How To Bathe Henry Lau
Description
Task of the day: Bathe Henry Lau
Sounds easy enough, right?
WRONG!!!
It is in NO WAY an easy task...AT ALL.
And the members of Super Junior are gonna prove it to you.
Now you're probably thinking: "Oh, it's no big deal. Just get him into the tub, soak him, soap him, dry him and bingo! We're all done!"
Think again!
It takes a WHOLE lot more with:
- people and strength(no problem with Kangin to help),
- a LOT of the finest bath products(courtesy of Zhoumi and Heechul),
- a good bunch of motherly coaxing(Leeteuk's job here),
- a good knowledge on proper hygiene(no sweat with Ryeowook around) and,
- a master strategy(Kyuhyun, Heechul and Kibum's evil(?) ideas put in here).
Things to prepare and safety gear will be listed down in the next page of this book.
GOOD LUCK IN YOUR TASK OF BATHING HENRY LAU.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
Foreword
Genre: [Fail] Comedy
Inspired by: Since I saw a video on how Henry was the member who disliked taking baths, I came up with this horribly written first-time comedy of mine. Enjoy this stupidly written piece of crap by me, LOL :P
" Seriously, Henry Lau! Go and take a bath! ", Sungmin said in disgust as he wrinkled his nose.
" But, hyung, I'm tired! ", a sweaty Henry whined from his position on the couch.
Heebum, who was grooming himself under the couch, suddenly stopped halfway and gagged, almost choking on an upcoming hairball, at the stench of a sweaty Canadian on the couch. Growling feline curses under his breath, he padded off to Heechul's room to sleep instead.
" Canadian, go and take a bath! I can already smell you a mile away! ", Kangin bellowed as he entered the living room with a grossed out look.
" Don't wanna! ", Henry huffed.
Just then, Heechul and Zhoumi appeared with protective suits on and 5 tonnes of the finest Korean and Chinese bath products known to mankind.
At the sight of those nightmarish perfumes and scented soaps, Henry jumped a mile into the air with a yowl and ran out of the door, a trail of smelly green smoke wafting away and sweaty footprints trailing behind him.
Just then, Leeteuk entered the scene, saw evidence of Henry's getaway and sighed heavily.
" Don't tell me... "
" Yep. ", Heechul affirmed. " Operation: Find And Bathe Henry Lau. "
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