there should be a punchline in here somewhere.

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College is a , Sehun is known for his nice set of buns, Jinri needs to learn that writing fanfics about your friends' lives doesn't end well, Joohee should to stop poor Yongguk's face off all the time, Junhong belongs in the ghetto, Luhan is the manliest, Jongin thinks he's a wizard, Jongdae worships a coffee machine, Minseok would rather set fire to his professers, Chanyeol and Choa need to lay off the drugs, and Joonmyun is considering using Wufan's retirement fund to buy himself a bedazzled walker.

disclaimer: i'd kill to be in college otl

Foreword

{{ author's note. }}

 

title: there should be a punchline in here somewhere.
fandom: exo
pairing: kaihun, suchen, xiuhan (and others)
rating: NC-17
cameos: f(x), b.a.p, aoa, hellovenus, girls' generation, shinee

 

wow um ok. why. ._____. this is so much crack otl i can't even-

*/slaps self

on another note i think i just really needed to write something for aoa and hellovenus because i love them so much AND NO FICS GUISE SRSLY THERE ISNT LIKE ANY QUALITY ONES

ANYWHERE

otl my life i cant i dont even

:c

 

{ characters }

oh sehun | kim jongin | choi jinri | park choa | park chanyeol | kim joonmyun | choi junhong | wu yifan | song joohee | xi luhan | kim jongdae | kim minseok | others

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Blackwritersblock #1
Chapter 3: I don't even know....I can't even like....whut? Is this real life?
hoSHIOK #2
Chapter 1: this is really nice.
catinabamboohat #3
Chapter 3: I AM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST CRACK FIC EVER BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY CRACK. LIKE NOT JUST HILARIOUS CRAP. IT'S CRACKY CRAP.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
EVERYONE IS AMAZING SERIOUSLY.
exotic-snowpetal #4
Chapter 3: I'm close to sobbing from laughter from reading this crack!fic. Reading this in class makes people give me weird looks. THANK YOU SENPAI I SARANG YOUUU. ; A;
gokulex59 #5
Chapter 3: 1) EVERYONE IN THIS SH*T IS MY ASSBITING FAVORITE CHARACTER, OKAY? At least the boys. Girls are more... stable.

2) It's officially my favorite fanfiction. I shall fangirl under every chapter from now on.
gokulex59 #6
Chapter 2: Okay, add the ing deer on the list I wrote in my previous comment.
gokulex59 #7
Chapter 1: I'm usually not the one to say "O-M-G" but screw that, O-M-G. That may be the fic I'm looking for. Judging from the first chapter, it's hilarious. And have I read wrong, or is this tagged Xiuhan? :D Does awesomeness ever end?

About the characters... Well... I can not pick a favorite! I'm going between Chen, Chanyeol, Minseok, Kris and Jongin. "Not a pot head, but a Potterhead", amazing! I expect Yixing to be a hardcore brony as well, who is shipping TwiRarity hard. You know, all those unicorn-thingies. Oh, and the girl I forgot her name and am too lazy to scroll up to check, cuz I'm using my phone right now; you know, the hardcore fangirl.... She scarily reminds me of myself O_O

And I want more B.A.P cameos! Zelo, bro, the are you doing, seriously :D
ChoKyute #8
Chapter 3: jfc where do youse get yo crack. G.

do yo write while on crack too?

FUKK YEAH BISHES. BECAUSE ERRYTHANG IS FUKKING KAWAII DESU.
ragdoll101 #9
Chapter 3: i dont- authornim omg you gotta share the source of your crack omfg
saranggae #10
Chapter 3: I AM GOING TO ____ING CRY WHAT WAS THAT CHAPTER oh well i loved it anyways yes update soon yes ye sye sy eu s u
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