How to Capture Hearts

Project Yolo

NamuLuv91: Hyung 

NamuLuv91: Hyungggggg

GyuGyu89: go away

NamuLuv91: hyunggggggggggg

NamuLuv91: hyung, you know I won't stop

GyuGyu89: I'll turn off my phone

NamuLuv91: Hyung don't make me go into your room

NamuLuv91: Hyunggg

GyuGyu89: What. 

NamuLuv91: I think I'm Irish 

Yeol4ever: What, Hyung you're Irish?

MyungLe:  Hyung i didn't know you're Irish, you don't really look like it...

GyuGyu89: don't be stupid, Woohyun's not Irish

NamuLuv91: but Hyung! I think I am cause Irish you are mine!

GyuGyu89:.....

Yeol4ever:.......

MyungLe:.......

*Yeol4ever and MyungLe has logged off

GyuGyu89: you're dumb

GyuGyu89: that's probably the worst pick up line ever

NamuLuv91: Hyung 

GyuGyu89: no I'm not sorry 

NamuLuv91: No Hyung I think a apocalypse is starting!

GyuGyu89: don't be stupid 

NamuLuv91: Really! Because I can just eat you up.

GyuGyu89: Well you must be a vampire too because you sure are at this

NamuLuv91: You just might be right

GyuGyu89: wow I need to mark this down in history, you're admiring it!

NamuLuv91: I mean Gyu I think I am a vampire because you look delicious!

*GyuGyu89 has logged off

DinoDo: Woohyun-ah, why is Sunggyu acting like he'll be living in his room forever?

NamuLuv91: I have no idea but Dongwoo?

DinoDo: what

NamuLuv91: Are You the paper to my pen? Because I think we'll be writing history!!!<3 

DinoDo: But I'm human, I don't get this....

JongieYo:  Ya Namu don't corrupt the Dino!

NamuLuv91: YAH DONT YA ME!

*JongieYo and DinoDo has logged off

HobabyBabe: Woohyun why is everyone in Sunggyu's room?

NamuLuv91: Hey Hoya

HoBabyBabes: what

NamuLuv91: If you and I were a ship, we'd be Pie(3.14) because we'd go on forever

HoBabyBabes: huh...no wonder

HoBabyBabes: Hey Woohyun?

NamuLuv91: what

HoBabyBabes: If you're King Charles of France, I'd be your Joan of Arc....oh wait nevermind, you let me burn at stake, yeah ok bye 

*NamuLuv91 Has logged off

HoBabyBabes: Ya! You guys can come out, it's safe here

HoBabyBabes: You Guys?

GyuGyu89: Hoya.

GyuGyu89: Thanks a lot

GyuGyu89: he's in my room -_-

*Chatroom has been disabled 

Xxxx

Hi hi!:) 

So honestly, I love hearing terrible pick up lines and jokes cause seriously, they're so terrible that you have to love them!!:)

Lol this one was 100% me so yeah you can blame me for this ridiculousness ;) 

-Natsumi 

 

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strawberryhyun_
#1
Chapter 4: This is beautiful!! Gosh you just publish this separately as a drabble or oneshot you Tree Sap!! This fic should be read by lots and lots of people ,okayyy??? But really, I had tears in my eyes while reading this even though you've already shared your interpretation of the song (countless of times, no?) to me. XD Way to go, Tree Sap ❤
strawberryhyun_
#2
Chapter 3: This is funny! Haha i love it. Update soon, Emilee ;))
mimijjong #3
Chapter 3: You said it's nameless.i thought ok i'm going to guess who is it..then i read the 1st line,i was like this is totally namu style.. :D..n i was right..this is funny..the whole conversation, it's really good..i will be waiting for your next update..; )