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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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sindey #1
Chapter 4: i LOOOOVE this >.< >.< >.< XD XD
mydearkingkai #2
Chapter 61: I actually felt like crying towards the end when Jongin takes over. This is the best kaisoo story I've read on here honest to God!
lilnugget #3
Chapter 21: I tolmtally see your every body hates Chris reference. Too bad in this everybody loves the china line. They all gettin' layed (heheh)
leetaemanwhore #4
Chapter 61: This was so cute!!! Good job!!! I love comedy Kaisoo
DyoKai23 #5
Chapter 61: THE BEST KAISOO!!! I FINISHED THIS IN A DAY!!! ^^
chuchuz #6
Chapter 61: OMGGGG ONE OF THE BEST FF IVE NEVER READ !!!!!!!
IM CRYIIIIING WHAT DID I FINISHED IT HUH ???
WHAT IS LIFE ????!!

.....

Ok
I'm calm now

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GREAT JOB AUTHOR-NIM

FIGHTIIIIIIIING !!!!!!!
nastenysch #7
I read this fic in Russian, and I wanna say this is one of the best kaisoo stories I've ever read! Thank you so much for writing such a great fic!^^
Rinininette #8
Chapter 61: I finally finished it and wow that was great :D
Well yeah the ending is so cheesy I'm gonna puke but it was really funny :D I cried so much times during this journey but I laughed a lot too~
This crazy family is the best!
Thanks for your fic~