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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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kyungsoolover112 #1
I'm really liking this story!
Vagaygays #2
Chapter 61: I FORGOT TO GIVE LONG FOR THIS STORY SO OK
READ THIS LIKE ASAP BECAUSE IT IS SO WORTH IT
THE PLOT THE ROMANCE THE LAUGHS THE FEELS IT HAS IT ALL
SO IF TOUR READING THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF YOU SHOULD READ THIS
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jonginjeanssi #3
jusy dropped by yo upvote, I can't believe I didn't before!haha! a great and entertaining story to read! xoxo
anonymousV #4
Chapter 48: *squealing in happiness* this fic is just amazing *^* I love how they went from bullying each other to liking each other to being gross and lovey-dovey with each other and then them getting married and having a son that's just like them :') this is so awesome seriously and the ending is my favorite part <3
Violetta221 #5
Chapter 59: I totally love this story! It was fun to read it! I laughed a lot specially at the beginning:) There are not so many fanfiction that catch my attention and which i actually read till the end, but with this story I just couldn't stop reading) I finished it in two days and it's amazing! I love the thing u did at the end and yeah...thank u for a wonderful ff)
mhavzzy #6
Chapter 61: I'm not sure how many times I've read this story but I keep on coming back. It's so fun to read and I always felt broken on the part where their future was already decided that they'll be separated. I don't know.. Hehe.
Nonetheless the whole story gave a light feeling and their bickering parts are the best. Haha!
Nannonq #7
Chapter 58: I am crying I loved this so much I have read it twice already and cried both times you are an amazing writer I love this so much *hands all my cries over to Author-Nim* I'm so glad you wrote this I love this story so much it us by far my favorite proceeds to read it again and again
igottheonething #8
I hate YOU. This fic really made me cry a river. I'm so mad right now, but thanks for writing this. it's so funny and emotional, it has perfect balance. I'd read it again and again and not getting bored. And well, I don't hate you TE AMOOO I hope you're doing well
Rosalion #9
Chapter 61: This is seriously one of my most favorite fanfics of all time like wow, you did a kickass job thank you for this awesome piece of work <3333