SPECIAL CHAPTER: Funny simulator

Battle Royale: Me, it's me!

This is NOT a regular update, and the real update will be here pretty soon thanks to the nice comments I'm getting

So yeah many of you may know that the death order (and some of the killers too) were decided by a random hunger games simulator, but I also told TofuTurtleHime that I made a funny one just for the lols too, and they asked me to post it, so here it is

I pretty much forgot to screencap the line-up tho I'm sorry

A-tom, Sungwoo and Samuel

Taehyun, Hyungseob, Moonbok, Jihoon, HOEseung and Donghyun!

Back then I didn't know some of them that well yet and I'm laughing so hard at my old nicknames lol but these are Baejin, Jungjung and of course Jisung

Kenta, DAMMIT NAMHYUNG, alpaca and Sewoon!

ing Dongho is last I'm dying I forgot about all of this!

What the actual satan's sidekick and baby daehwi???

well you can pretty much see who it all is except Justin but I'll leave it to you to find out lmao

oh my god Guanlin why don't you ing stop already!! Poor Woodam

Since I love Han Minho so much I just had to include him lol bye

This simulator is already so messed up omg two babies died

you go and slay this too, Sungwoon

Donghan god dammit

Gasps loudly this is so sad

Seongri you are supposed to be a nice and cool dude!

Seo Sunghyuk I would not do that if I were you

Lee Insoo I do not like you anymore

I can't stop awing over Daehwi's face save me

Out of all the people, Hyunmin freaking injures himself

Damn Jinyoung you're going to get all the hate

Yes thorns you prick him real hard

ANGEL LEADER MY

I'm glad someone is taking care of baby Taemin

I guess a new ship is born? And also, Ong, I would do that too if I were you

Minho you are a failure

Two of the most underrated boys chilling together I approve

Hell yeah Sungwoon you slay! Wait since when is Donghan injured?

Aww look at jinyoung and haknyeon

wait I just realised the hotshot boys are doing the exact same thing what is this I'm freaking out

JUSTIN WHY smh Gwanghyun always gets killed by Yuehua kids

Would it be a troll fan or a real fan I wonder

CHOI MINKI ARE YOU INSANE?? DON'T DO SUCH THINGS TO LITTLE DONGHYUN D:

HAKNYEON IS A SNEK CONFIRMED

meanwhile Sewoon is just chilling

Hell yeah Sungwoon you slay boiii

Uhm Minho you are already dead... I SWEAR TO GOD STOP HURTING MY LITTLE BABY

DAEHWI?? Bad boy! Bad boy!! Behave right now!

glad some people are at least calm

DAEHWI I SWEAR TO GOD

uhm excuse me ya dirty hoe

Taehyun be asking for screentime

NOOOO NOT DONGSU

My biases are flocking together I hope nothing happens to them

First his camp gets raided and now his supplies gets destroyed? Poor Woojin is having a hard time...

HELL YEAH SUNGWOON YOU- oh nevermind

ANGEL LEADER MY PT.2

I swear they are bullying poor lil woojin come here to mama I'll protect ya

HELL YEAH SUNGWOON YOU SLAYY

Gunhee I do NOT trust you now get out of my top 11

Why did Haknyeon run away from Sewoon

Brand new music is like half bullied and half bullies

Bye Daniel

Once again Donghyun is the first BNM trainee that has to go D: btw that's totally the way Jisung would die

I hope those flowers are for me

OH HELL YEAH SUNGWOON- TAEHYUN WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!

ghost stories for the win! I wonder what kind of story jungjung would tell with his weird korean

Toppklass spotted

Finally someone who's taking care of one of my children

JBJ is broken y'all

no worries Jinwoo now I do know you

ehehe bye angel leader my I'm certainly not glad you died e u e

THIS STILL SURPRISED ME WHAT THE ACTUAL A-TOM!!!

this sounds a lot like the real gunhee

It's about time Daehwi

oh wow I actually forgot Jungjung and Donghan were still alive and kicking

Snek Haknyeon found a new potential victim

BNM reunion! I somehow don't trust this because youngmin is a bully

Oh jungjung and donghan together again! HELL YES SUNGWOON YOU SLAY THAT GHOST STORY

I expected Jinwoo to be a killer... But Sunghyuk? That little fluffy baby? wow...

