Kastrating Kai

Description

Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten.  In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.  How?  By torturing Kai then finishing it off by killing him.  KyungSoo's hobbies include writing poems about killing Kai, reading his torture book and fantasizing about ways to murder him.  Will KyungSoo go through with it, though?

 

Foreword

 

                Ah, Kim JongIn, where do I start? 

                Kim.  Jong.  ing.  In.

                In short, I’m plotting his death as we speak.

                Who am I?

                I am Do KyungSoo.

                Why do I want to kill this bastard, Kim JongIn?

                Shall I pull out my list?

 

 

Author's Note:

RATED M FOR A LOAD OF CURSING AND GAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE A LOAD OF CURSING OR GAY THEN RUN AWAY YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS.  

Hello this is my second fic that I'm going to start.  Lol don't worry, though, JongIn won't die.  I named it Kastrating Kai because castration is basically emasculating a man and that's exactly what KyungSoo wants to do to JongIn.  Yeah well, please enjoy sadistic KyungSoo.

FAQ about usage of the title Kastrating Kai before you wreck it before you check it:

Q: Y u spell Castrating as Kastrating gull?  U no kno engrish?

A: Because it looks better and CK is used for Cupid's Kitchen anyway (hehe I love that fic)  KK or K squared sounds better, right?  I think it does.

 

Q: OMFFFGGG CASTRATION WHUT DOES THT MEAN?

A: Chopping off someone's balls but I'm using it metaphorically because KyungSoo wants to emasculate him.  

 

Q: WAIT SO U MEAN KYUNGSOO GONNA CHOP KAI'S BALLS OFF N KILL HIM?

A: No.  Just- No stop why would you think that?  It doesn't say angst or gore or horror up there, right?  It's just KyungSoo's inner sadist wanting to emasculate JongIn (as I said up there ^).  

I hope you have a better understanding now, please enjoy~ 

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NoelJean #2
Chapter 7: "Ah, KyungSoo!” Kai screamed.
I thrust it in and out of him at a rapid pace while he writhed under my grip, mouth agape.
I smirked and did it harder before he went limp, liquid pouring out of him.
What did I thrust into him?
A knife, of course. What else would it be?"
Laughed my of XDDDDDDDDDD LOVE YOU!
bestkisself-fever #3
Chapter 61: Oh my gosh I finally finished this story, this was fun! You are a genius xD
Kaiss #4
Chapter 1: hahahahaha this is gonna be hilarious
misterbong #5
Chapter 61: ! The best story ever! Ohmygod my KaiSoo feels!!!!!
happykitty #6
Chapter 61: Just when I thought I'd run out of great fanfics, this happens. You're brilliant. This is brilliant. Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant. So hysterically funny, but also so sweet and tender. And it all blends together so seamlessly. How do you even do that? I guess by being a really good writer and storyteller. Thanks for sharing this.
parkieyeol #7
lmao I've finally reached 25 pts..... and I came back just to give this story an upvote because it's the best ^^
ChanSwoon #8
Chapter 28: NOOOO. I was planning on Kai beating him up or something o-o
turtlesandelf #9
Chapter 60: such a fun and sweeeeeeeet story kkkkkk
thanks for writing this authornim! :)
lnxd-evi #10
Chapter 60: This is now my all time fav KAISOO fic!!! I am crying bc it's over!! ;;A;;
The face that you made spongebob n song reference made me love this FIC more!! AHHH SO GOOD I THINK ILL READ IT AGAIN!! Thank you for writing this master piece. If this was a book I'd buy it!!
ILoveTao1234 #11
Chapter 1: Oh my gosh, this is already so great!!