It was 7:00pm

You were walking home from piano lessons

when a black plush bunny was sitting in the middle of the sidewalk

You looked around and waited for 5 minutes to see if anyone would pick it up

No one came

You decided to pick it up and bring it home

When you got home, you plopped on your bed and placed the bunny in front of you

"Little bunny, do you have a home?"

No answer

"It looks so cute"

Then you hugged it and dumped it in the washing machine

The next day you picked up the bunny

It smelt of roses

"If only I had a boyfriend this cute"

Then you kissed it

.......................

It started to shake 

You dropped it and

POOF

he turned to a () man