Yoongichi
Shine Bright Like BangtanThat one time when Yoongi forgot his studio passwords
BTS JJANG!
Yoongi : can someone pass me my will to live?
Yoongi : cause I seriously can't anymore
Jimin : Hyung, I'm not physically strong enough to lift Jin Hyung and his worldwide shoulder to wherever the frick frack you're at right now
Jimin : so be considerate alright
Jungkook : I mean, I could give it a try but I don't think Jin hyung would appreciate that
Taehyung : Try Hoseok hyung?
Taehyung : he's smaller
Hoseok : Hey I'm not small. Mind your own business!
Jimin : we know hyung... we know
Jimin : 😏
Hoseok : ewww Jimin
Jungkook : Jiminie hyung, you're gross
Jin : someone mentioned me?
Jin : What's wrong, why Yoongichi needs me?
Namjoon : what's wrong Yoongi hyung?
Yoongi : Namjoon is the realest... he asked me what's wrong when the rest of you just take this chance to clown my healthy obsession with Jin hyung
Jin : Hey! I asked you what's wrong did I?
Taehyung : Heol! he didn't even denying it anymore
Jimin : yeah.. unlike a certain someone
Namjoon : I'm going to ignore that remarks Jimin
Namjoon : Btw, hyung, what's wrong?
Yoongi : urghh
Yoongi : This is dumb really
Jungkook : we all dumb, be specific hyung
Namjoon : Um, IQ 148 but sure
Jin : People with IQ 148 didn't trips over nothing, just saying
Namjoon : why must you hurt me like this?
Taehyung : Parents, stop bickering.
Taehyung : Anway Yoongi hyung.. need me to call you?
Yoongi : nah, I'm fine
Yoongi : I just couldn't remember my studio's door password n I couldn't get in
Jungkook : LOL
Yoongi : shut upppp
Yoongi : It happens okay
Namjoon : Um, do you have it written somewhere hyung?
Yoongi : Sadly, I don't Namjoon
Hoseok : Try remembering it hyung
Yoongi : Hobi, I love too but rn, I can't even remember what I ate for dinner last night
Yoongi : I'm getting old, aren't I?
Jungkook : chill hyung
Jungkook : At least you're not old as Jin hyung
Jin : Jungkook, you're adopted
Jungkook : I'm not even your son, how can I be adopted
Hoseok : it's because you're not his son that you're adopted
Jin : yeah, unlike Jimin and Taehyung
Jungkook : oh shut up hyung
Jungkook : at least I'm not half of my age yet!
Jin : Hey!! I'm just 26
Jin : Do you think you're going to be 21 forever? You'll be at my age and wrinkle too you dumb bunny!
Jungkook : at least I would still be younger than you! You old prune!
Jin : oh! so you're going to keep using that against me now HUH?!
Yoongi : I respect you Jin hyung, n I guess I can stand you Gguk but one more fighting, I swear I'm going to throw my phone across the wall
Hoseok : why would you throw your own phone?
Yoongi : so that I dont have to read their stupid banter
Jimin : you could've just turn off your phone
Yoongi : whatever
Yoongi : can you guys try help me remember my password?
Yoongi : I can't think rn
Namjoon : Okay, how about your birthday? or your parents birthday? your borther or Min Holly?
Yoongi : I've tried but it didn't work
Yoongi : god, just my lifee
Jin : hey, chill. None of these matters couldn't be solved okay
Jin : how about our birthdays?
Hoseok : yeah, try Jin hyung's since you love him so much
Jimin : uh oh
Taehyung : Hobi hyung, chill
Hoseok : what? why? I am chill
Yoongi : urghhh can you guys stop whatever your stupid soulmates inside jokes for a sec
Yoongi : help me!
Taehyung : we don't have inside jokes mind you
Jimin : or did we?😏
Taehyung : 😏
Yoongi : please, just kill me and get me out of my misery
Yoongi : btw, Hobi, I didn't use any of your birthdays as my passwords
Taehyung : why?
Taehyung : u didnt love us anymore??
Yoongi : honestly Tae, I can't even remember my own birthday
Yoongi : how on earth I could remember your birthdays?? unless if someone remind me
Jungkook : Namtiddies?
Namjoon : excuse me?
Jungkook : I mean, that seems to be everyone favourite phrase atm
Jin : only you, you simpletons
Jungkook : the more you lie, the more wrinkle you'll get on your face
Jin : why you?!!
Jin : Namjoon! come and collect your problematic child!
Namjoon : Sorry, he's your problem
Jungkook : oh I'm a problem now?
