5/3 (or in other words everyone is a little out of their minds)

[Private chat between WinkKing and EMPEROR HWANG]

WinkKing [3.14 AM]

You owe me an answer

WinkKing [3.14 AM]

Answer me

EMPEROR HWANG [3.14 AM]

Jihoon

EMPEROR HWANG [3.14 AM]

Its 3 in the morning and don’t you have test tomorrow??? lyke at 8???

WinkKing [3.15 AM]

I will not back down until I receive an answer

WinkKing [3.15 AM]

Whos ur crush

EMPEROR HWANG [3.15 AM]

Honestly speaking, I owe woojin that not you

WinkKing [3.15 AM]

We both in the same team now spill it

WinkKing [3.15 AM]

Hurry up grandpa I aint got all day

EMPEROR HWANG [3.15 AM]

This is the fiftieth time within the 48 hours range

EMPEROR HWANG [3.15 AM]

stop spamming I need sleep

EMPEROR HWANG [3.15 AM]

!!!

EMPEROR HWANG [3.15 AM]

besides, its just a game

WinkKing [3.15 AM]

I will continue my duty to remind u until u have an answer

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

what if I tell u that i do have an answer

WinkKing [3.17 AM]

….

WinkKing [3.17 AM]

wjat

WinkKing [3.17 AM]

yo you do?

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

yep

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

and im still ur hyung

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

give me some respect

WinkKing [3.17 AM]

wait gonna make a group chat

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

why?

EMPEROR HWANG [3.17 AM]

I thought I only need to tell u.

WinkKing [3.18 AM]

the rest deserved the truth (and quality content gossips)

EMPEROR HWANG [3.18 AM]

cant we do this tomorrow . the kids are probably asleep by now

WinkKing [3.18 AM]

justice cannot wait

[WinkKing created a group chat with EMPEROR HWANG, baebaebae jinYOUNG, Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)), Daniel, you da man, ONG-ONG, girls love the fangs, SON OF MUSIC, onibugi/agumon, Minki_GAGA, LAI GUAMLIN (THE M IN MY NAME IS INTENDED), sunnyhoe, fairyhwi, im tired of taking care of you guys, RONRON, LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT]

WinkKing [3.22 AM]

IFNALLY MINHYUN HYUNG HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

WinkKing [3.22 AM]

TELL EM HYUNG

EMPEROR HWANG [3.23 AM]

uhm hi??

EMPEROR HWANG [3.23 AM]

I just wanna stop by and say

EMPEROR HWANG [3.23 AM]

good luck on ur finals! gbu and dont freak out in the middle of the test

EMPEROR HWANG [3.23 AM]

if you dont know a question, always go for d

ONG-ONG [3.23 AM]

that does sound wrong but okay

ONG-ONG [3.23 AM]

I’d also go for the D

ONG-ONG [3.23 AM]

;)))))))

WinkKing [3.23 AM]

stop ing ualizing everything

Daniel, you da man [3.24 AM]

for the maknae line please do not read

Daniel, you da man [3.24 AM]

that includes u jihoon

EMPEROR HWANG [3.24 AM]

except if you’re doing essays, then nothing can help you unless you get answers from jonghyun out of nowhere

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [3.24 AM]

… thank you… I guess

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [3.24 AM]

considering ur doin this at an ungodly hour

im tired of taking care of you guys [3.25 AM]

easy for u to say u don’t need to study any s

ONG-ONG [3.25 AM]

LANGUAGE?? JISUNG HYUNG??? SEONHO IS HERE?! WE HAVE KIDS IN THE CHAT??!

im tired of taking care of you guys [3.25 AM]

sorry

EMPEROR HWANG [3.25 AM]

still wondering y u guys are yet asleep yet but I shld be used to it by now

EMPEROR HWANG [3.25 AM]

signing out, goodnight

Minki_GAGA [3.25 AM]

well its goodmorning now,

ONG-ONG [3.25 AM]

LANGUAGEEEEE???!!!

sunnyhoe [3.25 AM]

im not kid?!! come on hyung

sunnyhoe [3.25 AM]

WE STILL HAVE DAEHWI AND GUANLIN???

Daniel, you da man [3.26 AM]

ur still our tiny little baby

[EMPEROR HWANG left the group chat]

Minki_GAGA [3.26 AM]

great he just spent the past few minutes typing USELESS NONSENSE to ruin my beauty sleep and now poof, he disappeared.

my hero

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [3.26 AM]

fairyhwi [3.29 AM]

ONG-ONG [3.29 AM]

jihoon keeps on spamming my phone and told me minhyun has something important to say so I woke up pretty much feeling excited but nothins new so I just feel empty inside and I cant go back to sleep :(((((

Daniel, you da man [3.29 AM]

mood :(((((

ONG-ONG [3.30 AM]

niel ur the only one who responds me

Daniel, you da man [3.30 AM]

ONG-ONG [3.30 AM]

u da real man

Daniel, you da man [3.30 AM]

anything for u

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [3.30 AM]

stop being gay its too early :)

girls love the fangs [3.30 AM]

let it go, sungwoon hyung

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [3.30 AM]

