we're normal i swear

Hoebi: rise and shine, my little chickadees

Kookie:  off

Hoebi: Jeon Jungkook! Where are your manners?! I am your HYUNG

Hoebi: ew, I sound like Jin

Kookie: sorry

Kookie: PLEASE off

Hoebi: what did I do to deserve this disrespect?

Kookie: how about texting us at the asscrack of dawn?

Hoebi: no, I still don't see the problem

Hoebi: as far as I'm concerned, baby Kookie didn't get enough nappy time and is just a tad bit grumpy wumpy

Kookie: well maybe I wouldn't so grumpy if you'd realize that not everyone is a morning person and wants to be woken up at 5 IN THE ING MORNING

Kookie: I don't even have class until later, so thank you so much for wasting my precious time that could be spent sleeping

Hoebi: oh please yoongi #2, all you need is a little bit of sunshine (aka me) to get your spirits up

Kookie: i'll take being a second yoongi a compliment 

Kookie:  and don't get me wrong, I usually admire you for your happy-go-luckiness, but seeing it in the morning makes me want to RKO you

Hoebi: you know what? Fine. Be a grumpy pants

Hoebi: I'll just wait for someone else to come in

Taetae: good morning, everyone!!

Hoebi: speak of an angel

Hoebi: morning, tae!

Hoebi: just a heads up, kook's feisty in the morning, so beware of the beast

Kookie: good morning,  Tae hyung! ^^

Taetae: i'm sorry kook, did I wake you up? i could always message hobi hyung privately so we don't bother you

Kookie: no, no it's okay, you could never bother me

Hoebi: oh, you whipped little

Kookie: in fact, I was just about to get up and grab some coffee. Would you like to join me?

Taetae: I'd love to!

Kookie: awesome. There's this cafe I know just outside the campus

Taetae: is it the one with the cute latte art?

Kookie: bingo

Taetae: ooh I've always wanted to try that place out

Kookie: you're going to love it, promise

Taetae: I'll hold you to your word then, Jeon

Kookie: I won't disappoint

Taetae: so, i'll see you soon?

Kookie: i can't wait :)

~ ~ ~

TAEKOOK FAN CLUB

president: pls tell me you guys saw that

secretary: you mean taekook planning their first date? yes, yes i did

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: they're just going for coffee

mr. vice: that's what i thought, but look at us now

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: touche  

treasurer: Not to get anyone's hopes up, but the kids are actually very cute together.

secretary: namjoon, my precious beanstalk, what did you see?

treasurer: I went to buy some coffee, and while I was waiting, I saw Taehyung and Jungkook sitting at a table by the window. 

mr. vice: were they making out?

secretary: jimin, wtf

president: lmao jungkook would never

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: baby, they're not us

 mr. vice: oops. sorry, you're right

treasurer: Wait, what?

secretary: don't mind them, Joonie. continue the story

treasurer: I mean, there's not really anything else to mention, other than how gone Jungkook looked when Taehyung was talking.

president: gone as in 'you're so ing boring. tell me when you're done talking' or 'you could be plotting how to murder your whole family, and i would still be happy to hear every single gory detail' ?

treasurer: i'm almost afraid to say the second one

mr. vice: awww that's so cute

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: did you hear what they were talking about?

treasurer: You, too, yoongi hyung?

 unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: what? since we're already in the club, we might as well go all out as taekook enthusiasts

president: ok jimin, you can give yoongi hyung his phone back 

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast:  you

mr. vice: you're supposed to be ing me :( 

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: i know babe. you know i'd never touch anyone else but you

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: besides, i don't want contract an std from that thing

president: you're such an

president: and fyi, i get tested every 3 months like the responsible adult that i am, so HA

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: (¬､¬)  

treasurer: Hey, when was the last time Jungkook let anyone touch him?

secretary: yesterday

treasurer: I meant willingly.

president: it's been like an eon 

mr. vice: the brat usually fights back if we ever try to hug him or some like that ƪ(u︿u)ʃ

treasurer: Really? Cause he just let Tae pinch his cheeks.

president: SHUT UP 

president: ANTHROPOPHOBIC JEON JUNGKOOK ACTUALLY LET SOMEONE TOUCH HIM?

treasurer: That's what I just said. 

treasurer: Wait. 

treasurer: Now, Kook is playing with Tae's cheeks. 

secretary: i can't take it anymore. i'm marching down to that cafe to spy on them

mr. vice: count me in

unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: looks like i'm going, too, then  

president: don't forget you're president!

treasurer: Isn't spying a little invasive?

mr. vice: Isn't that exactly what you've been doing for the past 10 minutes?

treasurer: touche

~ ~ ~

"Jungkook, you're so mean," Taehyung whines as he massages his now red cheeks.