Namjoon : I didn't mean it that way
Jungkook : Namjoon hyung! I don't like you
Taehyung : ouch
Jimin ; that's not a nice thing to say to someone who birthed you Jeon Jungkook
Jungkook : shut up you short adult
Jimin : I dare you to repeat that and we'll see how hard you can go when this short adult kick you on the nuts!
Taehyung : babe
Taehyung : calm down. Anger didn't suit you
Jimin : I know babe
Jimin : but this brat always gets on my nerve no wonder he's adopted
Jungkook : I'm not adopted!!
Namjoon : can you stop bickering for a second?
Namjoon : Yoongi hyung is in trouble here
Yoongi : Thank you Joon. I'm about to yeet my phone to the another galaxy if these dummies didnt stop
Yoongi : Btw, can you nuts be useful for once and help me?
Yoongi : and Gguk, I've tried namtiddies but it doesn't work
Namjoon : what? why would you even... I mean, do you seriously use that for your password hyung?
Yoongi : I mean, I don't know what I'm doing so far so the chance of Im using it is there
Yoongi : but I guess I'm not that stupid, so I dont think I use it Namjoon. Calm your namtiddies
Namjoon : why would I even... urghh whatever
Jimin : what's wrong with Namtiddies?
Jimin : u r lucky u have it, i sometimes hope that I have them..so i can name it Chimtiddies
Namjoon : the ? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT NAME THEIR TITTS??
Namjoon : no, on the second thought.. I don't want to know
Namjoon : u do you jimin
Taehyung : we HV Taebooty too
Namjoon : nobody asked but thank you anyway Tae
Taehyung : wdym nobody asked?
Taehyung : 😞
Jimin : awhh Tae. Don't listen to him, he's just jealous
Jimin : i adore your Taebooty too babe 😘
Taehyung : 😄
Taehyung : I adore your Chimbooty too!!!
Jimin : Tae, we can be bootybros!
Jimin : imagine how fun it'll be!!
Taehyung : 😮😮😮
Yoongi : please stop
Yoongi : I'm dying here.. just please
Jimin : 😂😂😂
Jin : ignore these losers.. yoongichi, how is it over there?
Yoongi : I'm still stuck hyung
Yoongi : n I'm losing brain cells reading their ridiculous titty talks
Hoseok : hyung, hv you tried the password you've used before?
Hoseok : I mean, passwords that you use for your bank account, your phone or whatever
Yoongi : I hv different set of passwords
Yoongi : so I don't think I use a same one for this
Jin : why would you do that?
Yoongi : what? using different password?
Jin : Yeah I mean, its easier if you only use one password so that you dont have to remember so many
Yoongi : and makes myself predictable? thank you, next
Jungkook : tsk, better be predictable rather than miserable
Yoongi : I've lived long enough to choose the way I live my life kid. U shut up
Jungkook : 🙄
Namjoon : how about something precious to you hyung? like your first pet names, or our debut date
Yoongi : none of it works Namjoon!!
Yoongi : I am so pathetic I've been standing here for the past two hours
Namjoon : I'm on my way to BH. You can chill in my studio and we'll think about it together okay?
Yoongi : Nah, I'm fine... I guess I'll just go back and sleep
Hoseok : Hyung, sleeping doesn't solve anything
Yoongi : yeah but I could dream a better live
Hoseok : good grief! Hyung, u just forget your studio password not your life!
Taehyung : yeah it's like whenever there's this small inconvenience happens to u, u got to take it n turn it into some dark aesthetic Tumblr quotes
Yoongi : I told u, I've seen some kid
Namjoon : hyung, u r just 25
Jungkook : Jin hyung is 26 remember that
Jin : square up u little !
Jungkook : 👅
Jin : so mature Jeon Jungkook
Jimin : hyung, try Sopeforlife
Yoongi : What?
Hoseok : What?
Jimin : sopeforlife, try it
Yoongi : why would I? Like, that was the last thing I would ever thought of
Yoongi : sope is just for business
Hoseok : u r really mean, u know that?
Yoongi : yeah thank u for the compliment Hobi
Yoongi : I'm going home, bye es
namseok
namjoon : relax hyung
Namjoon : he didn't mean that
Hoseok : yeahh I know Joon
Hoseok : he's like kitten u know
Namjoon : before I got the wrong idea, explain
Hoseok : lol
Hoseok : I mean, he hate it when someone cling to him, but then.. when no one is paying attention to him, he get anxious u know
Hoseok : n I guess I like him even more than yesterday
Namjoon : that's cute
Namjoon : do u think he tried it?
Hoseok : sopeforlife?
Namjoon : yeah
Hoseok : he probably did 😂
Hoseok : like he did with namtiddies
Namjoon : I'm so done
Namjoon : RM out. Bye
Hoseok : 😂😂😂😂
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