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[EMPEROR HWANG creates a group chat with WinkKing, baebaebae jinYOUNG, Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)), Daniel, you da man, ONG-ONG, girls love the fangs, SON OF MUSIC, onibugi/agumon, Minki_GAGA, LAI GUAMLIN (THE M IN MY NAME IS INTENDED), sunnyhoe, fairyhwi, im tired of taking care of you guys, RONRON]

EMPEROR HWANG [4.02 AM]

im only here bcoz jihoon keeps on spamming and I really need some sleep

EMPEROR HWANG [4.02 AM]

so here goes nothing

EMPEROR HWANG [4.02 AM]

I, hwang minhyun, have a tinee tiny bit, microscopic size of a crush on someone.

EMPEROR HWANG [4.02 AM]

there i said it

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.04 AM]

wow

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.04 AM]

wow mom

fairyhwi [4.04 AM]

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [4.04 AM]

^ !!!!

Daniel, you da man [4.04 AM]

thats actually surprising

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.05 AM]

ikr and now im freaking out like in FREAKING OUT IM FREAKING OUT HLEP ME ASKDUFHALUGRARAGADF

girls love the fangs [4.05 AM]

I screamed too loud and now my roommate is kicking me out :(

girls love the fangs [4.05 AM]

is that wat u wer gonna say just now ? lik in the grou p jihoon made?

EMPEROR HWANG [4.05 AM]

yes

EMPEROR HWANG [4.05 AM]

y arent any of u asleep yet?!

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.05 AM]

its actually called pulling allnighters, smartass

sunnyhoe [4.05 AM]

:((

sunnyhoe [4.05 AM]

do we know this guy??? can I ever win ur affection over him??? :((((

Minki_GAGA [4.05 AM]

I was going to curse again but somehow im intrigued

Minki_GAGA [4.05 AM]

continue

son of music [4.05 AM]

as surprising as it is, I am more curious to who the person is

son of music [4.05 AM]

like, its not everyday u get hwang minhyun falling in love

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

not in love

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

just slightly crushing

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

nothing big

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

and I can move on whnever I want

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

I just need to know how

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

and pliz go to sleep

EMPEROR HWANG [4.06 AM]

FINALLSSS???!!!

WinkKing [4.06 AM]

sleep is for the weak

ONG-ONG [4.06 AM]

I think u r missing someone @EMPEROR HWANG

ONG-ONG [4.06 AM]

im still tryn to do headcount but id unno whos not in the group

EMPEROR HWANG [4.07 AM]

I did it for a reason

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [4.07 AM]

u forgot dongho hyung

EMPEROR HWANG [4.07 AM]

thats exactly my reason

son of music [4.07 AM]

?????????

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.07 AM]

?????????

WinkKing [4.10 AM]

OH MY GOSH THE REALIZATION JUST HIT ME FULL BLOWN

girls love the fangs [4.10 AM]

LIKE A FREAKING TRUCK

sunnyhoe [4.10 AM]

……………………………………………………………………………………

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [4.10 AM]

my gosh

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.10 AM]

I SUDDENLY LAUGHED??? LIKE I KNOW ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT I STILL DID??

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.10 AM]

does that mean I got a new dad now??

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [4.10 AM]

does that make jinyoung my new brother?

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.11 AM]

does that make me Hana’s step rbtoher?? adkjetuydnkpasdkflwmecv

fairyhwi [4.11 AM]

I almost invited him to the group bless my quick wits

EMPEROR HWANG [4.11 AM]

so I expect everyone to pretend nothing happened

EMPEROR HWANG [4.11 AM]

u guys are actually takin this quite well

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.11 AM]

HOW IN THE WORLD

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.11 AM]

DO YOU EXPECT ME

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.11 AM]

TO PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED??

sunnyhoe [4.11 AM]

*us

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.12 AM]

TWO OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.12 AM]

HAS FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER/???? :-O

EMPEROR HWANG [4.12 AM]

you got it all wrong

EMPEROR HWANG [4.12 AM]

its only on me

EMPEROR HWANG [4.12 AM]

just you know,

EMPEROR HWANG [4.13 AM]

my crush is only there cause I have spent too much time on that

ONG-ONG [4.13 AM]

LANGUAGE??!

Daniel, you da man [4.13 AM]

I kno we have kids in the chat but can you not cut minhyun mid sentence? its getting annoying

lai guamlin (the m in my name is intended) [4.13 AM]

standing ovation for daniel hyung

ONG-ONG [4.15 AM]

son of music [4.15 AM]

spent too much time? do you perhaps harbor feelings for me too? I have been with you for quite some time fyi

EMPEROR HWANG [4.15 AM]

u disgust me

son of music [4.15 AM]

:( im very lovable thank u very much

EMPEROR HWANG [4.15 AM]

says the person who got kicked by a baby

son of music [4.15 AM]

HEYY

EMPEROR HWANG [4.15 AM]

anyway im only doing this for the dare

EMPEROR HWANG [4.15 AM]

and I hope u guys wont do anything stupid until I get over this stupid crush

EMPEROR HWANG [4.16 AM]

while im at it, does anyone know how to get rid of this useless unnecessary obsession? im tired of feeling this way

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.16 AM]

you cant just do that hyung :OOO

EMPEROR HWANG [4.16 AM]

y not?

