Unknown number-

I HATE YOU HOW COULD YOU

Y DID U DO THIS

Jungkook-

What did I do?

Who is this

 

Unknown number-

DON’T ACT STUPID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

DID YOU AS.S

 

Jungkook-

Dude check the number

I don’t know you

And I haven’t done anything

(Changed unknown number’s name to Randomdude)

 

Randomdude-

Oh my god

I’m sooooo sorry that was meant for

My soon to be ex

 

Jungkook-

What did he do??

 

Randomdude-

Oh the dic cheated on me with my friend

 

Jungkook-

Well that must of

 

Randomdude-

Yeah it did but yeah im sorry

For texting you

 

Jungkook-

Wait, will you at least tell me your name

I’m bored

 

Randomdude-

Why I’m done with this conversation

Wrong number

 

Jungkook-

Plz I’ll tell you mine

Its Jeon Jungkook

But some people call me Kookie

(Jungkook changes name to Kookie)

 

Randomdude-

If I tell you my name can I go

 

Kookie-

Ugh sure

 

Randomdude-

My names Park Jimin

BYE

(Randomdude goes offline)

Kookie- wait don’t leave

 

Kookie-

I still want to talk to you!

 

Kookie-

IM BORED

PLZ RESPOND

(Kookie changes Randomdude to Jimin)

(Kookie goes offline)

 

Kookie-

Good Morning Jimin

 

Jimin-

I thought I said I was

Done talking to you… Jungkook

 

Kookie-

Not gonna get rid of me that

Easily. I wanna get to know you

 

Jimin-

Why I’m a stranger

I could be an 80 year old .

Waiting to kidnap you

 

Kookie-

Are you an 80 year old ??

(Kookie changes Jimin to Possibleperv)

 

Possibleperv-

NO IM NOT AN 80 YEAR OLD

 

Kookie-

THEN I HAVE NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT

 

Possibleperv-

Whatever

But for real what do you want

(Possibleperv changes name to Chim Chim)

 

Kookie-

You

I wanna get to know you

 

Chim Chim-

Why?

 

Kookie-

Why not

 

Chim Chim-

fine what do you wanna know

 

Kookie-

Well I already know your name

so how old are you?

Whats your favorite food?

Do you have a pet?

Do you have friends?

(imaginary ones don’t count sry)

I think that’s all for now

 

Chim Chim-

Ok so

Im 22

My favorite color is red

No pets

YES I HAVE FRIENDS REAL ONES

Are we done here?

 

Kookie-

No imma answer the questions

So im 21

My favorite color is orange

I have a dog

And I have some friends

Real and imaginary

 

Chim Chim-

Wow your younger than me

 

Kookie-

Yeah I guess so

Hyung *laughs*

 

Chim Chim-

Why are you laughing Jungkook??

 

Kookie-

Cause its weird calling you hyung

 

I have another question though

 

Chim Chim-

What is it

 

Kookie-

Can you send me a picture of you

I’ll send one if you do

 

Chim Chim-

Ugh fine but I want yours first

 

Kookie-

(sends picture)

 

Chim Chim-

Wow oh ok

 

Kookie-

What is something wrong

 

Chim Chim-

No nothings wrong

Well here is mine

(sends picture)

 

Kookie-

Dang

Can I get a slice of that cake

Why would anyone ever

Cheat on you

Your to beautiful to be cheated on

(Kookie changes Chim Chim to Beautiful)

 

Beautiful-

Thanks Kook

(beautiful changes Kookie to honey)

 

Honey-

Whats with the name

 

Beautiful-

You change mine all the time

And plus your sweet…

Like honey

Get it

 

Honey-

OOOHHH

I get it know

Well im sorry but

I have to get to class

 

Beautiful-

Yeah same

What school you go to?

 

Honey-

Seoul University

How about you

 

Beautiful-

Are you for real?

I go there to

How come I’ve never seen you

 

Honey-

I don’t know but

I’m not ready to meet you yet

 

Beautiful-

Why not?

 

Honey-

I don’t wanna mess anything up

But I’ll talk to you later

BYE

(Honey is offline)

 

Beautiful-

Well ok Bye

(Beautiful is offline)