GOD DAMMIT A-TOM!!! Oh wait isn't there like a picture of fetus Jihoon using a slingshot? lmao

Such a move, Gunhee, you're taller and stronger than both of those poor kids. SUNGWOON YOU SLAY THOUGH

well there goes the snek

I actually imagined him shooting himself but that's almost impossible even for Seob

Sungwoon you slay those nightmares

Guanlin took revenge for the other kids

yess taehyun you go get dem supplies

Yesss Sungwoon you slay! And there goes one of the most cruel killers, bye A-tom I won't miss ya

That might be useful

the hoe is on a roll omg

SUNGWOON FREAKING KILLED TAEHYUN OMG IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND

I wanted to say good job Ong but then I realised what Sunghyuk did

Jinwoo and Jihoon be going on a camping trip in the arena

YEAH SUNGWOON YOU SLAY I mean he didn't get killed or kill I think?

Ong Seongwoo you

no not the wolf mutts

If I was a wolf mutt I would go for Sunghyuk too because he looks soft lmao

pfffft bye Ong! The Yuehua betrayal is strong though!

Well that ended quickly

The funny thing about this is that at the time i made this, Jihoon was still the great, great wall of Korea and I was like 'he's even #01 in a random simulator' but he actually dropped after this

 

Well I hope my update will be finished soon and I hope you enjoyed this too!

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deathbyanime #1
Chapter 2: Poor Eunki TT-TT
panwink #2
may or may not have stalked u
may or may not have accidentally found this
may or may not have been shooked

