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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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izamesh1 #1
Such a great story :)
Good job author ^^
lovellidollie #2
Chapter 1: Satansoo is coming b***hes. Kai you better beg for forgiveness now. Kyungsoo is on your a**
RainbowDonkeys #3
Im so obsessed with this fic! I literally read the entire thing in one day, I gave up homework for this :3 I love the way you depicted Kyung and Jongin, I felt like it was really on point with who they are in real life. BUT I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH LIKE BROOOOOOO
aniexoxo2 #4
Chapter 61: Man... this is so cute ♡ I really like it. I have read this in 3 days and your good author-nim for making story like this. The words are soooo coooll haha. Sorry.
jonginjeanssi #5
Chapter 61: Oh my, I miss this so much that I wanted to reread the whole thing again. Guess I'll just do that then. This is one of mu fave Kaisoo fics and one the first few that I read that lured me to Kaisoo pit of feels...♡
SoSquishy #6
Chapter 61: I am not subscribed with this fic.. What the.. Im gld I checked this fic again ghad. I almost missed the bonus chapter. This is so cute and beautiful. kaisoo's way of parenting os hilarious ghad. I really love this fic. Thank you so much for this author-nim! I love u!
sognatoreL #7
Chapter 1: I love kyungsoo' poem. It's really artistic LoL XD
Thnks thornim, great story to read ^^
Sjt191441 #8
This story was absolutely amazing!