Kastrating Kai [M] Completed!

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Characters

Kai, D.O., the rest of EXO

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 


Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 


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Simba87 () says about chapter 61:
I finally read the last chapters. Your whole fic is so sweet. I love both Kyungsoo and Jongin characters and JungSoo (bonus chapters were lovely). Thank you author-nim :)

Mochi_Umma_AKA_Ariel () says about chapter 61:
I always come back got this story when I'm in the mood for laughing and crying at the end, and then more laughing, like I've read this 3 times already and it never gets old

tokiio () says about chapter 59:
omggg this story was hilarious srsly I kept laughing because I thought the exact same things as Kyungsoo and talked to myself like him so it was like a D.O version of me and I really enjoyed it!

vanessatan1 () says about chapter 61:
great story author-nim . i like this chap. it's sweet and heartwarming ~~

vanessatan1 () says about chapter 58:
wow author-nim. i love the Kai's monologue(the last part) the most... i expect it was Kyungsoo instead of Jongin!!

nana_LCHY () says about chapter 61:
I swear, this is one of my favorites stories, you made me laugh a lot, very good job author-nim ♥

anisxoxolulu () says:
Great story indeed! ^^

woohyunism () says about chapter 6:
“Um, how am I supposed to contact you? Messenger pigeon? God, why are you so stupid? I don’t believe that you rank in the top ten.” im giggling!!! and i just LOVE how kyung always call him a lol

woohyunism () says about chapter 4:
flopping around im clapping my hands like a seal lmfao ily

xiaodongxii () says:
LAUGHS MANIACALLY BC I SUBBED < 3

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