What better way to start a storyventure than with a birthday wish? Not a drabble this time, but more of a poem (that doesn't have rhymes because who needs those ;P)

I hope you have an enjoyable day, Xan!

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Happy Birthday, dear Xan

the croissant of our lives

so crispy and crunchy

yet so warm and soft inside.

You like hammers and big snakes

and that’s okay because

[insert pic of Dae during YW&F promotions]

at some point we all do.

You seem to like butts as well

and there is no shame in that

as butts are love

butts are life.

 

But have you looked at Daehyun’s thighs?

(Of course you have, he’s your bias…)

Such thick and strong goodies,

carrying him through all the dance moves

that of course no one does better than Moon Jongup

but Daehyun is still okay

- where was I going with this?

His thick and strong thighs

like the voluptuous ham

of a pig you’d like to eat.

Just like you would give just as much money

to taste that big meat.

Don’t let yourself be too distracted

by what dangles in between.

Though it is understandable

to shift your focus to that

but thighs can bring a woman almost as much joy.

So for your birthday I do not wish you

cakes and pie,

but Daehyun’s thighs,

the croissants of your life,

so crispy and crunchy

yet so warm and soft inside,

for you to touch and worship

and today for you only.

 

Xan, Happy Birthdae!