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Kastrating Kai

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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sognatoreL #1
Chapter 1: I love kyungsoo' poem. It's really artistic LoL XD
Thnks thornim, great story to read ^^
Sjt191441 #2
This story was absolutely amazing!
HanbinHayi #3
Chapter 61: I'm a new subscriber at 12th Jan and finished the last chapter at 13th Jan, this is too much for a coincidence~~

I love your story, great great job, author-nim!

Happy KaiSoo day! <3 <3
Monsterbutt #4
Chapter 58: Such a great ending.
PikkyDi #5
Chapter 61: So...this is the end -yeah.. i will stop commenting, with my stupid overflowing feelings for your AWSOME FIC!!!!! I DEVOUR IT!!!
And is so funny and cute and heart-warming *^* *feelings everywhere*
Thanks the destiny - and the screenshot of the first poem - that made me find it!
This is going to be on my - mental - list of most awesome kaisoo!
Plot, writing and characterisation are so great, like the perfect son you gave them kekeke Jungsoo i love U!
I really had a good time reading it, it makes me forget about exams :D Thank you
PikkyDi #6
Chapter 60: "How to destroy your children's immagination" - book written by Do Kyungsoo, edited, published and promoted by Kim Jongdumb kekeke *love it*
PikkyDi #7
Chapter 58: I really really really love this fic!!!! And i'm crying *yeey this is not a new*
Well, i'm writing here the comment only because you write that is the end, and it feels like it, although isn't anymore and i have the rest to read - just..give me 30 minutes -
Uuuh Jongin is so adorable *W* and well.. i didn't expect this outcome *O*
See you at the real end kekeke *love u* *now i'm going to cry with kai*