Jungkook gasps, scandalized at what he just heard. 

"You started it!"

Started what, you may ask.

Well, the two were previously arguing about who's cuter. Call it a Jungkook thing, but he couldn't let Taehyung call him cute when he was obviously the cuter one.

("No, but your cheeks are the cutest thing I've ever seen!" 

To emphasize his point, Taehyung reaches over the table to pinch Jungkook's cheeks, which were currently filled with the muffin he was eating.

Jungkook didn't even fight to hide his reddening cheeks.

He wouldn't usually let anyone touch him, especially his precious face, but for some reason, he couldn't bring himself to tell Taehyung to let go. Truth is, he didn't want him to.

But, as whipped as he may be, Jungkook couldn't let Taehyung win. 

So what does he do?

He reaches over and grabs at Taehyung's cheeks, making sure to pinch them with a little more strength as revenge.

Taehyung immediately starts giggling and trying to wiggle out of his grip. 

"I'm sorry," he says in between laughs, "Pleas let me go, oh great one, cause it really ing hurts."

"Only if you admit that you're cuter than me."

There's a smug look on Jungkook's face, and it falters only momentarily when Taehyung shoots him a cheeky grin.

"Never.")

By the end of it, both men had red cheeks and were out of breath from laughing too much. 

When everything finally settled down enough for them to catch their breaths, Jungkook really took the time to stare at Taehyung's still red cheeks, and he started to feel a little guilty for pinching too hard, since his cheeks most likely weren't as red or as in pain as Taehyung's.

Once again, he leaned over the table to reach for Taehyung's face. The latter was a little wary of the action, searching his face for any more mischief that could lead to his cheeks getting pinched again, but all he found was furrowed brows and a bottom lip caught between a pair of bunny teeth.

Soon, Jungkook's hands were resting on Taehyung's,but he took his hands away, so that only his were on Taehyung's face. Then, very gently, he began to massage his cheeks.

"I'm sorry," he mumbled, his eyes never once leaving the abused cheeks.

Jungkook looked genuinely concerned and sorry about Taehyung's face, and there was no way Taehyung could ignore the stampede of elephants in his stomach

To reassure the cute bunny man that everything was okay, he placed one of his hands on top of Jungkook's and smiled at him.

Nothing else was said; the only things exchanged were gentle smiles and shy glances at each other.

~ ~ ~

"Jimin, move your big head. I can't see a thing."

"Maybe if Jin would move his wide-as-the-Pacific-Ocean shoulders, my 'big head' wouldn't be a problem."

"You're just salty that you're too short to see."

"That hurt me, too, you dirty baby wipe."

"Guys."

The four bickering men all whipped their heads to look up at Namjoon, who wasn't even trying to hide at this point.

"What?!"

Namjoon flinched, instantly regretting saying anything at all.

"You guys are drawing way too much attention. It's a miracle they haven't caught us yet."

"Says the one who isn't hiding," Hoseok shot back.

"Yeah, Namjoon, what the hell. Why are you just standing there?"

"Joonie, they're right. You should be down here with us. You'll blow our cover."

Jimin was off to the side, nodding while keeping his eyes on Jungkook and Taehyung.

The said man could only pray to the gods for more patience for these four idiots.

All of a sudden, Jin was squealing, and Hoseok had to cover his mouth to keep their hiding spot from being discovered by the two inside.

"What? What happened?" Jimin asks.

 "Look at how soft they are!" Jin very aggressively whisper-shouts. "Are you seeing it?!"

"Seeing wha--?" 

Before Jimin could pop his head up to see, he was elbowed in the stomach.

"Hoseok hyung, I'm this close to killing you."

"I told you to move your head, but you didn't, so it's your fault."

"My fault? Why don't you look at Jin hyung. He's taking up all the space."

"Excuse you?"

And they're fighting again.

~ ~ ~

"I don't think they know that we know they're there."

Jungkook, who is leisurely sipping on his latte, hums and continues to watch as Hoseok gets karate chopped in the neck by Jin.

"Who's that one?" Taehyung asks, pointing to the only one standing with the pinkish orangish hair.

"That's Namjoon hyung."

Taehyungs nods, taking a sip of his own drink.

"Poor hyung."

Later, when the five hyungs are getting scolded by the cafe owner for causing too much of a ruckus, the two youngest slip away, all the while giggling like children at their hyungs' misfortune.