the plan from an idiot, but lesson from a genius

ne1 can fall in love with 2ne1

me and jo get off the bus and start heading home

me:....

jo: Jin!! stop walking away from me wait!

I keep on walking away from him

jo: YO CHILL WAIT A MIN

me: WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT JO

jo: i gotta plan my nigga, to... get the money to pay douchebag back!

I stop walking and turn around and look jo in the face, and as i look at him and hear what he just told me rage just flows through my body ....

and then it comes out

 

me: oh... so you got a plan well you know what jo YOUR ING PLAN YOUR THE REASON WHY I HAVE ING GOONS  WANTING TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! SO YOU AND YOUR ING JO  YOU CAUSED ME NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, HAHAH IN MATTER OF FACT THE ONLY REASON WHY IM YOUR FRIEND IS BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY ING PERSON STUPID ENOUGH TO BE FRIENDS WITH A LOSER LIKE ME, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU DID DO ONE GOOD THING FOR ME IN THIS FRIENDSHIPS OF OUR JO. YOU ING TOOK ME AWAY FROM YUNA AND MADE IT SO I COULD SEE THE REALITY OF THINGS, BETWEEN ME AND HER. SO JO I THANK YOU FOR THAT AT LEAST

jo: woo chill out man

I burst into tears

me: im a ing loser jo, so theres not even a reason to even try to get the money that you owe them jerks.... just let them kill us, , the world would be better off without a lame like me taking up space anyway..... its over my life will always be , just quit jo

jo walk up to me and punch me in the face knocking me to the ground, he walks over to me laying on my back and stands over me and as i look up to him with the afternoon sun hitting him he looks almost like an giant angel.... and what comes out of his mouth, turns him into an angel of hope

jo: SHUT THE UP NIGGA holy my nigga you sound pathetic!  listen my nigga, i know where in some deep now but, you just cant give up like that man, we have to fix this my nigga and i cant do it with out you, And DAMN my nigga stop ing dowing yourself so much! Yea... yea.... your life pretty much  do , and you are kind of lame my dude, but i wouldn't call you a loser, HELL no not that.

 

me: ouccccch.... hit me hard man..... but are you crazy of course i am a loser

jo: No your not my nigga, ing think about it. You  have a  annoying pops who always yell at you and ing complain about how you living your life every day, have a little sister who everyone sees as an ing angel, but this causes them to over look you. Have an mom who pay you no mind and  is married to a ing white man, ing cracker, you poor as , get picked on by bullies in school almost everyday, in love with a who don't love you back cause she love a nigga in a group of niggas that now want to kill you and you put up with the one japense nigga in japan whos ratchet and is a wanna be rapper who always gets you in sitations

me: ok..... and?

jo: ING THINK NIGGA, you put up with ALOT of , so much on that side of luck  that most niggas wouldn't be able to handel. And half of this is not even cause of your doing, just cause of your luck, and  you deal with these things EVERY DAY. and man..... the fact that you haven't put a gun to your head and blown your brains out yet and instead  deal with these s doesn't make you a ing loser jin, it makes you a ING WINNNER

me: wooo.... i never thought of it like that

jo: yea man , i remeber i once heard that god doesn't put you through you can't handle, so for him to put you through this my nigga, must mean this nigga God and his angel es must think your a champion, so don't give up now man, don't ing give up, niggas may say you are living the life of a lame, but your really showing ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THESE MUDAAS AROUND YOU how to live life like a champion, so continue doing that and lets get this money nigga. you can't give up when get rough, you gotta try harder my nigga

Even though what most of jo said made no sense, it had a strong meaning to it, and  most of all gave me hope, hope in him, and even myself

i get up off the ground

me: so.... whats the plan?

i big smile comes on jo's face

jo: ya sister my nigga thats the plan, that ing contest she told us about we signing up for it

me: but, how will that help us get the money?

jo: well.... think about it them assless korean es are looking for a bestfriend right?

me: yea

jo: well,what do friends do for each other?

me: help each other out? favors?

jo: yes my nigga, so all we got to do is get YOU to win this contest and become friedns with this rich korean  chicks and boom we got the money!

me: But, why the hell would  they pic a japanse boy like me to win the contest when they gonna have a whole bunch of chicks to choose from, to be their best friends?

jo: cause we have my nigga thats why they gonna pick you

me: but im saying that a disavantage!

jo: no its not, because there is one thing that EVERY GIRL want in her life, and only a man can give this to them

me: oh please im sure they get alot of they famous

jo: no not that nigga think deeper!!

jo smiles

me: i just cant think of anything

jo: a gay friend my nigga, a gay friend every want one, its the equilivent of every guy wanting a chooper motercycle with s  and wings that can spit fire. every want a nigga who  can go shopping with them with out complaining and make them laugh  and have conversasions about with.

me:....

jo: IM SERIOUS MY NIGGA I READ UP ON THIS STUFF

me: cool but.... im far from being gay

jo: thats okay my nigga, we will  build you into one of the gayest niggas alive!!

me: how we gonna do that?

jo: with pratice, tv,  clothes, and i got the rappers Drake new cd,  so we gonna make it happen, so go home and rest up cause tommrow my nigga.... we getting to work! and in the end, we gonna get this money pay them nigga back, and on the way there get ing famous my nigga

me:..... alright see you tomrrow man, thanks for what you said too

jo: no probelm my nigga, see you tomrrow jinnyboo

me: what?

jo: ya gonna need a gay name  too!!

me: sigh......

 

 

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victori
#1
This is just hilarious omg

I'm imagining things like it's an anime. And I like Afros OTL
jaajaa #2
Chapter 1: OMG lmao the rapping hahaha If 2ne1 hears that they are gonna be like wtf!!