Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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unrealprose #1
After 1269505849 years, I'm through with this fic!! Omo! I really enjoyed reading this... Your plot twist is... ahm cute! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ So Jongin's the speaker all the time. OTL This is awesome! :))
fukkchanyeol #2
Chapter 58: ur words are indeed beautiful. u made this fic realistic. i had a feeling that jongin is the real speaker here while kyungsoo is writing the last chapter in his book but yeah u made a great plot twist. i may say that this is one of best kaisoo fanfic that i've read. looking forward to read ur other works. good job!!
dyoyahhh #3
Chapter 61: GOD. I DECIDED TO NOT TO SLEEP AT AND KEPT ON READING TO THE END AND I FINALLY MADE IT THIS IS JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL TOO PRECIOUS.
DID YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE THAT ANGEL FELL FROM KAISOO'S HEAVEN WRITING A KAISOO BIBLE FOR KAISOO SHIPPERS ON EARTH omg sorry I just really don't know how to appreciated you more. I was upset, sad, laughed, flustered, anxious, cried and everything as I went through this fic and Gosh. I like from the way how you make them fight in the beginning and gradually ended up together and from innocent to a lot of mating rituals /smirks/ and lol those scenes are hot and it's not just mere lust I felt in the scene but love too. Then they were graduated (believe me, I cried haha) and then they had a reunion and lmao Jongin's 'first time' tho. And they adopted a kid (I'm sure Jungsoo is a cute one ><) and I like the way they tease Jungsoo a lot and how Jungsoo loves his dads. Dads like Kaisoo are the most precious thing on earth lol
But seriously, I'm sorry and I didn't mean to give an unrequested review for your fic but God. You're blessed. Kaisoo's blessing has showered upon you.
I hope you'll have a great live and thank you for writing this. I've sacrificed a night of sleep reading this but gosh, it worth it. Hahaha I SERIOUSLY HATE YOU BUT NO LOVE YOU IN THE SAME TIME sorry I'm just too glad that I found this haha I don't know how else I could thank you xD So yeah, great job authornim! I totally love this fic. T▽T 7:47am here and I'm upvoting this and labelled it into my fav before drifting of to my dreamland (maybe a nap it's already bright outside) ㅠ ㅠ
Thank you authornim. T^T
dyoyahhh #4
Chapter 58: Jongin was the speaker from the start.
I didn't fking see that comin. O O
dyoyahhh #5
Chapter 28: CAN I CRY AUTHORNIM? I LITERALLY SQUEALED THAT THEYRE FINNALY TOGETHER AND GOD- I've been here since 11pm and now it's 2:39am but who cares this is amazing I'll keep on reading lol :'D
unrealprose #6
Chapter 1: I'm going gaga over sadistic-slash-imaginative Kyungsoo here. OTL I'll surely enjoy your fic...but it's too loooong! Wish me luck. hahaha