Minki_GAGA [4.16 AM]

bcoz this is the first time u actually feel something

Minki_GAGA [4.16 AM]

since forever

Minki_GAGA [4.16 AM]

before any of u s start singing, im gonna ban any frozen songs being sung here

Minki_GAGA [4.16 AM]

or ill personally choke u and stab u w/ my eyeliner and nobody will miss u

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.17 AM]

actually scary so okay

onibugi/agumon [4.17 AM]

I thought u liked me? :(

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[Private Chat between EMPEROR HWANG and onibugi/agumon ]

EMPEROR HWANG [4.17 AM]

r u bein serious now?

onibugi/agumon [4.17 AM]

about wat?

EMPEROR HWANG [4.17 AM]

me liking u

onibugi/agumon [4.18 AM]

well im flattered that u used to like me

EMPEROR HWANG [4.18 AM]

did dongho told u

onibugi/agumon [4.18 AM]

hes loyal only to u bro

onibugi/agumon [4.18 AM]

I cant even get him to spill any answers during the test

onibugi/agumon [4.18 AM]

y would he tell me that

EMPEROR HWANG [4.18 AM]

how did u know?

onibugi/agumon [4.18 AM]

minki knows someone and someone knows another someone who knows the cleaning lady who eavesdrop u and dongho :)

EMPEROR HWANG [4.19 AM]

fine

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[Group chat between EMPEROR HWANG and WinkKing, baebaebae jinYOUNG, Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)), Daniel, you da man, ONG-ONG, girls love the fangs, SON OF MUSIC, onibugi/agumon, Minki_GAGA, LAI GUAMLIN (THE M IN MY NAME IS INTENDED), sunnyhoe, fairyhwi, im tired of taking care of you guys, RONRON]

EMPEROR HWANG [4.20 AM]

first, that time I was stupid

EMPEROR HWANG [4.20 AM]

second, I might mistook ur kindness for those feelings

EMPEROR HWANG [4.20 AM]

wait, maybe I mistook the feelings and direct it to u when actually dongho was the one who deserved it

onibugi/agumon [4.20 AM]

:((((((((((((

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.20 AM]

OH MY GOSH TWO REVELATION(s) IN ONE DAY

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.20 AM]

I KEnNot!!!!!

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.20 AM]

I can hear sungwoon hyung screaming from across the building

fairyhwi [4.21 AM]

does this mean

fairyhwi [4.21 AM]

minhyun hyung has a thing for people he’s close with?

fairyhwi [4.21 AM]

no hard feelings, just, maybe u grew feelings bcoz of familiarity?

EMPEROR HWANG [4.21 AM]

yeah I was thinkin the same dmn thing

EMPEROR HWANG [4.21 AM]

bless u

girls love the fangs [4.21 AM]

well based on my research

girls love the fangs [4.21 AM]

there r 5 types of crushes but I think minhyun hyung suffers from 4 of them. one is crushes on strangers so it doesn’t count

im tired of taking care of you guys [4.22 AM]

woojin as much as I want ur back on the bed and go to sleep im curious so wat r the other 4

girls love the fangs [4.22 AM]

crushes cause of familiarity since they spent so much time w/ eah other, crushes based on personality, crushes of forbidden love as in best friends(?) coz minhyun hyung has been denying a lot and not wanting to go further, and last is ‘too good to be true’ crushes as in dongho hyung treating him like a prince, sometimes.

EMPEROR HWANG [4.22 AM]

can u guys just go to sleep

EMPEROR HWANG [4.22 AM]

its nothin big so forget it

sunnyhoe [4.22 AM]

NOTHING BIG????!!!!

sunnyhoe [4.22 AM]

R U KIDDING ME??!!!

fairyhwi [4.22 AM]

this is liek the only topic of discussion that matters this year

baebaebae jinYOUNG [4.23 AM]

I can still hear sungwoon hyung screaming from here

Cloudy with a chance of balls ;)) [4.23 AM]

I KANT HELP IT THIS STILL SHOCKS ME AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH

EMPEROR HWANG [4.23 AM]

u knoe what,

EMPEROR HWANG [4.23 AM]

im gonna ask help from someone else

[Private Chat between EMPEROR HWANG and LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT]

EMPEROR HWANG [4.25 AM]

dongho

EMPEROR HWANG [4.25 AM]

r u still awake

LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT [4.25 AM]

well now I am

LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT [4.25 AM]

I was so close to sleeping SO CLOSE

EMPEROR HWANG [4.25 AM]

u didnt sleep?

LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT [4.25 AM]

as if I could finish the chapters in one night

LOVE OF MY LIFE >> YOGHURT [4.25 AM]

well I did, technically, but the remaining effects of red bulls are just terrifying