Kastrating Kai

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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lnxd-evi #2
Chapter 60: This is now my all time fav KAISOO fic!!! I am crying bc it's over!! ;;A;;
The face that you made spongebob n song reference made me love this FIC more!! AHHH SO GOOD I THINK ILL READ IT AGAIN!! Thank you for writing this master piece. If this was a book I'd buy it!!
ILoveTao1234 #3
Chapter 1: Oh my gosh, this is already so great!!
SandwichEnthusiast #4
Chapter 20: Oh my gosh, so much Kaisoo fluff, but also sadness in this chapter. I went from giggling to frowning. :((
Doong2 #5
Chapter 61: Yo yo yo!
OK, so that just happened.
Wow... like, I know you get this a lot but our personalities are so similar, family life, everything, like what the actual .
You - or at least the Kyungsoo in this story is basically me... only much funnier. Seriously.
I ing hate you so much but I love you at the same time. I can't even..
Real time talk though. Really loved the story, it's written perfectly, a little cheesy and gay (lol what?) and hilarious at the same time. I loved each moment of it... Nice plot twist btw. Thumbs up. The swearing wasn't over the top, everything was just... perfect. I don't know what else to say. Since we are so similar, I'm sure that if you're reading this (and every other comment) you're probably thinking "Not even... KK makes babies cry" or some . Not even man. Really great work.
Thanks for the story bro.
#Swag.
parkieyeol #6
Chapter 61: I've finally read finish this story of yours. I SWEAR- ITS AMAZNG.
this is the funniest fic I've ever read and it always lightens up my mood!

the song relations part is the best, that's how I am too ^^ except that I don't have a partner or friend that's the same. I really hope I can be in a relationship like kaisoo too except that I'm not homo though hahaha. shut up?! shut up?!

Kyungsoo's (your) writing style is just wonderful, the way you describe kaisoo's relationship, from enemies to lovers, the flow is puurrrffeeectttt, like it's not weird and forced that makes people go "wait, how the ?"

this is one of the more-chapters type of fics but I've never ever skipped any chapters or any paragraphs because every single details you wrote is so worth it, nothing should be missed!
I'm one of those who reads every single words of your author-notes too.

the flow is just nice, the use of profanities is just nice, the is just nice, the cheesiness is just nice, the way you fit in the other OTPs is just nice, kaisoo's relationship makes me go awww, jung-kai-soo is even more AWWW. (the essay-card is the biggest aww)

and after 50+ chapters, when you revealed that the whole story is just jongin reading it, and he's the actual speaker, you got me frozen and thought "WOW.. THAT WAS SMOOTH!"

please stop saying that your story or any chapters is ty or doesn't make sense because this is definitely the no.1 fic that I'll recommend to my friends (if only none of them is not against fics*sad face*)

sorry for being so lengthy TTTT I shall stop here, well done and thank you author nim! hope you'll continue writing stories like this ^^
sabra114 #7
Chapter 61: How did you get that much subs? How didn't you get ing more? I'm feeling like i finished a part of my life :( i'm feeling so empty :( thank you again for this ty-love story
sabra114 #8
Chapter 60: Now i don't have a life :'( this is just about to end, one of the best fic i've ever read, i really love it, thank you so much for it, and please make a lot of kaisoo, now i feel attached to you :( <3 thank u
parkieyeol #9
Chapter 3: “Alright, we're broken up.” lmao kyungsoo y u do dis to chan chan. yeah chanbaek should just do it already
sabra114 #10
Chapter 1: i started to love you too!♥
it seems good, and i'm sure it is!!
Darkmoon1 #11
Chapter 59: GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!! I normally dont read kaisoo centered, but im so glad i did for this one... Its the best