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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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purple4848 #1
Chapter 58: This is my favorite fanfic, ever!!
Jankitty #2
This is like my 6th time reading this, i Love it, and i read whenever I'm feeling sad, so thank you! :)
bbykhyun #3
Chapter 58: HOLY I DIdnT EXPECT THAT
mishhinggyuu #4
I still remember young Kyungsoo's poems to this very day. My friend and I tend to joke around whenever we use chopsticks haha
I loved your story!
haineous #5
Chapter 52: just came back here to read it again...and i swear to god, this story still makes me cry because this is just so perfect. kaisoo is toooo perfeeeect. ahhhh i would never mind reading this again and again ♡♡♡

P.S: love you so much authornim *heart eyes emojis*
icepiri #6
Chapter 61: The story is amazing!!! I just love the humor in it! The drama the everything!
I love it!!
EXOticLariBird #7
Chapter 59: This story is so beautiful, I know that the word beautiful may be overused in describing this story but what the hell! Another reminder won't hurt. Hihi
For me, everything's so realistic esp Kyungsoo's life, people pretending that they are there but in reality theyre not, I really felt those parts of the story. It made me so frustrated coz how could they do that to out squishy Kyungsoo?!
And I really like it when you talk legit medical terms. I love love love it! Are you perhaps aed student? If yes, OMG! I am too. Hehe just sayin.
Okay, I am ranting and I just want to thank you from the deepest crevasses of my hypothalamus. Thank you so much for writing and sharing this! Thank you!