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Kastrating Kai

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Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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amaleenam #1
Chapter 4: kyungsoo' character is the best! ⊙▽⊙
darkprincess66 #2
Chapter 61: its 12:13 am here in toronto im crying so hard this was so good, I cant even believe this is now in my list of favourite fanfics i just keep crying. im so glad i read this. thank you author-nim *crying emoji
Addyc313 #3
Chapter 61: I DIED I LOVED IT AND IT KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!
exofinatic #4
Chapter 61: My gosh I'm crying here. This story was a roller coaster of emotions (esp the leaving for Harvard and all that) but I really enjoyed it! Thank you for writing this!
lipstink #5
Chapter 61: THE KING OF ALL KAISOO FICS
she_emy #6
Chapter 59: This story is precious! ㅠㅠ I laughter out loud so many times and the end just- arhgg it's just perfect! Thank you so much for writing this!!!! <3. \(^•^)/
Kore0403 #7
Chapter 61: Must be like my second time reading this and the first time it didn't have those adorable bonuses. I'm glad I re-read it. Even if it's kind of cracky and out of character, I really enjoy it! I actually laught out loud at most of the jokes and also always tear up at chapter 58. I might check out your other stories heh Thank you for writing this!
RebeccaXO #8
Reading this for the third time in three years time >,< ♥♡