I would like to dedicate this fic to my ex boyfriend, the utter douche he was, for cheating on me yesterday and telling me on my face that he has been dating his ex for 'a few days now' despite of being all flirty and usual with me only 4 days ago. I'm an ARMY and listen- we're bulletproof and no amount of dirt you throw at ARMYS will make them inferior. 

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The rest of you, I love you for subscribing to this fic. But know that the entire humour and sarcasm of this fic is inspired from that lovely boy who double dated two girls and broke up with me yesterday. This is the last ever time you'll be on my mind. Hasta La Vista, Motherfluffer. But if Taeyeon can get over that pretty boy Baekhyun, why can't I, and a lot like me, get over ugly worthless boys? I will be posting the first chapter in a few hours. Stay tuned!