Lee Gi Kwang

B2st one-shots

"This application form from McDonalds has really filled out and the candidate was actually set!"

1. Name / first name: Lee Kwang Gi

2. Age: 20

3. Desired position:
Horizontal, and as often as possible. - Now seriously, I do all types of work. If I really would be able to make demands, I would not be here. Although I could beat boxing! "

4. Salary:
DM 51 000 gross per year, plus Christmas bonuses and extra bonuses. If this is not possible, make me an offer, we can negotiate.

5. Education: Yes.

6. Last position: favorite target of a sadistic manager.

7. Last Salary: In fact my level.

8. Apparent success (in this work):
An incredible exhibition of y self-portraits, which can be viewed at the time in my apartment. And a remarkable singing and dancing career.

9. Reasons for your termination: See question No. 6

10. Availability: No matter when

11. Desired working hours:
From 13.00 to 15.00 clock, Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.

12. Do you have special skills?
Of course, but they are in a more intimate area than in a fast - food restaurant use. Joke, beat boxing, dance, eat! Hence ever suited you?

13. May we contact your current employer?
If I had one, I would not be here.

14. Prevents your physical condition to lift something heavier than 20 kg?
That depends. 20kg of what?

15. Do you have a car?
Yes. But the question is worded wrong. You should read instead: "Do you have a car that still runs, and have the appropriate driver's license?" - The answer to this question would doubtless another.

16. Have you ever won a contest or to receive an award?
2009
Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism: Rookie Music Award (December)
Cyworld Digital Music Awards: Rookie of the Month (December) ("Mystery")
2010
19th Seoul Music Awards: Best Newcomer Award

17. Do you smoke? Not that I know of.

18. What do you want to do in 5 years?
Live in the Bahamas, along with a super-rich top model who adores me. To be honest, I would like to now if you could tell me how to do that.

19. Can you confirm that the above information is complete and truthful?
No, but it is up to you to prove otherwise.

20. What is the main reason to apply?
In addition I have two versions: 1 The love for my fellow man, a profound compassion and the ability to help others to be filled. OR: 2 Horrendous debt. What do you think? 

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YYSdyno #1
Chapter 2: Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa ! Im I live with kikwangs chapter ! Hahaha ! <3
aCupofMacchiato
#2
GASP! when i saw this story in your file, i automatically clicked it! gonna do some reading now:P
gyuology
#3
6. Last position: favorite target of a sadistic manager.<br />
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hahaha! gikwang's chapter made me laugh! <br />
and i love doojoon's gif. xD <br />
update soon~
minionsbanana #4
update soon!!
sapphireflame29
#5
Kikwang's was really funny. "Desired position: Horizontal."<br />
WTF? That muscle babo. xD;<br />
And Hyunseung's too! ROFL. No wonder he's called a princess. xD;<br />
Update soon! I wanna see the others!
ShinHyeJin #6
hahahaha Gikwang's is funny! XXXXXD Great job!