Kyungsoo stares at the man before him, wondering if he's finally lost his mind.

"So let me get this straight. You don't want to go out, get a hobby, and mingle like a normal person. No, you would rather put your name out on Craigslist and have them fill out applications to be your boyfriend or girlfriend?"

Baekhyun wiggles in his chair, the excitement of the unknown making him giddy at all the possible applicants coming his way.

"Yup!"

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Byun Baekhyun

Age: 24

Occupation: Toy Design

Need: Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Qalifications/Requirements: 

- Educational backgroud of BA or higher

- Must be years old

- 2 year ual experience

- 1+ year(s) of relationship experience

- Physically able to lift 1 lbs.

- Avaliable on-call

Responsibilities Include:

1. Offer a personality that meets the emotional, physical, intellectual, and social needs of participating individuals.
2. Greet each other in a warm and friendly manner.
3. Interact with nieces and nephews and encourage their involvement in activities.
4. Be a positive role model to children.
5. Maintain a clean, safe, caring, and healthy environment.
6. Plan and submit weekly thoughts and ideas for meal planning.
7. Prepare and develop daily indoor and outdoor activities.
8. To establish and maintain good communication with parents on a monthly informal basis.
9. To be responisble for the health, welfare, and safety of partner.
10. To observe, evaluate, and report significant individual behavior.
11. To use appropriate and positive discipline techniques. 
12. Participate in all extra-curricular activiies, meetings, and programs.

Please send application to [email protected]

Application deadline: May 6, 2017

Title: The Application Process

Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun (other members will be mentioned)

Rating: Undecided

Genre: Comedy, Romance, Crack, AU

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I do not own EXO, these pictures, or any referenced information. Credits will be applied as needed. I only own this fic and idea. (If you notice something that needs to be credited, please PM me)

Author's Note: I know I should be updating past fics but honestly, until the ideas start popping up, I'll stay at a standstill. Until then, I have half this story done already lol and should be able to update soon. Please subscribe :]