Breaking News at Noon O'Clock!

Description

Let's face it-- who watches the news at noon?  No one important, that's who. It's downright the lowest rated news program on the SM News Network. That's why when evening news head-anchor Kris Wu prematurely and incorrectly reports the death of the President of the United States, he's immediately demoted from the life of fame and glamour to a program only watched in one retirement home in the whole city! And the difference from the hard-hitting journalism he's used to is apparent from the moment he steps foot in the producer's janitor's-closet-turned-office. After that whiskey-scented meeting he's introduced to a co-anchor with stalker tendencies, a weatherman who's more interested in his nails than reporting, a sportscaster with the energy of a five-year-old, a traffic-copter pilot who attempts to run cars off the road, the most unorthodox physician in the business, a desperately lonely reporter, two unprofessional camera man, and an angry intern plotting the murders of all of the above!

Now Kris has to make the best of his lot in life, but can he really survive the news that no one watches?

Foreword

◨ a note from the author ◧ 

Hihihi! TeenIdle here with my third fic! This was an idea Kpoppunks and I had a while back and she just didn't have the time to fit writing it into her schedule. I had some awesome ideas of my own for both the format and the characterization so she told me to go for it. Breaking News at Noon O'Clock will be presented in somewhat of a drabble format.  There won't be a running narrative or a central character, or even a set chapter length.  It's just slices of the lives of this crazy studio and their newscasts that no one watches! Show their stories lots of love okay ✩✩✩!!  Though there are many of the same characters from the MTIAPS, this is a completely separate universe so anything goes ✩✩✩!! Without further ado, the cast of Breaking News at Noon O'Clock!!!!!

A thanks to Kpoppunks for some of the coding in this foreward 

 

◨ SM NEWS NETWORK's Noontime News ◧ 

◨ the disgraced anchor kris wu

  

◨ the delusional anchorette song yunee

  

◨ the apathetic weatherman byun baekhyun

  

◨ the desperate on-the-scene reporter oh sehun

  

◨ the hyperactive sportscaster kim jongin

  

◨ the psychopath traffic copter do kyungsoo

  

◨ the unorthodox studio physician dr. ayu

  

◨ the immature cameraman park chanyeol

  

◨ the scaredy-cat cameraman huang zitao

  

◨ the disgruntled intern kim jongdae

  

◨ the bond-villain producer marina diamandis

  

TeenIdle
hey guyssss :) school is hard work :( miss u all!! chanyeol's chapter soon maybe :)

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8thhouser
#1
Chapter 8: YOU GO YEOLLIE. YOU GO AND GET DAT FINE PIECE OF BACON (while getting some Krease too xD)~
8thhouser
#2
Chapter 8: YOU GO YEOLLIE. YOU GO AND GET DAT FINE PIECE OF BACON (while getting some Krease too xD)~
8thhouser
#3
Chapter 6: Ohmuhgawd, I ____ing love Kyungsoo. I love him even more imagining him as your crazy little traffic-copter reporter. Mah feels~
8thhouser
#4
Chapter 5: Awww, mah Kaisoo feels~
I think they fit no matter what the hell their personalities are (plus you kind of write awesomely always ;)
8thhouser
#5
Chapter 3: BAEKKIE BABY, YOUS GO GURRRRRRLLLLL. AIN'T NOBODY GON TELL YOU WHAT YOU BE DOIN.
Lol, sorry. I just love me some sassy Bacon. XD
sayuriNami #6
Chapter 9: The part when tao said the quality of mercy blah blah droppeth so on so forth.
HoneyDramaQueen #7
Chapter 9: I think is "The quality of mercy is not strained!It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place ben-" and " Oh what agony, what trepidation!Portia, the poor dear would be sentenced to-"
And yeah Portia is from the merchant of venice.
(I don't know if it is right, but those are the only things i thought were written differently.)
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God. Tao <3 I love this fic alsjdhaskljdhaskldhlsakhd
PD: The baekyeol scene was so good *-*
forshizzlemydrizzle #8
Chapter 9: isnt it from that merchant of venice thing? lolol nice chapter!!! thank you!
VexenoirReblanca
#9
Chapter 9: omo kris <3 love for cats :')