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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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she_emy #1
Chapter 59: This story is precious! ㅠㅠ I laughter out loud so many times and the end just- arhgg it's just perfect! Thank you so much for writing this!!!! <3. \(^•^)/
Kore0403 #2
Chapter 61: Must be like my second time reading this and the first time it didn't have those adorable bonuses. I'm glad I re-read it. Even if it's kind of cracky and out of character, I really enjoy it! I actually laught out loud at most of the jokes and also always tear up at chapter 58. I might check out your other stories heh Thank you for writing this!
RebeccaXO #3
Reading this for the third time in three years time >,< ♥♡
audbear #4
Chapter 61: lahdfljahsdlfjksdlfjsladfjhalsdhfsdfs;joiuewracnzx.cmndfhls
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Second time I read this pic, still love it
laurelynn98 #5
Chapter 16: WHY IS KYUNGSOO BEING SUCH AN TO HIS NEW SIBLINGS

HELLO
USE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
SOMEONE NEEDS TO REPLACE CHANYEOL
Rukia_Uchiha #6
Chapter 59: Okay first things first. Annyeong~~~ new reader here. So authornim I just wanna tell you that... YOU WRITE AWESOME MAN. I MEAN THIS IS JUST SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME. I dont know if you could still read this comment seeing that you finished this story about two years ago. I just actually stumbled onto this fanfic this morning and I didnt stop reading until now. THIS IS JUST HEAVEN MAN AND IM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT I CRIED LIKE HELL AT THE LAST CHAPTERS. IM NOT REALLY GOOD AT DEALING WITH STORIES THAT ARE ALEADY COMPLETED. THIS IS SUCH AN EYEGASMIC AND BRAINGASMIC(*sigh* I learned some pretty weird s while reading this. Welp not that Im complaining XD) ADVENTURE OF READING THIS FANTASTIC STORY. And I just wanna let you know authornim that this story aint "ty" as you said in the A/N IN FACT THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST KAISOO FICS IVE EVER READ THIS IS REALLY WORTHY OF BEING FEATURED. Im wondering why I havent stumbled upon this sooner(well Im just new here I only joined last year March XD well if you consider that new haha >_<) So do me a favor and post all your stories on my wall? I would really love to check them all out haha~~` this story is DAEBAK
Thank you so much for writing this~~
Gomawo~~~~
eloise_xo #7
Chapter 59: I loved reading this so much! I non-stop read because it was so addicting *-* thanks for writing it!<3
IHearYou10101 #8
Chapter 1: I'm crying from laughing so hard! I just started reading this yet it's so damn funny already!! I can't wait to continue!!
ChoiGurl1187 #9
Chapter 55: -ginity....
Freaking hilarious.
MilaT96 #10
I really like the idea xD soubds like fun~
...but... Kk to me sounds like the kkk so... Its weird