Foreword:

“Oh! Is it a new couple? A new couple?” Nayoung inquired excitedly, noting the unfamiliar surroundings the camera was showing.

The camera then zooms in on a pair of familiar singers sitting on a bed full of discarded clothing[1], watching something that the camera hasn’t revealed yet.

“Oh! It’s Big Bang!” Jungmin exclaimed upon seeing Taeyang and Seungri, both of which seemed amused but at the same time clueless.

“Is it going to be TOP-sshi?!” Miseon asked, just as excited at Nayoung now that it was revealed that the husband is from the famous boy band, Big Bang.

“Yah! Jiyong-ah! Just pick an outfit already!” TOP cried in frustration as the camera showed G-Dragon, Daesung, and himself crowding an open closet, it’s contents scattered all over the room.

“Try this one, Ji!” Daesung ignored TOP, handing their group’s leader a blazer. G-Dragon takes it and tries it on, assessing jacket in front of the mirror so seriously, it looked as if he was studying the answer to cancer

“Hello, I’m Big Bang’s Kwon Jiyong,” G-Dragon introduced himself formally in the interview room.

“Ahhh! It’s Jiyong-sshi,” Nayong and Miseon concluded.

“GD!” Jungmin hollered with a low voice like a rapper would, earning laughs from his co-hosts.

“I’m better know as G-Dragon but...” G-Dragon trailed off before laughing out his nervousness. “Aaaaah! I don’t want to be nervous!”

“I’ve never really thought about when I wanted to get married but when this was offered to me I didn’t think it was a bad idea so I agreed but now...” G-Dragon ended his explanation with a groan.

“Didn’t you say in an interview that you want to feel comfortable around your ideal woman?” the interviewer asked.

“Yes....”

“How are we suppose to do this if you’re already uncomfortable when you haven’t even met her!” the interviewer asked with a laugh. G-Dragon anxiously looked around the room, as if he would find the answer painted somewhere in the walls, and ended up in a fit of nervous laughter.

The camera returns to G-Dragon’s room which he was apparently trashing in search of a good outfit.

“Come on! We’ve been at this for an hour already! It was funny at first but now...” TOP complained.

“He can’t just wear anything! It’s their first date, he has to make a good first impression,” Daesung argued, still looking around for a nice piece to add to G-Dragon’s outfit.

“I know, but it’s going to be the meeting time soon and he’s only decided on what socks to wear!” TOP argued back, flapping around the mission card they had received earlier.

"Okay, okay! We're done anyway," Daesung waved his fellow member off as he stepped away from G-Dragon to allow everyone a good view of his outfit.

"He looks like a teenage gangster trying to be classy on valentine's day," Miseon commented flatly, earning guffaws from all over the studio. "I mean, it's fine to look like that when you're going out or going to a show or something but for a date it's a bit...."

"It's too informal!" Nayoung finished for Miseon.

"Exactly! Like you just threw on the first thing you found in your closet and took off for your date!"

"And that's an outfit that took him an hour to decide upon," Hwisoon said flatly. Laughter once again fills the studio.

"Isn't this a bit too... I don't know, informal?" G-Dragon asked, eyeing his outfit nervously.

"It is," Jungmin deadpanned.

"It really, really is," Nayoung added, almost in dispair.

"You look fine," Daesung reassured their leader.

"Isn't he suppose to be the guy who always went out on blind dates?" Jungmin asked exasperatedly, referring to a Strong Heart episode in which two Big Bang members participated.

"No, that's Seungri," Miseon told him flatly.

"Oh," was all Jungmin could say to his mistake.

"This is fine for young people but what if I get a noona as my wife?" G-Dragon asked, still unsure about his look.

"It's fine. Besides, it's really improbable that you'd get a noona since most WGM couples have an older husbnad, right?" Taeyang explained calmly to, not only reassure his friend, but also to get him moving already.

"Yeah! So far only Wonjun-hyung got an older wife and any girl younger than you will be from 20-23! I promise you, she’ll love it," Seungri added.

G-Dragon sighed and nodded, allowing his bandmates to follow him to the door.

"Have a good date! FIGHTING!" the Big Bang members cheered for their leader.

After a few shots of the highway scene, the camera finally stops at a certain Drive-In Movie Theater [2] where G-Dragon can be seen parking. The camera shifts to inside the car where G-Dragon can be seen looking around the empty lot in wonder. He checks his mission card.

"This is the place, right?" he asked the GPS. He fiddled with the machine before leaning back on his seat.

"This is the place," he answered himself. He sat motionless for a few minutes before looking around again.

"Why is there no one here?" he asked. "Am I too late?" He takes out his mission card again, checking it worriedly.

He cried loudly in surprise when the screen came to life, earning him quite a few laughs from the studio panel.

Music started playing from the speaker beside his car as the words "Your Wife..." appeared on the screen. G-Dragon grabbed the steering wheel and leaned forward in anticipation.

"Oh, he's getting excited~" Nayoung sang happily as they watched the young man, they too excited to know who he is to be virtually wedded to.

"An Actress" then flitted through the screen before scenes from some very famous dramas and movies started showing, all focusing on different actresses each time. 

The camera then showed G-Dragon's face which was full of excitement and glee, almost rivaling the cuteness of a child.

"Oooh~ He's so cuuuuute~" the women of the studio cooed.

"Should I try to make a face like that?" Hwisoon asked Nayoung in an attempt to be sweet.

"Please don't make me want to puke," Nayoung replied.

"Song Hyekyo?" G-Dragon guessed when the screen showed the actress but proved him wrong when it moved onto another. G-Dragon squealed quietly in his building excitement.

"Oooooh~!" the women of the studio squealed in delight. Jungmin and Hwisoon looked at each other and started squirming around in an attempt to copy G-Dragon. The women turned away from the sight in disgust.

"You both sound and look like pigs on their way to the butcher," Miseon told the two off.

A few more actresses later and the screen finally slows down to a rather dream-like scene.

"Amaranth...?[3]" G-Dragon mumbled, eyes glued to the screen. Of course he knew the movie. It was an internationally famous film about a sweet-looking seductress who causes her victims to commit heinous acts but seems to only exist in their heads. 

The screen then showed a face shot of the main character, the sweet seductress Amaranth. She look up and smiles and the screen pauses. G-Dragon's mouth hangs wide open.

"OOOOOHHH!" all the hosts cried.

"DON'T TELL ME IT'S--!" Jungmin exclaimed but was purposely cut off before he could identify the bride.

At that point, G-Dragon's knees had curled up to his chest. His hands were glued to the sides of his face as he stared at the screen in awe.

"That's... That's...!"

The screen fades to white as a spotlight from behind G-Dragon's car shone on the stage before the wide movie screen.

Slowly but surely, a slim figure walked onto the stage and G-Dragon swore he could see sparkles shimmering in her wake. She stops at the middle of the stage and regards G-Dragon's car with a soft smile.

"Hello, my name is Cho Eunmin.”

~//~

Author's Notes:

1. Yes, I know it sounds wrong. I tried to rephrase it at least 10 times but it really sounded wrong no matter what I do.

2. There is such a thing. I just don't know where in Korea, exactly.

3. Okay, this is a made up movie. Every movie where Eunmin will supposedly star in is all just made up.

4. This is what GD wore to his date:

So yeah, hope you get what hosts were complaining about. 

Okay, here's the sort of prologue. Hope you guys like it.

-FunkEater