Talent #7: The Great Escape
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Oh my gawd! I can’t keep my freaking laugh in my lips. This is so funny. Everyone is on the floor, laughing their off. Who the hell took this freaking photo?

We’re currently taking our lunch on a restaurant near the studio. The photographer gave us one hour to have lunch. Actually, we spent 15 minutes in eating while the rest is chattering around like friends. We’re friends. Friends.

I took the picture from Sehun hands and stared at it before laughing again.

“Really? This is really him?” I asked between my breaths. I hate laughing because I can’t breathe properly. This might kill me please tell my girls I love them very much and, my families and friends.

“Yes, noona.” Chanyeol answered as he laughed. Oh gawd, that big voice of him. The way he laughs is so creepy. He’s like a devil laughing.

“I can’t believe it, he’s so chubby. So cute.” I said. Ya’ know who is it? It’s one of my fan boys. Practically, one of my dongsaengs (EXO dongsaengs) is close to them and they secretly shared some pre-debut photos of this person without him knowing. How fun are they? Sometimes I do this to my members. Like once when I hide one of the hideous photos of Yoona in my locker and showed it to our Super Junior sunbaes. She didn’t even spare a glance at me for a week. Glaring is what I get mostly.

“But noona, I’m cuter.” I placed the photo on the table and looked at my side. I saw Luhan puffing his cheeks, making a cute aegyo in front of me.

“No, I’m cuter!” Sehun shoved him and did a buing buing in front of me.

“No you’re not. Keep quiet, it suits you.” Luhan stack his tongue out towards him before turning his attention to me again.

“Who’s cuter noona, Me or Sehun?” Luhan pouted as he waited for my answer.

“Yeah, noona. Who’s cuter?” Sehun asked. Where’s that quiet and innocent Sehun earlier?

I hummed as I think. I know they wouldn’t like my answer.

“I think Suho is cuter,” I answered. Both of their heads turned towards Suho who’s dumbly looking at me, a bit surprised.

“But noona, he’s not in the choices we gave you,” Luhan, never released that pout off his face. I mean, he’s really cute when he does that. My weakness is cute things. Fudge!

“But, he’s really cute, you know?” I glanced at Suho, his eyes’ smiles. It’s rare to see someone’s eyes smiles. Tiffany’s does.

“Those eyes smiles are so cute,” I chuckled as I watch their reactions.

Sehun is still pouting while Luhan is glaring at Suho.

“Yah! Hyung! GET OUT OF HERE!” Luhan shouted as he spanked Suho on his back. The leader did as he was told even though he didn’t know the reason. What an innocent leader.

“Good. So,” Sehun glanced at Luhan and gave him a cheeky grin, “who’s the cuter now?” He asked as they both pouted.

My eyes wandered around the room to look for someone else. It’s my way to tease these two boys. Then, my eyes landed on Tao. He’s the M’s maknae, but he doesn’t look like a maknae to me. He has this fierce face. He’s scary in his own way. Those eyes are scary.

“Tao is cuter,” I giggled. I saw Tao looked at my way, he smiled. I think he heard what I just said.

Sehun and Luhan looked at him, or more like glaring.

“You know what to do,” Luhan growled.

Tao’s eyes widened before standing up and walking away. That is so funny! What an obedient maknae they have.

“So, noona, who-“

“cuter?” Sehun finished. They did the same gestures earlier. How can I resist these guys? They’re both cuter, what can I say then?

“Uhm,” I looked around. Ow, so, we’re the only three people in the room. They all left. I think they’re afraid of Luhan’s glare which I found adorable.

“Alright,” I giggled, “You’re both cute.” I said as I watch their reactions.

They both whined, as I expected.

“You can only choose one, noona.” Luhan whined.

“Uhm,”

“Noona doesn’t have to choose, we both know she’ll choose me since I’m the maknae,” Sehun said, proudly. I only laughed at them. It’s so cute to see this two fighting over who’s cuter.

“Is this about who’s younger?” Luhan retorted.

“Oh yeah! It’s always this way, ‘Maknae is the cutest’.” Sehun replied.

“So, you call Tao cute?

“Yes! Because he’s the maknae of M.”

And that, they started fighting in front of me. They both turned around to fight that way. I have my chance to escape. My presence is being ignored already.

I laughed as I exited the dressing room quietly Hearing them fight like little kids is so damn adorable.

I walked back to the studio to find the other members taking their individual shots.

“Hey, noona,” I turned around and saw Suho waving as he run towards me. I stopped in my position waiting for him.

“Hey Suho-sshi,” I greeted as I bow in front of him. We’re not that close you know? We’re acquaintance.

“Please drop the ‘sshi’, noona.” He smiled, sheepishly. Aside for Kai, Suho is my second favorite in EXO. LOL! Why am I having favoritism? Isn’t that bad?

“Okay,” I said. It’s getting more and more awkward.

“Noona, you do remember that Christmas is tomorrow right?” He said.

My eyes widened. CHRISTMAS.IS.TOMORROW!  the EFF!!!! I still don’t have any gifts for my girls and closer friends. OTTOKEE?!?!?!

“Omo Suho! I have no gifts! I don’t have any gifts for my girls! My close friends, especially my family! OMO! OMO!” I started to panic like a crazy woman forgot she’s pregnant.

I ruined my hair in frustration. What should I do?

“Noona, calm down. Calm down!” Suho holds both sides of my shoulder and shook me to calm down; As if that would help.

I stand still, breathing in and out.

“But, Suho, what should I do?” I asked, looking on the ground as if it’s my only understanding friend I have.

I looked at my watch and it’s 3 in the afternoon. But the photo shoot ends later 10pm. How can I buy gifts in that kind of time? This is bull!

“Let’s just buy now, noona.” I looked up and saw Suho smiled (even his eyes smiles). I was shocked. He suggested to shop today, with him.

“But, we still have photo shoot to be done.” I said with a puzzled look.

“We can always escape,”

Annyeong~ it's been three months, eh? I'm really sorry if this is super late but don't worry, I've prepared other two chapters to make it up to you guys ^_^)v Let's just forgive me and move on xD

TRIPLE UPDATE BABY ;) This is the second part of EXOxHyoyeon xDD Yes, it has a third part but only two members are involve ^^




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