Things You Need To Bathe Henry Lau

How To Bathe Henry Lau

Listed down here on this page is a compilation of everything you need to bathe Henry Lau:

 

- 3 bottles of peach-scented hair shampoo

- 3 bottles of apricot-scented hair conditioner

- 3 bottles of peach blossom-scented body shampoo

- 6 bars of lavender-scented soap

- A bath brush

- An exfoliating mask for the face

- Cucumbers for the eyes

- Face moisturizer

- Face toner

- Face cleanser

- Face lotion

- Olive-scented body lotion

- Fruit-scented bath bombs

- Lily-scented bath melts

- 5 pounds of differently scented bath salts

 

Yesung's note: "Actually, you need more than the listed items above here. Just ask our two experts below me."

 

Zhoumi's note: "You need different bath products because Henry is one smelly chipmunk. Here are the products I recommend using to clean someone as smelly as him.":

 

     

 

"With these, you can't go wrong in making a horrid smelly Canadian as him into a sweet-smelling lotus~!"

- Gentleman Mimi a.k.a. Zhoumi

 

 

Heechul's note: "Oh, puh-lease! I'm the ultimate diva around here and I know exactly what kind of soaps and shampoos to use to turn a stinky tofu into a rose~!":

 

 

"You see, you amateur? These expensively fine bath products will make Mr. Stinky Tofu smell like twenty fields of bluebells~!"

- Kim Cherry a.k.a. The Great Almighty Diva Kim Heechul

 

 

 

Now, you need the following to protect yourself from Henry when you're bathing him:

 

- A protective suit(You know the ones you use when you're around radioactive materials. Except you're facing a toxic kind of radioactivity: HENRY'S SWEAT)

- Disposable gloves

- A huge pair of tongs(And when we mean huge, we mean HUGE. Literally.)

- Boots to protect your feet from Henry's toxic sweaty footprints

- Protective goggles to protect your eyes from the stinging poison fumes of Henry's sweat

- An oxygen tank for your suit(Henry's sweat smell can fill the whole room before you can even say "Cheddar cheese with tomatoes and pepperoni on the side")

 

Leeteuk's note: "There goes all my money...T^T"

 

For Henry's bath:

 

- Make sure your bath water is lukewarm. Not too hot, not too cold. As an extra, add scented flower petals and blueberry-scented bath bombs for extra fragrance. Plus, Henry will smell extremely lovely afterwards.

- Have a shatter-proof shield installed around the tub. Henry always attempts to escape his worse nightmare: baths.

- Prepare stacks of thick, fluffy towels. We wouldn't want our little Mochi to catch a cold now, would we?

- Get a good hairbrush and a hair-dryer ready along with a nail clipper. Henry needs to learn how to keep his hair tangle-free and his nails kept.

 

 

Yep, you have everything you need now.

 

The next page of this book will tell you how to find Henry Lau and nab him so you can bring him home for a good soak in the tub.

 

 

 

 

Oh, yeah.

 

 

 

 

You need one more thing.

 

 

GOOD LUCK.

 

 

 

You're gonna need it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously.

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Why isn't anyone commenting? T^T

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fatimakys #1
Chapter 1: funny ^^ i wonder what will Henry say about it hahahaha
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 1: I feel bad for henery but he does need to bath oh well
shion-chan #3
Chapter 1: omg this is sooooo funny ^^
hahaha i´m dying laughing so hard
please update soon
BabymooKpopLuvver
#4
Chapter 1: Lmao ;u; cant wait for the update <3
Mochilover
#5
Chapter 1: aaaa ho nice!! It's really funny keke, I bet Henry smells very very very bad to need all those things, what will i do when I marry him kekeke please update soon!!
Angel9 #6
Chapter 1: haha really funny i would just kill something or someone to puth henry in a bath hihih :)
MiChan
#7
hahaha it is funny.
elf1315 #8
Sorry for not commenting sooner. This is really funny! And poor Leeteuk having to pay for all the stuff.