Trouble? (Repost)

3 Identities of my Mysterious Wife

(A/N at bottom)

L.Joe plopped himself on the chair and sighed in relief.

He looked through the pictures he had taken and smiled proudly to himself, not being able to believe that he actually completed the deadly list Miss Apple sent him. He sent it to her, smiling to himself.

He had to admit this was the most memorable Paris trip ever.

He can never forget how that priest looked like when he approached him, giving the latter a strawberry milk and wanting to take a picture. L.Joe couldn't even speak french, so he could only gesture wildly, making the priest think he was insane.

There came a point when the priest even kneeled down in front of God and asked for the lord to save this poor soul from insanity.

L.Joe laughed to himself, remembering the rest of his day.

He had to approach so many french babes, and he couldn't even get any of them to say "L.Joe is Jjang!" He had to go to the bookstore to buy a French-Korean guide book and translate it into french, before he could ask the girls.

It wasn't that easy there after either, because the girls didn't really adore a guy as short as him, when they were all towering above him at 1.75cm. He never felt more depressed about his height than he did, now.

Nevertheless, he thought it was a memorable day he would never forget. He twirled his phone in his hand, checking it once in a while for the much anticipated reply from Miss Apple. Soon, it came.

 


To: L.Joe

Wow I've got to say I'm impressed. You really did it all! Though I can see you have no talent in drawing at all. (:

From: Miss Apple



To: Miss Apple

You're one evil fruit, Apple. I nearly died of embarrassment when I did that head stand in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm going to get my revenge if I ever see you on the streets.

From: L.Joe



To: L.Joe

Yeah yeah I'm scared. Especially when you know how I look like. (I'm good at sarcasm aren't I?)
But I'm sure you had fun didn't you? Gave you a reason to approach French babes. Aren't I considerate? (:

From: Miss Apple


 

L.Joe chuckled to himself and typed a reply. He enjoyed talking to her very much. It was easy to be fun, and he loved her witty response. She didn't react like how he would expect and he found himself anticipating every one of her replies.

Before he knew it, he was too engrossed in texting her to remember about his wife, until he returned back to the suite and passed by her door. He saw Mihye still in a flowery dress, sitting on the bed and taking off her shoes while she typed furiously on her phone.

He shrugged. *Seems like she had a good time without me.* His phone beeped with a message from Miss Apple, and he instantly forgot about his wife.

 

 

Mihye changed into comfortable clothes and massaged her feet that were sore from walking all day. She had fun in Paris, but she knew it was partly because of the funny comments  her talking buddy had offered throughout the day that brought smiles on her face.

She didn't really have any guy friends because guys who approached her were guys who wanted to get into her pants instead. She didn't like it when guys wanted her for her looks or body, and told them straight she was engaged.

But this guy was a total different story altogether. She had fun talking to him and she could actually imagine having a male best friend for the first time. She got to the living room to get herself  a drink when she remembered this was her honey moon and she was supposed to be here with her husband.

She peeked in his room and found him typing away at his phone. *Seems like he's enjoying himself too.* she thought, and walked away.

 

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L.Joe tapped his fingers impatiently as he waited for a reply.

He had sent his Apple his response more than fifteen minutes ago but she wasn't replying. They had been exchanging texts everyday of his honeymoon, and L.Joe felt like he knew this girl for a long time even though he didn't know how she looked like.

They talked about almost everything, and L.Joe knew that if they were allowed to talk like this for a long time, Miss Apple may well turn into his best friend that was closer than any of the Teen Top guys.

It was strange of him to be able to talk to a girl so easily, but when it came to Miss Apple, it was so easy to laugh and be fun. He liked the feeling when he talked to her.

But she wasn't replying.

He frowned. She had asked twenty minutes ago what would be a good gift to give a male friend that was intimate but not suggestive. L.Joe suggested a tie, but Miss Apple hadn't replied since then.

*Did something happen to her?* he thought.

He shrugged, drinking up the last of his latte and standing up to go. He walked down the streets of Paris, enjoying the leisure and looking around, noting little things he didn't in the past, thanks to Miss Apple who brought them up.

He strolled down slowly, until he heard an uncharacteristic scream. He turned and saw several figures in the dark alley where no one had paid attention to.

He saw two burly looking guys, and a skinny girl that was backed into the wall by these two French punks. His eyes widened and he rolled his sleeves up, wanting to help the girl, when he recognized who the girl was.

"Mihye?" he gasped.

 

 

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It came to my attention that a lot of you didn't get it when I said L.Joe took the photos and sent to Mihye. The fact is: He didn't take picture of himself.

When ONLY took the photo of the priest drinking strawberry milk, ONLY took took the photo of the babe, ONLY took the photo of the art works and korean related items, and ONLY took a picture of the Eiffel Tower when he's doing a headstand.

I think most of you were confused at the last part where I wrote: Go to the Eiffel Towel and take a picture of it while doing a head stand in the middle of the crowd.

This mainly means talking the picture of the Eiffel Tower with the camera while he was doing the headstand himself. That means the photo will be upside down and he'll have to take the picture, not someone taking a picture of him being upside down with the Eiffel Tower.

I hope this clears things up.

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moncyanide #1
read this way back in high school, the storyline had always been at the back of my mind. Its like you will never forget how the story goes
inspirit9811 #2
I read this story when i was in middle school, now i’ve graduated from uni :))
Time flies really fast, i miss your writting a lot^^
Re- opening this account after a long time, second gen kpop area. Hope to see your writting again one day^^
Exomyheart
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Chapter 70: In love with this story
mistymountains 193 streak #4
Nice story!
blackfantasies_
#5
Chapter 70: Thank you for the wonderful journeyyy XD
Ballerina_Belle
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Congratulations on getting featured!
serenidad
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good job!!