Kastrating Kai [M] Completed!

by Moni-chan
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Characters

Kai, D.O., the rest of EXO

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantisizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 


Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ғυϲƙing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A SHIT LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY SEX IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A SHIT LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY SEX THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 


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MrsDOK () says about chapter 1:
Lol wkwkwkwkwk can't stop laughing ! Wkwkwkwkwkw

princesspchan () says about chapter 60:
Just finished this omg it was really good ; u ;
I just noticed that I've been following you on tumblr before/while reading this. xD
My tumblr is same as my user btw.
This was a really great kaisoo story . Will start reading your other stories soon o u o

Anamaria () says about chapter 60:
This is amazing!!! I love how Jongin read the book and we read it with him!!! Purfect ♥ ^^
Xoxo

Majoretha () says about chapter 60:
I love you author-nim!♥ You are the best ♥! This story of KaiSoo is my favorite story ever!

MiwakoMymy () says about chapter 59:
I can't believe this is the end. T------T Thank you for this masterpiece, author-nim! Love you!

IMissYouuuu () says about chapter 60:
It became the other way around! HAHAHAHAHA! Poor Jungsoo, for sure he's going to bring that for the rest of his life! XDD

IMissYouuuu () says about chapter 59:
One of the great KaiSoo fanfics. Light one though. I'm happy I've read some light ones after I read the 'Anterograde Tomorrow' and 'Arbitrage'. ♥

Thanks for the great story! *U*

I only found this in facebook 'cause they keep posting pictures with the 'poem' of Kyungsoo for Jongin. xD

awkward366 () says:
this story is one of my favorite of kaisoo i love it so much <3

Sangwook () says about chapter 59:
great story thank you so much! :)

TheShwaloOfSexyland () says about chapter 60:
SO MUCH LOVE SO MUCH TEARS SO MUCH UGH JUST KISS ME NO LESBO GURL

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