The Naughty Adventures of Low Self-confidence Boy and Alien Girl

Description

Taemin: Alien Girl

Minho: Low Self-confidence Boy

Jonghyun: Therapist of Minho/ stripper

Key: Brother of Taemin/ hooker

Onew: Muscley personal trainer / husband of Jonghyun

Plot: Minho is a lonely loser with no friends and no life. Jonghyun is Minho's therapist, hired to make him feel better. But, coincidentally, the place where he got his degree was a stripping college. So, you can only imagine what goes on during their sessions. Onew is the muscley personal trainer of the story. Though, he only trains himself. Onew is married to Jonghyun and they have a poodle named Evil Ugly Stupid Poopikinz. Minho came up with the name; he used to call himself that until he moved on to calling himself Not as Evil Ugly Stupid Poopikinz. So, as you can see, Jonghyun's sessions have been paying off. One day, a pink rainbow spaceship filled with unicorns came out of the sky and crashed on top of Minho's toe...

Foreword

This is my very first fanfiction story about Asians! I will keep typing for you if you like it aaaaaand if you don't like it...please try not to hurt my self-confidence too much! I wouldn't want to end up like Minho! ; D

Please enjoy and be my friend...

Sorry about my sense of humor. Thanks byyeeee. : D

Oh, and by the way, my story may seem REALLY WEIRD at first but just stick with it and TRUST ME, it'll get better!

 

Credit:

To my co-author who helped me write portions of the story.

Jeniscool100- YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAMAMAMAZING, GIRL!!!!!!!

Check out her fics at:

http://www.asianfanfics.com/profile/view_author_stories/11235

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KZTftw
#1
P-PEANUT?! - Runs and hides -
CHEESECAKETATTOO #2
i'm just as pleasantly confused as i had hoped!... possibly even more so... i can't help but hear the d;pkkl... cat typing!! again... i can't help but hear the 'deep in the night' to the tune of the one and only gunther... no no kiss on lips!
CHEESECAKETATTOO #3
i'm still waiting!! hahaha
KZTftw
#4
Ooo :O New reader here > < I hope theres a sequel :D This story's awesome. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
CHEESECAKETATTOO #5
my day has been made... no no... my week!! hmmm, perhaps it's even in the top 5 super rad things that happened in the month of february!! i patiently await a night of sore ab muscles (ab muscles? that implies i have those) from laughing so hard and something close to a brain freeze from trying to understand what's going on!! your story is like a beautiful concoction of everything in the top shelf of my dresser, 3 avocados, a pink bow, and 14 oreo cream centers!! it leaves me wanting... needing more! mainlining a fanfic is probably a problem...



aka... i'm excited!!!<3
patchiee #6
OH!!!!!!!
IMISSTHISSSS!!!!!!!! Aaahhhh!! XD i'm so gladdddd u decided to make it live ;~; please do :( lol
CHEESECAKETATTOO #7
oh good god!!! you haven't updated in forever, but i subbed with the wishful hope that this story will someday live again!!! i just read all 9 chapters out loud to anyone that would listen... including my friend, her mom, her dog, and possibly her 2 brothers! it made me laugh so hard that peeing on my friend's love seat was a serious concern!! i pressed the random story button and was graced with this nugget of super awesomeness! the coffee ordering scene was the best... no i might be lying, i think the revised song lyrics were better... i don't know... i don't know anything anymore after reading this... & i like that feeling!!!<3
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#8
Whoaaaa The Land Of Sweeeeeeeeeeeetnessssssssss its my bedroom hehe lol jk jk
pinknabi
#9
Everything here makes kpop sense ! Lol this has got to be the best crackfic yet !! ^^