Bad words for kids
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“I want to start first!” Chaejin raised his hand, “may eel kill them, why??” Suho and Lay looked at him confusedly
“ah.. I know! Whass love!”
“correct!” Suho and Lay looked at each other, “who’s song that you sing?”
“Exo korean’s song”
“what is love?”
“yeah”
“but it’s don’t look like that song, can you sang that part?” Chaejin nodded
“I lose my mind no rule jump an old soul then, no hana baggie model gossip get in slow motion, Niga marry Joe, gotten Sarah eat them, yo.. may eel kill them, why?? Sooman and got John do the drama, just go pay one, can mewl? Soul go, who got Kara just goat? Niga marry Joe, gotten Sarah eat them, yo…”
“it’s not like that, kids, you talk nosense”
“it’s cool” Hyomin said
“it’s weird” Lay replied, “I’ll go next” Chaerin said
“hm.. I don’t know Exo’s songs, I’ll try to do with another song, like B.A.P, Super Junior and—”
“Ya! Ya! Don’t tell the singers’ name! sing it and we will guess it!” Chaejin complained
“ok, hm.. Kill this.. kill this.. shoot a naughty mouse.. a naughty mouse.., hit less, main less, no one who care about me?”
“looks like MAMA but you said if you don’t know Exo’s songs right?”
“does MAMA is Exo’s song??” Lay nodded, “then I know Exo’s song” Chaerin cheered
“but MAMA isn’t like that”
“I don’t have mama, I have eomma”
“not that ‘mama’! I mean the MAMA song” Hyomin said
“oh…”
“I’m hungry, eomma.. cook, please…” Chaejin said, Suho looked at Lay, “Yixing~”
“what?”
“can you pop your head out from this room?” Suho asked, “I want to make food for Chaejin so I must to go to the kitchen”
Lay sighed, but he popped his head, “it’s empty” he opened the door wider, “hmm.. kids do you have a pair of earmuff?” Suho asked them as they nodded in respond
“ok grabbed it and use that”
“but it’s not even winter, eomma” Chaerin said as her siblings grabbed their own earmuff
“yeah, appa and eomma know, but in living room there are many strange sound, if you heard it, your ears will broken” Lay said in scary tone, “you want you ears broken?” he asked, Chaerin shook her head and ran to grabbed her earmuff
“AAAAA”
“Stop it, Rin! Be quiet!” Hyomin scolded her
“Hyomin eonnie still can hear me, so it doesn’t has any benefit”
“ok, you want to stay here or follow eomma?” Suho asked, “follow..” Chaerin moved closer to Suho, “I want to go to bathroom, I need to pee” Chaejin said as he walked outside
Lay thought for a while, “bathroom.. bathroom? Bathroom? BATHROOM?! Some couples usually do that inside there” Lay rushed and stopped Chaejin
“Oh my! What is it appa? Let me go? I need to pee!!”
“not in the bathroom” Lay said
“so? Kitchen? Hall? Parking area? Living room?”
“eh? Wait a minute I’ll sterilize the bathroom first” Chaejin agape
Lay went to the bathroom and saw the door is closed
Knock!
“who’s inside?”
“Me..”
“who are you?”
“ngh~ Luhan!”
“Sehun behind you?”
“Yes!” Chaejin pulled Lay’s shirt, “is everything okay?” he asked, Lay nodded
“I still want to pee, by the way” Chaejin told Lay, “ah yeah.. Pee.. let’s go to the mall” Lay picked Chaejin up and went outside the house
-Kitchen-
“already hungry?” Suho asked Chaerin as he put the fried rice on the table she shook her head, “I’m not hungry, Chaejin is” she replied
“eomma..” Hyomin walked to the dining chair and sat down
“what?”
“where are angel appa and Chaejin?” she asked, then took a plate of fried rice in front of Chaerin
Suho looked at her, “they were together with you, right?” Hyomin nodded, “but Chaejin left me because he want to pee, then angel appa mumbled ‘bathroom’ before chased Chaejin, then they gone” Hyomin said bluntly, “feed me, please” she asked Suho
Suho grabbed the spoon and plate then feed Hyomin, “is it delicious?” Chaerin asked, Hyomin nodded
“why don’t you eat?”
“I want ramyeon” Chaerin replied as she laid her head on the dining table, “ramyeon isn’t good for toddler like you and Chaejin”
“why you called me?” Chaejin asked from behind as he held a can of beverage in his hand, Lay followed behind him
“I bought Milkis here” Lay said as he put the plastic bag on the table, “who was make the fried rice?”
“me. already hungry?” Suho asked, Lay nodded, “eat this then, where were you and Chaejin go?” Suho asked as he grabbed a can of milkis out from the plastic bag
“I went to mall and the supermarket” Suho almost choked when Lay said that
“you? Mall? Supermarket? Since when?”
“since Chaejin wanted to pee and Sehun and Luhan doing it in the bathroom”
“what a rich people are you, pee in the mall”
“do you think I can make them out from there, let Chaejin pee and when he finish, I say they can continue it again?” Lay asked, Suho shook her head
“so that’s why I went to the mall” Lay picked the spoon and started to eating, Suho continue feed Hyomin
“and eomma know? Lay appa looked at a chef ing in a kitchen, it’s really huge.. you must be like it”
Suho widened his eyes and glared at Lay, “What. Words. That. You. Tell. Chaejin. About. ing?!”
“SORRY JOONMYEON!!!” Lay screamed and ran over the house as Joonmyeon tried to chased him
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