Confessions
It's a SHINee Facebook
It’s Manager here!
The SHINee boys are so troublesome… I grow more wrinkles everyday because of them!
They require so. Much. Care.
All the fans scream about how they’re so perfect, handsome, delicious, and all that… well, from my point of view, they’re just… absolutely frustrating sometimes.
Plus they abuse me all the time!
Eep.
Not to mention, they’re really, really, really scary sometimes!
They blackmail me all the time!
Yesterday, they sent me a package full of spiders…
Boo hoo hoo… Why is my life so miserable?
Yesterday, I slept with my lucky stuffed rabbit, Mr. Doink.
Sniff.
You should feel sorry for me…
So scary…
News Feed Top News · Most Recent
Kim Kibum hey Manager, bring chicken. Dorm. Within a minute.
about an hour ago · Comment · 8 people like this
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Manager …wuh.
57 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Lee Jinki chicken! Manager, please hurry up.
57 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Onew’s going to bite my leg… hurry up and
bring that chicken!
55 minutes ago · Like
Manager I’m not your slave!
54 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Uh, yes, you are.
51 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki so hungry.
48 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun oh god. Onew’s turning into a cannibal. AND IT’S
ALL MANAGER’S FAULT!
41 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager…what? Wait! No!
40 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyunbecause of you, Onew bit my arm!
41 minutes ago · Like
Manager that’s not my fault….
40 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Don’t worry, I still have that pic of him wearing
his hot pink Mr. Doink boxers.
38 minutes ago · 5 people like this
Lee Jinki Jonghyun, your skin is gross and salty!
36 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun that’s just wrong…
6 minutes ago · 3 people like this
Choi MinhoYou guys are disgusting…
35 minutes ago · Like
Manager asdfghkl;’ TIME FOR A MANAGER’S CONFESSIONS.
35 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Jonghyun what is that…
35 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum probably a rant old people do when they
realize how worthless they are.
34 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Manager HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN OLD MAN. Kim Kibum.
33 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum I’m being an honest person!
33 minutes ago · Like
Manager I’m a handsome and sophisticated guy!
32 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Yeah, I’m sure a handsome and sophisticated
guy would still wet his bed and sleep with a stuffed rabbit.
31 minutes ago · 4 people like this
Kim Kibum broskis for life, Kim Jonghyun.
31 minutes ago · Like
Manager hey… Kim Kibum. CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM. Oh man… I don’t
even know how you even live in your room…
31 minutes ago · Comment · 3 people like this
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Kim Kibum I’m just talented like that.
30 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun yeah, be jelly.
30 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Jelly is really yummy…
29 minutes ago · 7 people like this
Manager Yeah, it is.
28 minutes ago · Like
Manager THAT’S NOT THE POINT. CLEAN.
YOUR. ROOM. UP… please?
28 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Guess what guys~ I found Manager’s diary!
about an hour ago · Comment · 4 people like this
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Manager HEY. THAT’S RESTRICTED INFO. GIVE IT BACK.
NOW. Trespassing is bad!
27 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun read it!
27 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho you guys…
26 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Entry number 1! Today, I took Mr. Doink
to the park. He likes swings, so I helped push him on the
swings. He was happy. He smiled. I likey.
26 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun …
25 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho …
25 minutes ago · Like
Manager At least I sleep with a stuffed rabbit! Onew sleeps
with a human- sized stuffed chicken leg!
23 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum No one cares.
22 minutes ago · 3 people like this
Manager… fine, be that way! Just gonna stand there and watch
me burn?
22 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager Forever alone.
20 minutes · Comment · 38 people like this
Lee Jinki Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
20 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Choi Minho I would kick her off the soccer team too.
19 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun So cruel, Choi Minho… why deny a pretty
girl?
18 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki because she ran away from the ball!
17 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun … aight.
17 minutes ago · Like
Manager WOW. WHY ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING ME ALONE JUST
TO PAY ATTENTION TO ONEW’S STUPID JOKE.
16 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinki It’s not stupid…
15 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki my friend turned into a vegetarian! Maybe I should
become one too!
13 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum Someone call the doctor… Onew’s gone
insane!
13 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun gasp. choke choke choke.
13 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho you're going to be a vegetarian?
13 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Yeah! We don’t hate meat or anything!
11 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho I reccomend leeks, like Key. But seriously,
vegetarian?
11 minutes ago · 6 people like this
Lee Jinki we hate vegetables! That’s why we’re killing
them off!
10 minutes ago · 16 people like this
Choi Minho Lee Jinki, sometimes I wonder about your way of
thinking…
9 minutes ago · Comment · 9 people like this
Kim Kibum Same here…
9 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Glad I’m not the only one…
8 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki what?
6 minutes ago · Like
Manager Hello?
5 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
5 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager BABY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME
5 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum where’s the barf bag?
5 minutes ago · 3 people like this
Manager….
4 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinki My mind is clear of everything!
4 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Kibum likes this
Kim Kibum that means you forgot something.
3 minutes ago · 3 people like this
Lee Jinki ... eh.
3 minutes ago · Like
Manager boo hoo… ITS ALL ONEW’S FAULT.
4 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinkiwhat did I do?
4 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum don’t bully Onew, you dumb potato.
3 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun yeah, lay off him.
3 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho what did Onew do?
3 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Lee Jinki, he’s just being a jealous prat rat. Don’t
worry!
3 minutes ago · Comment · 3 people like this
ManagerI’m not being a jealous prat!
3 minutes ago · Like
Manager I BLAME YOU, ONEW.
3 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinki oh that rhymes with “I choose you, Pikachu!”
2 minutes ago · 5 people like this
Kim Kibum where’s Taemin?
2 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Choi Minho I think he has work to do…
2 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum That kid always disappears somewhere
with his laptop…
about a minute ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Now that you mention it…
about a minute ago · Like
Kim Kibum How suspicious.
about a minute ago · Like
❝ Inklings and Notes ❞
from dulcee
Subscribers are loved. Comments are loved. Everytime I look at the comments I smile stupidly. :9
I'm such a slow updater... ⊙﹏⊙
Also, congrats to those who found the message! To those who don't have a clue to what it is, you had to highlight it. Mhmm. I'm going to take it down now since I can't fit all your names.
I am not getting any of this mol stuff in chem. asdfghjkl;. ahhhh.
I've had a bunch of requests for a Onew's Happy Hour 2. Do you guys want another?
I mean, I have a bunch of lame puns and jokes all in my head...
I should start a Pun Club. Or a Lame Jokes Club.
I really should...
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
(╥﹏╥) Sorry... that was so... lame...
I love you!
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