This is a trollfic/badfic i.e. a fic that is deliberately written badly. My friends and I wrote this in school during an extremely boring briefing within 5 minutes. Plagiarise all you want, we don't give a . :) Have fun reading and hope you gain some new insights on life! :)

I don't own the characters except for "You". The fic was originally written with my friend in it but we changed it to protect her identity. Ha. I don't own the picture either.