Kastrating Kai

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Author(s)Moni-chan
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Characters Kai, D.O., the rest of EXO
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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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yehet-kpop #2
Chapter 58: Omggg I love this so much. This is my favourite kaisoo fanfic ever.
exobutterflygirl #3
Chapter 61: Haha.,i love the KIM's family.,,im ouT of w0rds .,
buT i must say you're a great auThor..
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KAISOO♥♥♥

I just hope you still adD m0re boNe-us chapter ^.~
exobutterflygirl #4
Chapter 60: Childish kais0o is the best.!
BuT poOr jungs0o.,haha..you're so mean to your child kai.,
exobutterflygirl #5
Chapter 60: Childish kais0o is the best.!
BuT poOr jungs0o.,haha..you're so mean to your child kai.,
exobutterflygirl #6
Chapter 59: Wow your a/n is like a chap. Hehe. BuT i enj0yeD reading it and this st0ry...glad to finaLLy finisheD this..
,
you're awes0me auTh0r'nim..this st0ry madE me laugh..hard .:-)
thank you♥
exobutterflygirl #7
Chapter 58: Ohh. My all this time it's really j0ngin narRating the boOk of kyungGie?!w0w.,*shocked*
idk what to say..this is just daebakk. But what happened to kyunggie? So 1yr m0re f0r them to meet?!
exobutterflygirl #8
Chapter 42: LOL ..kyunggie shipping the toothbrush...xD..
This gives me stomach ache...
And its not funny..
But i love it
exobutterflygirl #9
Chapter 32: Wahahahahaha., this was really hilari0us im restraining myself to c0mment c0z i planned on c0mmenting when im d0ne til the last chap. But it's just too funny and i want to say that i love it s0 far. I love their relati0nship. They never fail to tease and be sweet with each other at the same time.
I JUST LOVE this st0ry. It's GoLd.♥♥♥
hatredwithpassion #10
Chapter 1: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: He likes to be called B.O or something? BRILLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FRIGGEN CHOKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tears are still falling!
Pandalocket #11
That's it! I'm reading this again. c':