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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

 

 

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

PLEASE NOTE (8/30/16):

This stuff was written when I was a cringy, depressed teenager in high school and I no longer am depressed, write fan fiction or interested in touching this ty story so if anything offends you, I apologize for my younger self. My personality and way of thinking has changed a lot since then.  Thank you! 

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Sueviette #1
Chapter 61: Sin me once because I finished this at exactly 2:43 am.

Sin me twice because I fell in love since the first chapter of this.
KimHyunaTaeyeon #2
Chapter 59: Really enjoyed reading it! But imo it was prologue and sequel in 1 story
Nicole121314 #3
Chapter 61: This is a funny story and i love it so much. Thanks dear
Nicole121314 #4
Chapter 59: Great story. Love it
Sehunnie99 #5
hahahah re=reading this and damn the feelzzzz
Nicole121314 #6
Chapter 12: Kai is soooo funny haha
amaleenam #7
Chapter 4: kyungsoo' character is the best! ⊙▽⊙
darkprincess66 #8
Chapter 61: its 12:13 am here in toronto im crying so hard this was so good, I cant even believe this is now in my list of favourite fanfics i just keep crying. im so glad i read this. thank you author-nim *crying emoji
Addyc313 #9
Chapter 61: I DIED I LOVED IT AND IT KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!