Let’s play a game. Let’s sweet talk, play fight, and talk 24/7. Let’s tell each other good morning and goodnight every day and let’s take walks together and give each other nicknames. And hang out with each other’s friends and go on dates and talk on the phone all night long. And hold each other. Let’s kiss and hug.

And whoever falls in love first, loses.

Or, a very cliche trope with a Twist so huge you’d bawl your eyes out. (Okay, I might be exaggerating, but it is not your average "pretend to be boyfriends and fall in love" story.)