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Kastrating Kai

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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RedLuck #1
Chapter 22: No Kyungsoo. Loving someone is never been so wrong.
RedLuck #2
Chapter 14: I'm on legit tears right now.
RedLuck #3
Chapter 7: Lol. His mother must be a Kaisoo shipper.
RedLuck #4
Chapter 4: Oh gosh.. ="D this is just way too funny more than I thought it was. Love this~
RedLuck #5
Just reading the Description and Foreword makes me wanna read this. :)
LayisLife #6
Chapter 61: This is amazing, curses, comedy, and romance; my type of fanfic! Will you do more Bone-us chapters? I kinda want to know what happens to everyone else.
HoneyLin #7
Chapter 61: I think I would be this kind of mom when I grow up
macoco10 #8
Chapter 61: This is literally one of the best fanfics I have ever read. And trust me I have read a -ton of fanfics to be able to say that is is one of the best. I even read this is less than 24 hours just so I can finish it and know what comes next, but now that it's finished, I want to read it all over again! ^^
Great job!! ^^