(( wiNk wiNk it's all mayyyyy ))
Jessstylie #3
Chapter 4: Maybe you should go with Level A teaming up with each other secretly, then convincing other Trainees to team up with them while still killing off others who are trying to kill the Allies(Level A trainees and others). After having much more people teaming up with them, they should attack the PD and his pack. And then, the other Trainers will come to their rescue, and happily ever after.
Angel-princess #4
Chapter 4: The names of the trainees in this...and with those pictures...I'm dying...send help...*dies from laughter*❤️
hopelesswriter #5
Chapter 4: Real funny stuffs...xD
the names are enough to make me lmao...still dunno his name, what's his name again, cringe kid, pls calm urself, oh right ur japanese, powerrrrrr, that dude, a ghost, guitar dude and guitar dude pt2...lmao....etc.etc.etc....so random to see minho...hahahah...too bad he still didn't last long enough...:( and most underrated visual...<3...not sure if it's 'most'...but rather an apt name nevertheless...
and whoa...the lil kid committing suicide early on...that escalated fast...
and acrobatic guy injured himself...lol...might want to be careful with the moves n stunts...
'angel' leader and all the merciless repeat killings...and then just randomly dies from thirst haha...
ong questions his sanity and the picture=perfect match lmao...
and 'the king' have to take turn to sleep n goes hunt too...like peasants...xD
and i can't imagine seonghyuk aka fluff crybaby chases ppl around n kills...of all kids...not dude...this would fit for a scary movie...><...the unlikely murderer...
lol at a muffin fighting over raw meat...lol. accept yourself, a muffin.
and abs ballerino dude still going to pick flowers after all the killing n hunting hoopla n running away...lol
and jinwoo crushed by wolf mutts, seonghyuk eaten by wolf mutts...poor things...sounds like scary death to me....T^T...although all deaths are scary....
the winner is...a muffin...lol...but really...even in this universe...he still wins...sigh...oh well...
so many more funny parts...
Thanks for sharing these funny stuffs...i laughed a lot.
TofuTurtleHime2468 #6
Chapter 4: These nicknames that you gave them though like (listing fave nicknames here:) abs ballerino dude, Legendary crossdresser, Guitar dude and Baby chick (I love the fact that there are parts), Fluffy crybaby, Cringe kid (stick to being cute kid :P), Ong... not the name the pic that you chose, that one guy from NU'EST (cuz when I was learning NU'EST members last year I could never recognize him or mix him with a black, short-haired Ren/Minki (funny that he's my bias-wrecker now)), cutest rapper ever, Ong's man, like they're all hilarious but sums them up perfectly XD
... Except Taedong's and Insoo's nicknames suit them perfectly (btw did you see the eliminations round where they made their entrances and see Taedong do the Boys24 Rising Stars final move? Cuz I gasped so loud at first watch when he did that and I had to keep repeating it before stopping when I was about to cry TT~TT)
hopelesswriter #7
Chapter 3: I seriously AM LOVING this fic!!! (and i feel evil saying that.../gulp/...considering the nature n events of this fic...)
The first chap with Mnet PD and the change of plan and trainers reactions...it probably isn't supposed to be comedic but i couldn't help laughing at the whole thing, even at Cheetah's fierce love for the boys...the situation was so ridiculous it turned out funny(i don't mean ridiculous in bad way though...i actually like zany stuffs) but then again, a lot of things on the actual show was ridiculous too n this definitely is a fun twist(how could i associate murders with fun.../facepalm/)...and Eunki...poor thing...he probably thought the PD wouldn't be crazy enough to actually involve actual murder, i'm so surprised by his boldness, such a shame it(or rather, he) was shortlived ...i'm really loving Namhyung though!! He sounds so heroic with his saviour instinct n his protective nature even if he doesn't always act on it n he had his moment of weakness n dark thoughts too...that he managed to take control of so far, but i feel bad for him when the kids showed much fear towards him. I'm surprised at Seongri's kindness...i guess he just gives me a little...cunning/dangerous vibe(just wild imagination) even though i actually really like him too, a very underrated main vocalist. wonder how Hyungseob actually manage to kill two kids...whoa...that skill...that is...if it really was just him behind the two victims' murder. aww, but Namhyung is such a softie despite his heroic and strong appearance in the fic, i love how he just becomes a child around Dongsu n depended on his hyung, and their heartbleeding brotherhood...aaahhh...don't tell me Dongsu is going to die next. T^T...but...i don't want Namhyung to die too...aaahh...but i can feel one of them would die soon...i'm not ready for this...i just hope that at least one would survive longer though it'd still break my heart. Thank you so much for the fic n updates. oh...i'd love to see the PD involved/dragged into the battle too at some point maybe...it'd be fun seeing him running around too...hunting n be hunted too...

ps: as for the final...i wasn't planning to bother keeping up with the result since none of my kids made past top20 anyway...barely few in top35, mostly already eliminated in 1st n 2nd eliminations...but i did anyway just for the sake of it, and pleasantly surprised n happy to see Jisung n Sungwoon made it in. the coincidence of Jihoon n Sungwoon numbers are indeed amusing...i'm anticipating to see if this fated coincidence would somehow affect their fates in the fic or not by any chance...
TofuTurtleHime2468 #8
Chapter 3: Welp deaths are happening quicker here than in the Boys24 version (to which I don't blame you considering that there's 60 boys instead of 28 this time) but can I just talk about the fact that he basically died in the fic as quick as he got eliminated from Boys24? (like quite literally I kinda face-palmed at the realization of his fanfic-appearance-time is equivalent to his screen time in Boys24)
And yet again with your note at the end I am also yet again glad that they're not in two Battle Royales ovo"
I am also glad that Sungwoon made it into the final line-up (soft-spot for HotShot cuz I use to watch a lot of their variety show stuff and I know that they're just a bunch of lovable dorks). I am also extremely sad about what happened to Minhyun like my poor bias-wrecker is crying in the corner by himself and I'm conflicted about the final lineup because as much as I'd like to have another NU'EST member as a Wanna-One member to keep him company I like everyone who made it into the final lineup so I'm just kinda like "poor Minhyunie QwQ"
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