I feel like if someone gave me the brain argument agaist the argument that God doesn't exist, I would be that one person who would attempt to tear out my brain and look at it to make a point.

And then everyone would try to stop me and I'd be like "you asked bruh"

Just sayin.

But other than that....

XD Taemin
ShawolBlinger4life #8
Chapter 21: You should have done the whole song.
Nizzberry1 #9
Chapter 4: Aw for onew got hack and lol frying chicken for lunch
Nizzberry1 #10
Chapter 3: Lol evil taemin