I'm going to be popular !
Yes , Coach !At night 12:00 AM
You : Starting tomorrow , I'm going to be popular ~ It's gonna be tough ..
Omma : Yah ! Ji Yoo-ah ! Sleep now ..
You : Ye ..
The next day at Myeong Park
You : Where's he ? Haish ..
L.Joe : Yo !
You : Hah ! Morning !
L.Joe : Emmmm ...
You : Err .. anything .. Why you asked me to come here ?
L.Joe : Emmm .. I've thought about the fundamental reasons why you've been unsuccessful .
You : Yes ! What is it ?
L.Joe : First of all , these days no one finds a boyfriend from getting hit on in town .
You : What ? But .. but !! (remove something from her bag)
L.Joe : What is that ? (take the book)
You : Errr .. It's my study notes on how to attract men . I learned them from female magazines and girls comics . Things like what stylish clothes to wear and what goes well with them .
L.Joe : I see . (throw it into dustbin)
You : Nooooooooo !!
L.Joe : Yah ! I'm telling you , that's what's fundamental wrong with you !
You : Bo ?
L.Joe : Mixing cola , orange juice and oolong tea together tastes digusting , right ? ...
You : *thoughtful gaze into space*
L.Joe : You don't have to imagine it ! It's definitely disgusting !
You : U-umm .. Yes .
L.Joe : *sigh* In any case , I thought today I would find a skirt that'll suit you .
You : A skirt ?! I'm so happy ! During junior high , all I wore were jerseys ! I want Byung Hun-shi to pick a skirt that'll look good on me !
L.Joe : I called you to called me L.Joe . Your bag .
You : Ye !
L.Joe : We has arrived .
You : Wah ! *I see . If I wear the clothes Byung Hun-shi picks for me , I'll look stylish .
A woman (1) : Umm .. Are you alone ?
L.Joe : Not really .
A woman (2) : Are you looking for something ?
You : *Amazing . I took my eyes off him for a second and suddenly he's being hit on by all these girls !
L.Joe : Yah .. Try this on .
You : Ye .. *Too many judges !
You : How ?
L.Joe : No !
You : How ?
L.Joe : No !
You : How ?
L.Joe : No !
After 1 hour
Shop owner : Thank you ! Please come again !
L.Joe : Thanks .. Haish !
At Myeong Park
You : Mianhae .. ! I don't look good on skirts !
L.Joe : You don't have to apologize .
You : *Oh no ! This is getting awkward ! I have to say something ! I have to do a comedy gag !
L.Joe : You don't have to do a gag .
You : What ?! How did you know ?
L.Joe : The way you think is always so transparent .
You : I'm transparent ?!
L.Joe : By the way , what kind of gag were you thinking of doing ?
You : I'm sorry . (male voice)
( silent for a moment )
L.Joe : ... (go away)
You : Mianhae ..
At Byung Hun's house (in L.Joe's house)
L.Joe : Basically , male clothing suits you , huh ?
You : E-mmm .. Oh , yeah ..(nodding) ???
You : Wah ! Kawaii !
L.Joe : You can't have that ! I'm throwing it away . ... It won't suit you anyway ..
You : *eye bink*
L.Joe : In any case put this on .
L.Joe : *drawing a sketch* Ermm ..
You : I'm done . Well ?
L.Joe : I guess it's this , huh ?
You : Yes , these are great !
L.Joe : No , these are not ! It's true that these kind of clothes suit you . It looks effortless and your arms and legs are totally hidden . But it's absolutely the wrong thing to attract men .
You : It's ok , it's ok ! These are great ! If you say these fine , then these are fine !
L.Joe : They're not ! There must be female clothes that suit you .
You : It's okay !
L.Joe : It's not !
Ricky : So L.Joe is really doing it !
L.Joe : Why are you guys here ?
Chunji : Well , we heard L.Joe is coaching now .
Ricky : We thought it sounds interesting .
You : Ah ! You're the one from last time !
Chunji : Let me introduce myself , I'm L.Joe's friend , Chunji .
Ricky : I'm Ricky .
Han Byul : Right ? She's cute , right ?
Ricky : Ye ! She's definitely cuter than I thought .
You : Bo ?!
L.Joe : Don't listen to what he say , it's all just an empty flattery !
You : I see ..
Chunji : No , you're really cute ! You're my type !
You : Bo ?!
L.Joe : He says that to everyone .
You : Ah , so tiring .. Please don't say anything else . all this empty flattery ..
Chunji : Just a small talk , huh ?
L.Joe : *sigh*
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