yunhos pov

it has been 2 months 2 days 2 hours and 2 minutes  that i have been married to the dumbest person alive on this earth

kim jaejoong my wife and  my only means of entertainment 

he is stupid and innocent that i fall for him instantly

i know most of you think he is not stupid 

i will just tell you what he has done in the past months of my life

-----------------------------incident no 1: jaejoong doesn't let yunho sleep at night--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

jaejoong:yunho that neighbor mrs park has a ghost in her house

yunho:jaejoong!! how many times i have to tell you that  it is mr park 

jaejoong:yunho do you know mrsjin has two husbands in the same house

yunho:dont talk rubbish jaejoong she has only one husband the other one is her boyfriend

             now let me sleep 

jaejoong:but yunho !! when you sleep you snore a lot and i cannot sleep

yunho:sleep

jaejoong:no one cares about me!! your mom shouts at me you snore at me and your maid doesnot speak to me 

              iam i that bad

yunho:come on jaejoong dont pout like that i cannot resist it

jaejoong:no i wont listen to you!! you dont care about me

yunho:jae ! mom doesn't like you!! 

jaejoong:even your maid

yunho:no my maid likes you

jaejoong:then why doesnot she talk to me???

yunho:she is dumb !! she cannot talk jaejoong

jaejoong:i dont care !! in movies even dumb people can talk yunho

yunho:its in movies not in real life

jaejoong:i dont care

yunho:how about i kiss you all night??

jaejoong:yunho that tickles dont kiss me like that

yunho:but you wanted it!!

jaejoong:no yunho stop kissing there

yunho:no way

jaejoong:stop taking out my pants yunho!!

yunho:i want to take you now!!

jaejoong:yunho stop it!!

yunho:no way you were the one who disrupted my sleep so you must have with me

jaejoong:yunho it hurts 

yunho:sorry

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yunhos mom :yunho what happened why did you get black bags under your eyes??

yunho:nothing mom

yunhos mom:and why is that limping??

jaejoong:my name is jaejoong aunty!!

yunhos mom:whatever!! get lost

jaejoong:i already got lost twice aunty once in mall and the other in school

yunho:jae shut up!!

jaejoong:but iam not wearing any shirt yunho!!

yunho:god save me

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yoochun:minhossi !!  iam sorry i will come later

minho:why what happened??

yoochun:well you are changing your shirt

minho :so??

yoochun:i will come back later!!

minho:no need to go yoochun your my wife and i have seen you so many times

and even you also  have seen me  

when we were making love

yoochun:iam sorry!!

minho:what are you sorry for yoochun??

yoochun:nothing i will come back later

yoochun pov

wow once i look at him i forget what i have to say

if it goes on like this then i will never be able to tell him iam pregnant with his child

and when my son/ daughter reaches 20 also i cannot tell to minho that i have a child with him

what iam i going to do??

minho:yoochun?? your spacing out

yoochun:nothing!

minho:yoochun your getting fat a bit

yoochun:oh!! i know

minho:why are you crying?? you look so good when your fat please stop crying

yoochun pov

damn this mood swings !! i cannot control myself any more

minho:yoochun iam sorry!!

yoochun:iam ok!! i want to be alone for a bit

minho pov

yoochun is so weird!!

i cannot understand him at all

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changmin:one more glass of wine please

waiter:sir this is your 10 th  glass

changmin:i dont care give me one more glass

waiter:okk

changmin:onew?? 

junsu:onew?? who is that??

changmin:come on babe!! did you forget your own husband??

junsu:who husband?? what husband??

changmin:shut up onew!! we love each other lets make love

junsu:shut up!! who are you??

changmin:come on darling lets go to our room

junsu:stop it who are you?? put me down

changmin;i will put you down as soon as we reach our bed dear

junsu:please some one help me

changmin:oh yeah we have reached our room darling

junsu pov

i was walkig in my hotel lobby 

and suddenly an unknown stranger called me onew

and hugged me tight!! i wanted to free myself from him!!

but he was strong!!

he lifted me in a bridal style and threw me on his bed

and started to remove my clothes

i cried for help but none has come to save me from this monster!!

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authors pov

thanks a lot for your support everyone!!

iam fine and iam back