An idol needs a girlfriend who isn’t with him just for his fame and looks. He needs a girlfriend who can handle the stress of paparazzi without breaking a sweat. He needs someone who can hang with him in sweats and look hot on camera. He needs a girl that won’t cower in the face of the media; a girl who knows how to be discreet. He needs someone that won’t take offense if he puts work over his personal life. In other words, he needs someone to be his girlfriend…without actually being his girlfriend.

And that’s where I come in.