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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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iGOTfanfic_yehet #1
Chapter 61: I literally just finished reading all this in like a day (because being sick from school means I can okay? okay?) I can't even begin to say how much I've enjoyed this story! I have found it super relate-able a lot! Moreover, you really had me emotional throughout the story whether I would be laughing my off or finding myself tearing up! The creation of the characters & their qualities were really refreshingly realistic to read thank you so much for that especially! I just really like how imperfectly perfect their whole story is because that is just life isn't it? I enjoyed the song references & honestly find it awesome how you've been writing 'what you know' & I would like to say if you have the qualities you say are yours & you injected in, well then I would totally love to have a friend like you! You're awesome & you write really brilliantly! I found the whole revelation of it being Kai to be the coolest thing ever too! Thank you for writing an awesome story, it's not ty at all shh! ⌒∇⌒ ♥♥♥
shinee_zara #2
Chapter 49: Lovely story it's so awesome and Im also horrible in physics who can like physics
Lilianlimi #3
Chapter 19: I feel you kyungsoo... the hard life of a fangirl
Lilianlimi #4
Chapter 10: The random thought of MBLAQ ......
Akosik #5
Chapter 61: OMG! I've just finished reading! U R AWESOME! I dont know even how to express my feeelings! U R GENIUS! U R BORN TO BE A WRITER! Through out whole story I've experienced like thousand of different feelings and emotions. I laughed like crazy, cried like 5 years old girl, I was angry and upset, I was happy and cheered up, I can just jeep on and on. First of all, thank you for this beautiful piece of art. Second of all, a big hug to you that you gave made them (KaiSoo characters) perfectly imperfect. Third of all, thank you for bonus chapters it made my feelings so complete. II hope that you will continue writing this kind of astonishing and breathtaking fics! THAAAAAANK YOOOOU SOOOOOO SOOOOO SOOOO MUCH!!!! From a true shipper of KAISOO!!!
merrickat #6
Chapter 10: MBLAQ, THAT KILLED ME
motherweeaboo #7
Chapter 61: I CRIED WHILE READING THE LAST CHAPTER???? whY???????? why do you do this?????????????????????????// hel p m e i am too deep in kaisoo hell
hunhan3434 #8
i do really love this and im reading this for nth time !!
i had amazing time reading this and i appretiate the love between this two .
you dont know how this story will make me better after my stressing student life !
thank you very much auther nim and for over 5000 subscribers you and ur story really deserved it !
markjames #9
Chapter 58: This is so frustrating! Hahaha. I really like it!
daylightblissblooms #10
Chapter 2: A must read for every exo l seriously. All the ships i've been craving for were here. Good storyline you have here, authornim.