A Sincere Apology

My Rich Boyfriend
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Minho POV

 

Okay.

 

Okay...

 

Don't panic.

 

No need to shave anything.

 

Just because Taemin ignored me since our fight, doesn't mean he's still pissed today. I'm sure he slept on it and the world looks very different today. I bet we're already laughing about it tonight.

 

"Hahaha. Remember when I hated you for destroying my shirt and in return I bought the building where you live so I could raise your rent so I could kick you out? Wasn't that hilarious? Hahaha."

 

Our grandchildren will still be laughing about it. It is quite a unique love story. Maybe I should write to Netflix. They make a movie out of everything. I mean The Kissing Booth got three movies. Then this will at least have 6 instalments.

 

Armed with a large bouquet of red roses, I step into my mother's house. Everything seems normal, just like always. That is already a good sign. I can already make out laughter from the kitchen...Taemin's laughter is also there.

 

I clear my throat as I approach the usual suspects. Abruptly the laughter stops.

 

I know now why Aeg and Yo always wear sunglasses. If they didn't wear them, their laser beams would go right through me and cut me in two.

Mother looks back and forth between Taemin and me and Taemin ignores me.

 

"Hello darling." Mother greets me sweetly, even smiling.

 

"Hi." I say like a little mouse to the crowd.

 

I take a deep breath and concentrate on my greatest strength: my looks. I've dressed up extra fancy today, so Taemin can't help but forgive me. I wear a suit that represents my second greatest strength.

 

"Green brings out your eyes even more." Said my new stylist as he showed me the suit with the dollar bill print. My white shirt and gold chain also show that I have money, but I don't flaunt it. I am still very modest about it.

 

I purse my lips and make them look even bigger than they already are. I keep my eyes half-closed to create the perfect F-boy look and my eyebrows say: I am the man you long for.

 

"Is he sick?" I hear Yo whisper to Mother. And yes I am! You could say…I am lovesick.

She just shrugs her shoulders.

 

But as my eyes slide to Taemin, I get jelly in my legs and my actually deep and masculine voice sounds like the Wish version of Mickey Mouse.

 

"I brought these for you." I hold out the bouquet of roses to Taemin, which weighs more than the pig I bought from the farmer last year. 

 

It wasn't just any pig. Pumbaa from The Lion King was nothing compared to it. This pig won the prize for the biggest pig in all of Asia, but today I think I'm entitled to the prize. 

 

I wonder what the old fellow is up to today.

 

My eyes flicker back and forth between Taemin and the floor. He looks down at the flowers, bored, and then back at his tablet.

 

"I...um...put them in a vase for you."

 

I take an empty vase, fill it with water and put the many flowers in it. Slowly, I slide the vase across the kitchen counter to him.

 

And then it happens. My heart does backflips.

 

Taemin takes one of the roses out of the vase and looks at it. Looking at them I realise that this rose is nothing compared to Taemin's beauty.

 

He takes out another rose, then another and another, until the vase is only filled with water.

 

Behind him, Mother, Aeg and Yo stand, watching him closely.

 

With the vase in his hands, he walks towards me.

 

Symbolically, I understand what he is trying to tell me. He is just an empty vase without me. I am the roses in his life. I bring colour into his life. Netflix will eat that up!

 

 

Or maybe not.

 

The troupe behind Taemin starts vulturing away like a pack of ravens.

 

I run my hands over my wet face and brush away the hair stuck to my forehead.

 

Okay. I deserved that.

 

 

New day, new luck is my motto from today on.

 

Who apologises with flowers nowadays? Teen Lover showed me how it's done! Music is the key! But holding an old boombox outside your lover's window is so 1989! Let me add a little bit of spice.

 

"HeEeeEyY." I try to sound cool as I greet everyone. But my voice sounds like I have just entered puberty.

 

Taemin is still ignoring me, but not for long anymore, because the doorbell is already ringing.

 

"I wonder who that could be?" I ask loudly, so that no one suspects anything.

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Lol did I say 6 more chapters?
I meant 2 😊

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Beau1996 1348 streak #1
Chapter 19: I found this story two years ago - it is sharply funny, silly, has deep thoughts, and a great take on celebrity life. Not to mention my favorite ship of all time - 2min!!! Very deserving of a feature!!
Potataem
#2
Chapter 22: Hello, I am so sorry for excitedly commenting many times in a row but I just want to let you know that I am very happy that I found this story ❤️ I don't really read comedies because it's hard for me to find them funny but this one really is very funny, heartwarming and fluffy. I have developed an attachment to the whole family already :') I love this fic so much and it'll always have a place in my heart! I love every characters so much, and although Jonghyun made little appearance, he gives so much impact and gentle wise advice to the characters like the angel he is and I lovee that. Thank you so much for writing it, you are such an amazing author! I'll be sure to check out your other fanfics as well!

Thank you again and sorry for ranting ❤️🥹 I am sure I'll come back again someday to reread this ❤️
Potataem
#3
Chapter 5: Oh god the way Jinki treats Minho like an experiment subject hdhdjsjsjajsj I never really laugh when I read but this is so funny, it's 3.50 am here where I live but I couldn't help but cackle I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY IN BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ENTERTAINING AAAA SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND THIS STORY
Potataem
#4
Chapter 1: Just started reading this and.... First paragraph in and I am already giggling imagining Taemin picking up the individual cat hairs 😂😂😂😂😂
Jiya32
#5
This is the first time I have read a fanfic and I'm glad I picked this one. This was really incredible. 😋❤
Adaryn
#6
Chapter 22: Hi hello it's me again, sorry.
I don't believe you at all when you say you're not a comedy writer, this was great! xD Yet again, so drastically different from your other stories I've read so far (I'm leaving the heavier ones for later..). I'm in awe of your ability to write such different stories and yet have them all be equally as captivating. I'm also not sure what was going on with the earlier stories formatting, I think it was probably this site having issues now I think about it more, I'm sorry ^^;
I do have to say though, Minho in this story really REALLY reminds me of King Julien from Madagascar lol. Especially when he calls Taemin his hater, it made me think of that episode about finding and converting his one hater lol. I love that lemur so much xD and Minho too I guess... :P
OdetteSwan
940 streak #7
Chapter 1: I just checked this out this morning.
But you got me when Taemin had to remove the cat's hair manually because Jiwoo's chakra will be disturbed with the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Such characters!
Thank you so much for sharing this wacky story.
Bored0ut0fHerMind
#8
Chapter 22: Wow! I just binge-read this! Couldn’t stop reading. And you can definitely write comedy! I was smiling all throughout at how much of an idiot Minho is and I also laughed out loud several times! Really an enjoyable read, so please don’t say you can’t write comedy because you’re definitely good at it. Thank you for writing 2min. I really shipped (and still do) them from the start, back when I literally didn’t even know what shipping was and had to google it haha! And I missed JongKey more with this. I’m glad you included our angel in this. ❤️❤️❤️
snowtaems
#9
Chapter 22: So this is how you organize a story! 👀
Gotta take some notes from Abbie
snowtaems
#10
Chapter 21: A spin-off about Jongkey? YES PLEASE!